Luna refuses to let you have a good night sleep unless you marry her, get a job and stop eating meat. Every night your REM is disturbed by either nightmares and sleep paralysis demons or insomnia. Your move.

I'll take 5 benadryls and down a 4loko. Nothing will rouse me from my slumber.

>>42378357 (OP)
I haven't had a good night sleep in over a decade.
She's going to have to try harder than that.

>>42378357 (OP)
https://youtu.be/rERXSjdQ3Ks

>>42378357 (OP)
Why would she want me to stop eating meat? Horses are omnivores. https://youtu.be/_6GGvelPlk8?si=dw7-gA2bRM_4nLDi

>>42378357 (OP)
Done. Too easy.

>>42378357 (OP)
Please do, I would love a challenge. I'm an avid lucid dreamer, and more often than not when having a nightmare, I either kill the thing, just leave, or force my way one way or another. She'd have to get creative and use my family against me, tormenting them is something I can't just punch.

>>42378357 (OP)
>Luna refuses to let you have a good night sleep unless you marry her
I cN't I love her sister
>get a job
I'm trying
>stop eating meat
No.
Every night your REM is disturbed by either nightmares and sleep paralysis demons or insomnia.
i already got used to those

>>42378357 (OP)
But isn’t this a little bit OOC for Luna? If anything, she would probably feel ashamed of herself if she found out one of her friends was having regular nightmares and his concerns slipped on by her. Now, if Discord had the ability to go into dreams, this may be a different story.

If it was S1 Luna I might do it.

>>42378357 (OP)
Luna I will marry you and definitely stay employed. I promise to not eat talking animals.

>>42378357 (OP)
>stop eating meat
Haven't eaten meat in 20 years
>get a job
Had a job for the past 3 years by now
>marry her
If she wants to too, then whats stopping this from happening?

>>42378357 (OP)
Depends what she requires as my job and if she has pretend meat. Also I want Dash, so if its not a herd realm i aint doin it

>>42378357 (OP)
>Every night your REM is disturbed by either nightmares and sleep paralysis demons or insomnia
Oh, so just my normal night.

>>42378357 (OP)
I simply kill her and go on to do my own things.

>>42378357 (OP)
Not as bad as what my tulpa makes me do