Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:42:33 PM No.42379048
I have this fanfic idea that is a series of medical issues Redheart has to deal with. Each chapter a new pony/ponies come to Redheart with some funny weird issue. Because the ponies are innocent and stupid. MY special somepony wants me to eat his... stuff, is that safe Nurse Redheart?
"Are they all sexual situations?" No! I have other ideas. Like maybe Fluttershy gets addicted to eating meat after eating parts of one of her dead animals. I'd go to Nurse Redheart for that. Yes they'd mostly be sexual things, but only because no one reads fanfics unless it's to masturbate, if you read fanfics for any other reason that's even more cringe, and Redheart would deal with them very clinically, I love emotionless stuff like that. Emotionless sex is my favourite tag. I'm going to have to take a semen sample, lay back. So many ideas, granted I can't think of one, but I'm sure there's great medical things to think about. Maybe sometimes Redheart has to make home visits or go out pulling her medical cart to a scene.
You know they had to change Nurse Redheart's cutie mark because the symbol is owned by the Red Cross Society, they were actually the first people to invent the cross shape, and even a cross being associated with healing, they were the first, "what about-" nope you're wrong, you lose, nope, the bloody cross is an idea of the mid-1800s, why would you think it's a universal religious symbol? because they change it from a cross to a crescent in muslim countries? Hey they own red moons too you know. And I agree, it's just like how I own the purple circle, you see a purple circle in media? they paid me. I actually made a new symbol called the Red Plus, so look out for anyone using my Red Plus symbol because I will be sending a cease and desist. In fact I found these guys called the "Red Cross Society" trying to get away with using it, not for long, criminals! I'm a good helpful organisation afterall and don't think you can get away making children's cartoons with my purple circle either.
"Are they all sexual situations?" No! I have other ideas. Like maybe Fluttershy gets addicted to eating meat after eating parts of one of her dead animals. I'd go to Nurse Redheart for that. Yes they'd mostly be sexual things, but only because no one reads fanfics unless it's to masturbate, if you read fanfics for any other reason that's even more cringe, and Redheart would deal with them very clinically, I love emotionless stuff like that. Emotionless sex is my favourite tag. I'm going to have to take a semen sample, lay back. So many ideas, granted I can't think of one, but I'm sure there's great medical things to think about. Maybe sometimes Redheart has to make home visits or go out pulling her medical cart to a scene.
You know they had to change Nurse Redheart's cutie mark because the symbol is owned by the Red Cross Society, they were actually the first people to invent the cross shape, and even a cross being associated with healing, they were the first, "what about-" nope you're wrong, you lose, nope, the bloody cross is an idea of the mid-1800s, why would you think it's a universal religious symbol? because they change it from a cross to a crescent in muslim countries? Hey they own red moons too you know. And I agree, it's just like how I own the purple circle, you see a purple circle in media? they paid me. I actually made a new symbol called the Red Plus, so look out for anyone using my Red Plus symbol because I will be sending a cease and desist. In fact I found these guys called the "Red Cross Society" trying to get away with using it, not for long, criminals! I'm a good helpful organisation afterall and don't think you can get away making children's cartoons with my purple circle either.
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