wat do?

my wacom hdmi brokie, new cable coming in a day or two :(

You could always kill yourself

>>42377406 (OP)
Oh no! Get that poner a new bag immediately.

>>42377406 (OP)

>>42377408

the video input from my computer to my wacum is caput, so I'm resorting to drawing on it while looking at my monitor, its like four times slower to draw. I will animate your ideas tomorrow, I didn't realize how late it became due to animating it this way.

>>42377406 (OP)
Call in an engineering team to create an indestructible grocery bag that can hold up to the mare.

>see cute little mare struggling with her groceries near the checkout
>bag suddenly gives out
>cans, apples, and a single zucchini go rolling across the floor
>she gasps and looks around, cheeks redder than a Macintosh apple
>she stammers an apology to no one in particular, scrambling to gather her stuff
>everyone else just walks past like she’s invisible
>notonmywatch.jpg
>grab a new bag and kneel beside her, helping her collect everything
>she looks up at me with those big, glassy eyes and gives me this smile that makes my heart skip a beat
>leans in and kisses my cheek, her muzzle warm and soft
>almost pass out on the spot
>"T-thank you... do you mind walking with me? I live just a few blocks away..."
>nod like an idiot and carry her bag
>start walking with her, holding the bag while she trots close beside me
>real close
>keeps brushing her soft thigh against my leg
>tail swishing dramatically, occasionally hiking it to the side
>every now and then I swear I hear a wet sound from under that tail
>pretend I didn’t hear it, but now my brain’s looping it like a cursed audio file
>curiosity gets the better of me, glance back just once
>dearprincesscelestia.png
>she's leaving a faint wet trail behind her on the sidewalk like she’s got an oil leak
>trying not to visibly sweat
>she keeps giving me these eyes like she wants to eat me alive
>finally make it to her front door
>she turns to me, biting her lip, voice barely above a whisper
>"Why don’t you come inside…? I could use your help... unloading..."
>heart slams against my ribs
>I nod and reach for the doorknob
>hand visibly shaking
>I open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>42377406 (OP)
Why is she putting things in a torn plastic bag? Is she stupid?

>>42377481
did you write this with the ending in mind the whole time damn you!

>>42377485
Better question is, why the fuck did she put a can of worms alongside her groceries?

>>42377410
>>42378009
You find a worm in an apple. Mare tells you she needs that one type of apple to help her sleep. What do?

>>42378526
Tell mare she should go grab a new one unless she wants some extra protein.

>>42378526
Pull it out and handle it back to her. Worms aren't mold, as long as you can remove the entire thing the rest of the apple is safe to eat, not to mention that him being there means the apple is high quality and 100% natural-grown.
Or that's what I tell her, at least.

>>42378526
Tell her it's okay mares are omnivores

>>42378526
Put the worm into a different apple

>>42378535
>>42378550
>>42378551
>>42378558
as funny as all these are, she tells you that was the last apple. its up to you to help her seek out alternative remedies to fall asleep. where do you go and what are you looking for?

i have certain plot scenes in mind, so sometimes I won't be able to draw your guys replies, you can check your inventory at any time. it may change after different scenes.

>>42379058
Shit I dunno, is there a medical aisle in that shop?
We'll be feeding poni benadryls until she dozes off in that case.

>>42379093
nah fuck that
>>42378535
>>42378551
she tells you an odyssey. It explains how she developed her "worm-adjacent trauma" prevents her from eating worms. by the end, resentment towards the worm industrial complex grows within you, scheming down deep, and forevermore vigilant of the cruel world you live in.

>>42379190
Offer to bring her warm milk and sing her a lullaby

>>42378558
you chuckle softly to yourself, but alas, not soft enough. Mare notices you reaching for the worm and SHUTS YOU DOWN VERBAL STYLE!!!!1

>>42379130
you walk around, aimlessly. you walk down aisles like kids late night Halloween walk down streets for the last house of the night, hopeless meandering. Finally, you find a particular aisle you missed probably five times. It has all but two sleep pill bottles. this fact is present either because its in high demand or not restocked in a while. wat do?

>>42377406 (OP)
Mouse and mspaint

>>42380133
nah nigga, just drawing with the tablet screen black. Moniter drawing gang.

>>42379882
Buy some and offer them to mare

>>42379882
>>42380364
Ask mare if she'd want them before buying them for her, but also ask why she can't sleep.
>>42379732
I hope Mare won't notice that Anon's fingers look like worms.

>>42377481
hump

>>42379304

>>42377470
>>42380364
>>42380584
she appreciates the help, and gives you eight bits. before you two part ways, is there anything else you do?

>>42381500
Give her headpats for being a good pone

>>42381500
Give her your phone number

>>42381529

>>42381690
wtf happened to the mp4?

hump

aight, tomorrow we'll see if the thread picks up. If not, I'll go back to plotless random adventurers over this style of thread. Gn.

>>42381500
So uuh... mission complete? Go buy ice cream sandwiches with our 8 bits or something idk

>>42379882
wtf is that warning label?

>>42381529
>>42381690

>>42383947
The dreams might not be sanctioned by princess moonbutt. Try at your own risk.
>>42379058
Does she know what keeps her awake at night? Is she stressed about something?

>>42383259
you take you eight bits and deedful spirit and head on back.

>>42384256
during Discord's reign over Equestria before he was reformed, he made worms pony size. She was raped by a worm.

>>42384359
well I bought ice cream instead. you can have one but only one.

>>42384359
Fuck off Poochie, I had a good day, don't ruin it.

>>42384359
Give her a smooch

>>42384433
how many ice cream cones did you buy to refuse giving her anymore than one?

nigga

>>42384433

>>42386591
wtf

>>42386591
JUST BITCHSLAP THAT COMMIE WHORE HOLY SHIT SHE'S INSUFFERABLE

>>42386795
to be fair, you did go to the store with a shopping list and didnt buy anything on it for her.

>>42386836
to be fair, anon is retarded so glimglam only has herself to blame

>>42386591
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42386848
yeah, but she can't trust her village, shes contracting outside help in order to keep control over the plebs. And anon was the cheapest option.

>>42387761
okay ask her for more money and go back to the store, definitely not gonna buy ice cream this time

>>42388141
Oh no! Rush out of this crazy bitches house and go find that mare we helped before she takes glimmys dream roofies

>>42388141
WE MUST SAVE MARE111!!!

>>42387957
you will tell glimglam you underestimated how expensive some ingredients were, so you returned for some more funds.

>>42386591
can you cast fireball at her?

>>42382767

>>42388141
Duh… but boss? But if princesses are queens, and there’s multiple princesses, den how’s it a monarchy?

>>42390327

>>42390658
I was late for work, didn't have time to fix some mistakes in that animation

>>42388141
>>42390658
>>42391246

>>42388321
>>42389005
>>42389267
what do you do after seeing your current inventory and quests?

>>42391686
Go ask around town if anypony knows where the mare we saw lives.
But eat the ice cream first. Priorities.

>>42391686
>anon decides it's time for Koniami code get it?
>he inputs it by performing the moves irl
>mare is most confused by anon's actions
>but now there is a secret item in his inventory, so anon pulls it from behind him
>it's

>>42391686
Ugh, let's see what that pinko whore needsfor her potions.

>>42391730

>>42392184
Seems she didn't give us enough bits to buy all the things

>>42389267
>>42391686
>>42392868
shit, uh, I forgot. you retroactively have 58 bits WOOSH WOOSH magic penis wand