>Hey you’re one of them human critters! My mama said if I ever find one of you I gotta lasso you up and capture you. Then bring you back to her. So c’mon human critter, lemme tie your legs together and drag you back home. Lets make it nice and simple, no tricks.

>>42370943 (OP)
No she didn't, your mom is dead.

>>42370943 (OP)
Ok but first let me inspect you.

>>42370943 (OP)
I think she drank too much cider, she's looking at her big bro like he's some sort of apple ape...

>>42370955
I’d lick that ponut.

>>42370955
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW

>>42370965
RACIST BARN
RACIST BARN

>>42370943 (OP)
“Well, some humans are into this, I suppose, but I’m just not one of them. And I doubt this is the appropriate environment to be discussing fetish play anyway.”

>>42370943 (OP)
hum. if you're gonna make me a slave can i at least be a sex slave and not a worker?

>>42370943 (OP)
Before I can agree to that, I will much prefer to know what your mama wants with a tied-up human.
Regardless, I think you overestimate your ability to drag things, and my own durability, if you think you can rawdog dragging me back home while also keeping me in one piece. Perhaps some negotiation would be in order if you came back with a cart. Until then, it's a "no" from me.

>>42370943 (OP)
I’m gonna steal one of your freckles.

>>42370943 (OP)
>"Well Ah certainly didn't expect that. Thank you sugarcube, Ah'm very, very proud of mah precious filly."
>"Now, leave Mommy and let her... ahem, inspect him~"

what would you actually do if you came to Equestria in the past and the m6 were all fillies? Normally I bank on the idea that I could convince AJ to let me stay with her in exchange for work but you can't do that if she's still a kid. So I guess I'd have to pick a side between pears and apples and hope it works out for me.

>>42370943 (OP)
This makes me think of a setup for some Looney Tunes-esque comedy.

>"I'm hunting hoomans. Ehehehehehe!"

>>42373697
Applejacks is Henery Hawk and anon is Foghorn Leghorn.

>>42370945
This is filly applejack. Mama is still alive

>>42373102
Unf.

up

>>42370943 (OP)
>tie her up
>take her back to the farm
>knock on the door
“Does this belong to you?”

>>42370943 (OP)
Aw, well aren't you adorable, why don't you just tie my hands together and I'll just walk home with you cutie pie