>Anon is in Equestria
>Quickly realizes that ponies are naive.
>"That Anon's so helpful. Ah swear every time ah do some applebucking he's right behind me."
>"Anon loves to help me with my research. If I don't feel like using my wings and climb a ladder in the library, he's right there holding the bottom of it."

What situations can Anon contrive to get close to the ponies? And how far can he go before they finally realize his intentions?

>>42372013 (OP)
with all due >rapespect I don't find this behavior to be acceptable

>>42372013 (OP)
And then Anon gets railed for every mare and stallion.

>>42372013 (OP)
>they all know, but are just in heat
>casually waiting for anon to just fuck them already

>>42372013 (OP)
I'm a bigger and stronger anon that gets sent to other anon's equestrias to beat them up if they act like this with the ponies. Only kindness and friendship unless you properly swoon the mare with romance and make her your special somepony. You will be sent back to earth at my discretion (I accept bribes)

>>42372241
the ponies will put you in jail for hurting their friend

>>42372241
>go to anon's equestria to teach him a lesson for taking advantage of ponies' naiveté
>he was actually just trying to be helpful
>he was actually just as naive as the ponies

>asking Fluttershy to do your laundry and having nothing clean to wear but some tight boxers when she comes over
>Asking pony nurse to give you an oral exam to "learn the anon body"
>Asking rarity to model some lingerie you designed
>"accidentally" losing rainbow dash's gym gear so she has to workout with just a towel wrapped around her instead

>>42372013 (OP)
>picrel
Do real ponies have dimples of Venus?

>>42372286
I have papers from Celestia saying it's my job to protect the ponies of all Equestrias, I cannot be stopped.
>>42372287
The premise is that they have to have bad intentions, if anon is just being nice he is safe. I can always tell, the muscles whisper to me and tell me who is a villain and who must be rewarded with some candy I keep in my pocket.

Heh long twilight

>>42373931
KEK

>>42373931
LOL

>>42372287
>>he was actually just trying to be helpful
>>he was actually just as naive as the ponies
I'd read a green about normal Anon and /kinder/fied Mous kek

>>42373931
lel