>>42378697Takeshi is a deeply erotic man, so pay close attention. Imagine I am therewith you, behind you, my beautiful handsome hands on your shoulders. I massage them gently, Feeling Pinkie Keen plays in the background. Your stomach has pit in it, a deep cavernous pit, rotted in there from the FOUL DISGUSTING FUCKING FETISH YOU KEEP BLASTING INTO THE INTERNET.
I lick my lips, you shudder.in the distance,twilight sparkle, unicorn, shakes her head sadly. She knows what will soon happen.
"Oral sex is completely freakish and should not be considered vanilla" i say to you.
This is when you notice my beautiful, handsome, classy and gentlemanly pecker is upon your shoulder.
"Y...yamatai...." you say.
But its too late, I FUCK YOU INSIDE YOUR HOT MOUTH.
I cry may tears down my handsome and smart face, because this is DISGUSTENG. but takeshi says "shh i am ok" and suddenly my hips sporadically fuck like a retarded ghost. I fill you with my ectoplasm. You look up at me, I shake my head. I get down on one knee, my dick flops around like a salmon upstream. We look in each other's eyes, you remember suddenly how you ruined your prostate trying to develop fart related hyperpsermia. I cry more, weeping like a large salamander. You know its time soon, I nod.i put you into my pectoral, squeezing you. You jizz 20 ml of cement from your urethra hole.
Hours pass.
Days.
You are in my basement.
I feed you watermelon seeds each day.
Nobody remembers you.
BECAUSE UOURE A FUCKING RETARD.
Starlight glimmer moves into my home, she stares outside windows upright, hours at A time. My home smells like zinc. I find her deeply erotic, her mane smells GOOD and not like FUCKING SHITFROM THE ASS LIKE WHAT YOU LOVED ONCE.
her smile. Her eyes. I hated her, but poochie has become loyal to me. I take her in the ass, we kiss like otters. I marry her. You decay in my basement, your ghost trapped in my home. You think its iver- its not. I rape you in the ass every j night. You finally realize that you were wrong when I filly your cum sacks with salad basting.
Your father is finally proud.
Your mare is with takeshi.
And you
RETARD.
Stop getting elections erections. You are happier. You lose your cock one night- not harvested, it just leaves of its own will. Your sex drive dissipates.
You live in my house.
I cum in your wife.
Takeshi wins again.