Thread 42379367 - /mlp/ [Archived: 274 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:42:05 AM No.42379367
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He could’ve been a better love interest for Twilight than Flash Sentry.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:43:09 AM No.42379369
>>42379367 (OP)
Reminder; this autistic little faggot got more of Twi's pussy then any Anon here ever will.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:45:06 AM No.42379376
>>42379369
no shit retard nobody here including the dead has gotten into Equestria and even tried to interact with Twilight.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:46:06 AM No.42379378
>>42379376
>including the dead
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:46:23 AM No.42379381
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>>42379376
Its okay if you're angry, Anon.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:47:49 AM No.42379388
>>42379367 (OP)
THAT'S A CHILD YOU SICK FUCK.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:49:20 AM No.42379396
>>42379388
Twilight's a princess, she makes the rules now and she decides if that colt is a grown up or not.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:52:15 AM No.42379410
>>42379367 (OP)
flash sentry and anything related to equestria girls isnt canon
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:53:23 AM No.42379414
>>42379376
you do know that we go to equestria when we die right?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:58:04 AM No.42379424
>>42379414
where is proofs that can confirm your so called statement?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:03:38 AM No.42379442
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who or what the fuck is a flash sentry
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:10:49 AM No.42379475
>>42379414
Shit, really? Killing myself right now!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:12:56 AM No.42379484
>>42379424
it came to me in a dream
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:15:41 AM No.42379493
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>>42379367 (OP)
He could've been a better love interest for me.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:23:05 AM No.42379514
>>42379424
do ur own research RETARD
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:24:08 AM No.42379517
>>42379484
stop pretending to be me faggot
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:48:03 AM No.42379599
>>42379517
>pretending
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:27:59 AM No.42379703
>>42379367 (OP)
that's a child
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:29:24 AM No.42379708
>>42379484
That was your uncle and you have AIDS
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:29:53 AM No.42380044
>>42379414
Not everyone.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:27:11 AM No.42380309
>least cucked character in the show
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/573804/
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:00:18 AM No.42380346
>>42379367 (OP)
>Twilight is a pedo
>Ywn be a colt
Fuck, man... its not fucking fair
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:01:47 AM No.42380348
>>42380346
>pedodash flaggot
checks out, yeah
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:23 AM No.42380352
>>42380348
Hide the thread if you dont like me, there's been an autist complaining about me all day
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:10:43 AM No.42380366
>>42380352
who said i was hating?
you shouldnt let baiting autists from other threads get to you like that bro
that only gives them more power over you
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:13:28 AM No.42380372
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>>42380366
i didnt know there was a star tracker thread anyways
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:13:57 AM No.42380374
>>42379396
But it is still up to her to be a model citizen. Otherwise, her power in the eyes of her people may be delegitimized.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:14:56 AM No.42380375
>>42380374
Twilight Sparkle probably fucks her brother, newfren. The popular headcanon is that all of the princesses are big degens especially since they've been in power for over 1000 years
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:22:15 AM No.42380386
>>42379410
Wait until I post the picture where Flash Sentry appears in FiM nyehehehehe
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:30:36 AM No.42380405
>>42380375
But imagine the sort of scandal that would ripple across Equestria if that sort of thing happened. Remember that Equestria canonically has a parliament, so actions such as those would probably drive people to vote for separatist or anti-royalist parties.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:32:53 AM No.42380408
>>42380405
True, probably why they keep it secret. Also they have the power of the sun so they probably wouldn't do much if they did find out... or they just start doing it too, since Celestia/royalty are seen as perfect/untouchable
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:48:52 AM No.42380423
>>42380408
But think about how this might upset Equestria’s relations with other countries. The dragon lands, the Crystal Empire, and Yakyakistan, for example, probably all rely on Equestrian agriculture given their soil and climates, for example. This sort of move could also possibly alienate would-be royalists or unionists who rely on the sun for their livelihoods.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:32:46 PM No.42380712
>>42380405
That is some of the most retarded, autistic headcanon ever.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:47:48 PM No.42380734
>>42380405
When is Equestria's parliament ever brought up in the show?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:59:08 PM No.42380999
>>42379376
>>42379414
nobody from this board is going to Equestria
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:59:51 PM No.42381000
>>42380999
Except me.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:45 PM No.42381112
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>>42380734
S5E10: Princess Spike.
>>42380712
Perhaps one of only reasons that an incumbent administration being under scandal in any country not costing them an election may be the fact that they would be an authoritarian dictatorship that either has absolute rule over its people or exercises similar rule through voter intimidation. According to the same episode I mentioned, the princess does not have absolute power over her country and is basically beholden to Equestria’s parliament, who could side against her at any time.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:45:43 PM No.42381473
>>42381112
Retarded headcanon.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:17:48 PM No.42381564
>>42379367 (OP)
twilight shouldve raped him. i kinda wish we saw him more
also whos flash sentry
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:42:52 PM No.42381643
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>>42379367 (OP)
He's just like me fr fr
There's so little straight Twi ships that don't involve her immediate (quasi-)family that Flashlight looks kind of neat at times but this guy she actually interacted with and would have a reason for being courted by. Would be cute.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:46:33 PM No.42381651
>>42380405
>>42380408
>>42380423
>>42381112
holy shit you dumb faggot you are genuinely retarded with your dogshit headcanon, go kill yourself asap
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:48:07 PM No.42381655
>>42381643
>honorary family member
Unf
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:06:33 PM No.42381829
>>42381564
>raped him
>Implying he wouldn’t want it