Thread 42370359 - /mlp/ [Archived: 216 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:26:08 PM No.42370359
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>Anon please listen to us. We saw the future. Humans from your world come to Equestria. They come to harvest our resources and use or steal our magic to fix your dying world. What should we do? You have knowledge of all the terrible machines and weapons humans use. What can we expect? Are they as cruel as you say they are? Can they be reasoned with?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:38:14 PM No.42370375
>>42370359 (OP)
Give every man a mare or filly to fuck
Give every woman a stallion or colt to fuck
Kill everything that doesn't identify as male or female
Problem solved and peace made
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:40:49 PM No.42370381
>>42370359 (OP)
If its brown, has a hook nose, is religious in any fashion, identifies with faggotry, has a weak chin or jawline you kill it. Everything else well, we will get to that later.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:54:29 PM No.42370399
>>42370359 (OP)
“First, how can you see the future and also come back to the past? This is not possibly by our current understanding of physics.”

“Second, if you are really that afraid, you can simply charge taxes on the resources that they exploit and the corporations they establish here. This would mean that the government gets its fair share for use of Equestrian land and the money can be funneled back into helping those who need it most. If Equestrian corporations have to pay their taxes, why wouldn’t foreign corporations?”
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:07:51 PM No.42370425
>>42370399
Because humans are fucked up, and they'll go to war if they have to. They'll lie, cheat, and steal out of desperation to save themselves. It's how they are.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:16:36 PM No.42370445
Is there a story about anon making it to Equestria and other humans getting their own portal, trying to take him back to Earth for whatever reason?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:21:54 PM No.42370456
>>42370425
sounds like 'murica alright, though not only
everyone human will try to get a piece of the pie of magic and they won't stop at horse pussy
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:31:34 PM No.42370488
>>42370359 (OP)
cute boopable snoofers
also, how can they do that when they have no magic? just close portals mare and if some get in kill them
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:45:59 PM No.42370520
>>42370425
But denying themselves another export market for their natural resources may only be shooting themselves in the hooves, especially if the resources there are so abundant that those who mine for them can never do so for profits. Also, you’re implying our little ponies never seek tax exemptions and deductions whenever possible.
>>42370456
Except it isn’t like ponies can be coerced into sharing their magic and it isn’t like humans have anything that can contain it either.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:57:05 PM No.42370549
>>42370359 (OP)
>What can we expect?
False flag terror attacks will be committed in your name to rally the public against you and create consent for an invasion. Even if you do nothing, they will kill their own civilians and blame it on you, and the people and politicians will believe them.
Humans, for the most part, rely on technology for fighting. There's firearms, which shoot small projectiles called "bullets" at extremely high velocities to kill the target by penetrating their skin, rupturing their organs, and causing massive amounts of internal bleeding. If a bullet penetrates your brain or heart, death is more or less guaranteed.
There's incendiary weapons, which shoot projectiles that explode upon impact, and sometimes light everything around them on fire. Grenades are the most common type. They're small bombs that can be thrown or fired from a launcher.
I assume you're familiar with tanks, because Rainbow Dash named her tortoise after one. Humans have those too.
Drone strikes are likely. These are autonomous flying machines that can fire both bullets and incendiary weapons.
There are also fighter jets, which are flying machines like drones, but bigger, faster, and piloted by a human seated inside of them. They are fast enough to breach the sound barrier several times over.
Missiles, which can be shot from drones, jets, or platforms, are long-range weapons that can be precisely aimed at a target from thousands of miles away. They have a velocity of hundreds of miles an hour, and a single missile strike's explosion is enough to demolish a small building.
Humans also have biological and chemical weapons, which they may or may not use because they violate international law. However, since you're not human, the law might not apply to you. These include poison gas, spreading disease (both natural and man-made), and exposure to carcinogenic and teratogenic substances. Very bad news.
There's also nuclear weapons. Humans will only used these if they feel they're forced to, but they're the most powerful weapons they have access to. The initial explosion alone is enough to destroy a small town and blind anyone looking at it, but they also irradiate the landscape for miles around and make it uninhabitable.
>Are they as cruel as they say you are?
At war? Unspeakably, yes.
>Can they be reasoned with?
Unlikely. A "peaceful" end to a war with a hypothetical conflict with humanity would result in your world being heavily exploited for resources, and Equestria becoming a puppet state of whatever country or countries has decided to invade.
>What should we do?
Pre-emptive strikes would be ill-advised. Elements of Harmony would be borderline useless. If a war starts and humanity invades, I'd suggest having Celestia enter Earth through a portal, and have her use her abilities to make Earth's sun emit a solar flare directly at the planet. This will fry all of their electronics and send them back into the stone age, which should end the war relatively quickly.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:00:17 PM No.42370556
>>42370549
Anon just have Discord set loose on Earth and he turns everyone into chickens or blocks of cheese, while making it rain chocolate and having the sky turn into a giant painting of the Mona Lisa.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:03:20 PM No.42370562
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>>42370556
No. Absolutely not. His ass stays in the statue, where it belongs.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:10:43 PM No.42370576
>>42370549
This is true, also it seems that moderate to high level unicorns can manifest forcefields, which could come in handy for projectile based weapons though I doubt there's enough unicorns to match the number of guns humans possess.

