We talk about the most racist character in all of MLP
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>>42376731 (OP)Why does Chudmare like pegasus so much?
>>42377012they're the only ones that aren't annoying compare to others
>”Alright everypony, here we are! Fishermare’s Wharf!”
>Windy excitedly exclaims out as her two other friends, Posey and Alpine Aspen, look on with uncertainty.
>”Ah don’t know, Windy, boardtrots or amusement parks ain’t usually my thang.”
>Alpine retorts, her Appleachian accent thick and hard to understand.
“And you better not take me on any rides with extreme heights! You know I’m deeply afraid of heights!”
>Complained Posey as she sticks a hoof out towards Windy.
>Windy rolls at the idea of forcing Posey to go on the larger rides.
>”Don’t you worry, you two! I’m sure there’s activities that we can do together!”
>The two earth ponies look at each other and then back at Windy before following behind the pegasus into the park.
“So what are we going to do first?”
>Asked an unfazed Posey as she trots right next to her best friend.
>Windy puts a hoof on her chin before quickly replying to Posey's query.
>”We should try out the carnival games first.”
>The carnival games close in on both sides as the three friends trot through the games bustling with activity.
>”Well, Ah’ll be!”
>Alpine barges through Posey and Windy to reach the attraction that caught her attention.
>”Ah ‘member this game from the county fair when ah was just a youngling.”
>Alpine exclaims with glee upon stopping right in front of a huge tank.
>“I didn’t know you had dunk tanks, Alpine.”
>”Yes sir-ee! Ah ‘member dunking the zigger!”
>Completely forgetting that she was ever angry, Posey lets out a chuckling snort upon hearing Alpine’s statement.
“That sounded fun.”
>”It sure was, Flower Girl! It reminds me of a tale that uncle Yellow Buckeye attended to be the zigger. They had to give him stripes!”
>Posey lets out a loud laugh at the image of a stallion performing stripe face.
>Windy, feeling uncomfortable from the racist chat, speaks up to divide the two earth ponies’ discussion so nopony will hear such vulgar comments.
>”Let’s hurry, girls! We don’t want to miss our chance for some fun!”
>The three friends trot over to the dunking booth. A tall, slender, stallion pegasus standing by the dunk tank, trying to entice potential customers to play his game.
>”Come one! Come all! Take your aim at this pony! If lucky, you’ll win a prize! How about you!? Take your chances at my game, bet you can’t do it!”
>The stallion smirks as he points a hoof towards the general direction of Posey, Windy, and Alpine.
>Posey, backing up for a second from the hoof, looks up at the stallion with a disapproving glare.
>”Lemme take a crack at it!”
>The stallion twists his head to look at the mare with the thick hillbilly accent.
>”Alright mare, hit me with your best shot. But first, 12 bucks.”
>>42378871>Alpine scrunches her snout at the ‘come here’ gesture the stallion is making with his hoof.>The hick mare opens her purse to pull out some money.>As the green hue of the money was barely poking out from the leather purse, the stallion swipes Alpine's money from her hooves.>The stallion tosses a battered wooden ball towards Alpine; she successfully catches the ball in her hooves.>Standing on her hind legs, she reels her forelegs and throws the ball.>As the ball hits the target, the pony sitting in the chair falls into the water with a splash.>The stallion, hiding his embarrassment of not being able to scam Alpine, turns back and gives out a fake smile.>”Well, well, well, you sure are a lucky mare to hit the bulls eye.”>The stallion turns around and shuffles through the prizes in the cardboard box.>”Ah hah! Here you go!”>”Yahoo! Ah’ve been meaning to get a keychain for mah house keys!”>Alpine exclaims while bucking in the air with excitement.>Posey and Windy were not in the same boat as Alpine’s amazement.>”Well gang, how about we go to another game?”>Alpine and Posey look over and nod at Windy’s suggestion.>As they trot away from the dunk tank, Posey speaks out her mind.“I’m not impressed.”
>”Come on, Posey! You haven’t even played a game!”“Don’t you see, Windy! These games are scams to steal your hard earned money for cheap knick knacks!”
>”Even though I agree with your complaint with the cheap knick knacks, I believe that the true fun is not the prize, but the game. It’s not so fun to win a prize if the game is easy.”“Maybe so, but I don’t trust those games, especially those vendors. You’ve seen how shifty that colt was.”
>”You’ve just seen one bad apple; I’ve been to a couple when I was younger and, sure, some of them are bad actors, but there are some that mean well.”>An irritated huff from Posey’s nose was the last response to Windy’s rebuttal.>“Can’t ya’ll put a sock in it? Ah want to know what’s the next game?”>”Well, we can try out the pinball machines. Those games are impossible to rig.”>The sound of pings and buzzes ring out from a nearby building as the three mares trot through the slowly growing crowd.“How convenient...”
>Trotting into the building, the rings, pings, buzzes, and chatter fill the entire space in a barrage of noise.>Windy scours through the crowd to find a suitable pinball cabinet for her friends.>Amongst the noise and flashing lights, an older machine in the back corner of the arcade room is finally discovered by the red pegasus.
