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Anonymous No.42370943 [Report] >>42370945 >>42370955 >>42370958 >>42372076 >>42372086 >>42372909 >>42372979 >>42373102 >>42373697 >>42376956 >>42377328
>Hey you’re one of them human critters! My mama said if I ever find one of you I gotta lasso you up and capture you. Then bring you back to her. So c’mon human critter, lemme tie your legs together and drag you back home. Lets make it nice and simple, no tricks.
Anonymous No.42370945 [Report] >>42375453
>>42370943 (OP)
No she didn't, your mom is dead.
Anonymous No.42370955 [Report] >>42370964 >>42370965
>>42370943 (OP)
Ok but first let me inspect you.
Anonymous No.42370958 [Report]
>>42370943 (OP)
I think she drank too much cider, she's looking at her big bro like he's some sort of apple ape...
Anonymous No.42370964 [Report]
>>42370955
I’d lick that ponut.
Anonymous No.42370965 [Report] >>42371934
>>42370955
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW
Anonymous No.42371934 [Report]
>>42370965
RACIST BARN
RACIST BARN
Anonymous No.42372076 [Report]
>>42370943 (OP)
“Well, some humans are into this, I suppose, but I’m just not one of them. And I doubt this is the appropriate environment to be discussing fetish play anyway.”
Anonymous No.42372086 [Report]
>>42370943 (OP)
hum. if you're gonna make me a slave can i at least be a sex slave and not a worker?
Anonymous No.42372909 [Report]
>>42370943 (OP)
Before I can agree to that, I will much prefer to know what your mama wants with a tied-up human.
Regardless, I think you overestimate your ability to drag things, and my own durability, if you think you can rawdog dragging me back home while also keeping me in one piece. Perhaps some negotiation would be in order if you came back with a cart. Until then, it's a "no" from me.
Anonymous No.42372979 [Report]
>>42370943 (OP)
I’m gonna steal one of your freckles.
Anonymous No.42373102 [Report] >>42375474
>>42370943 (OP)
>"Well Ah certainly didn't expect that. Thank you sugarcube, Ah'm very, very proud of mah precious filly."
>"Now, leave Mommy and let her... ahem, inspect him~"
Anonymous No.42373137 [Report]
what would you actually do if you came to Equestria in the past and the m6 were all fillies? Normally I bank on the idea that I could convince AJ to let me stay with her in exchange for work but you can't do that if she's still a kid. So I guess I'd have to pick a side between pears and apples and hope it works out for me.
Anonymous No.42373697 [Report] >>42375440
>>42370943 (OP)
This makes me think of a setup for some Looney Tunes-esque comedy.

>"I'm hunting hoomans. Ehehehehehe!"
Anonymous No.42375440 [Report]
>>42373697
Applejacks is Henery Hawk and anon is Foghorn Leghorn.
Anonymous No.42375453 [Report]
>>42370945
This is filly applejack. Mama is still alive
Anonymous No.42375474 [Report]
>>42373102
Unf.
Anonymous No.42376459 [Report]
up
Anonymous No.42376956 [Report]
>>42370943 (OP)
>tie her up
>take her back to the farm
>knock on the door
“Does this belong to you?”
Anonymous No.42377328 [Report]
>>42370943 (OP)
Aw, well aren't you adorable, why don't you just tie my hands together and I'll just walk home with you cutie pie