Perhaps there's a better way to solving this then through war. What would the humans have to offer us in return? Their money is useless here.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:30:03 PM No.42370599
>>42370359 (OP)
>Anon please listen to us. We saw the future. Humans from your world come to Equestria. They come to harvest our resources and use or steal our magic to fix your dying world.

What should we do?
Obscure yourselves. Set up a fake Equestria too so they interact with convincing avatars of yourselves. Toss them a crystal for energy. Observe from the shadows what they do. If they do anything too evil cause it to explode.

You have knowledge of all the terrible machines and weapons humans use.

>What can we expect?
That the best defence is to not be here when it arrives.

>Are they as cruel as you say they are?
Crueler.

>Can they be reasoned with?
Barely, they'll still want your things. They will never understand the innocence of which ponies operate, hence why I came to Equestria and allowed myself to be turned into a pony. To learn your ways of kindness under prosperity, versus humanities usual cruelty under scarcity. I was a "good human" once. I know I still can be at heart. To call my conquest a virtue while robbing everything around me blind, they are treasonous. Just treat them like rodents in a cage and drop them gifts every so often. If they haven't miraculously killed themselves then, and only then you can reason with them. Otherwise they will never learn to make their own mistakes and will feel entitled.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:31:42 PM No.42370602
>>42370549
>This will fry all of their electronics and send them back into the stone age
Do older vehicles (such as cold war tanks) depend on electronics and possible solar flares?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:35:27 PM No.42370609
>>42370359 (OP)
Turn them all into ponies. Some have chosen "ponysonas", go with those if you can, but otherwise, ponies.
They need to learn friendship. REAL friendship.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:45:32 PM No.42370625
>>42370602
Even modern tanks are protected from EMPs. They are tested against that stuff extensively. Even if the turret's horizontal drive was disabled, they can still be rotated manually. Modern cars are absolutely fucked though, considering they use computers to even turn the engine on. Even planes wouldn't be completely screwed, you would just have to rely on your basic instruments.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:03:28 PM No.42370657
You think Rainbow Dash can beat this fucking shit?

https://youtu.be/lRyckZhUBzo?si=5n7mcGgkS1mDTW7f
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:05:58 PM No.42370659
>>42370359 (OP)
Kill them on sight. I'm the only human allowed in Equestria.
Anonymous !!oatZii+RBqa
7/18/2025, 6:06:48 PM No.42370662
>>42370556
Anon, I'm pretty sure deploying him would turn resource harvesting war into a Holy War against "Satan" (I'm pretty sure Discord checks some of the boxes from the Revelations)
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:35:34 PM No.42370727
>>42370359 (OP)
>What should we do?
Establish clear borders and be ready to show power - for in geopolitics it's the only thing that is respected.
Do have a distinction between a politician playing the dirty game, and everyone else - you can expect the full spectrum there, but the bellcurve or what is "normal" varies from country to country.
>weapons
Mostly technology and different ways to cause an explosion of different magnitudes.
Be prepared to go full Daybreaker or Nightmare Moon just in case.
>can they be reasoned with
Yes, but actually no, but also yes.
Clear borders and magic defences will work to establish political relations, limited migration policies could work - may of us dream to leave our world behind to live in yours under your rule.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:23:09 PM No.42370799
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:55:13 PM No.42370855
>>42370359 (OP)
>Can they be reasoned with?
Yes, it's your only option. Any open conflict between humans and ponies will result in your complete genocide. You simply don't stand a ghost of a chance. Diplomacy is your only option.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:26:36 PM No.42371485
>>42370602
Irrelevant. Solar flare would knock out the Internet and cripple humanity instantly. We are way too dependent on technology. No military action could be taken until the power grid and Internet is restored.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:49:55 AM No.42372587
>>42371485
Military has non internet ways of communication, if we were really deadset on invading someone, come hell or high water, we'd get it done
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:56:19 AM No.42373653
>>42371485
Except Celestia can't make a solar flare or control our sun. She is fucked.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:12:44 AM No.42373964
>>42372587
Communication, farming and other older techniques are lost arts now. If the world suffered an entire EMP it would be disastrous. People killing for resources or indulging in their base instincts.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:16:52 AM No.42373979
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>>42370359 (OP)
Fuckin'...um...like..how soon in the future is this.
Like, tomorrow or some gorillion years from now?
You know what nevermind it's not important, I'll just save you a lot of time and tell you if it says 'ayo' or 'shalom', you should immediately banish it to the moon with no hesitation.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:20:07 AM No.42373991
Is it bad that I think conquering Equestria sounds like fun? I wouldn't want to hand it over to humanity, but invading with human machines sounds cool.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:31:23 AM No.42374036
>>42373991
Maybe if it was like a silly contest. Im not anti-humanity but I would never want to serve at the whims of some corrupt government or company with its own PMC. Kikes and shithole nations would destroy Equestria for fun.