Thread 42381478 - /mlp/ [Archived: 268 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:48:00 PM No.42381478
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Cumming inside Rainbow Dash was a bad idea. Not only is she pregnant now, but she keeps flying into mountain sides belly first, it's over. She's going to give birth to another derped pony.

By the way, I've been looking for someone to perform surgery on my love slave waifu Rainbow Dash, I want to rechargeable batteries in her that charge as she flies and moves around, and then pout ports in the side of her flank so I can charge stuff from her directly.

Also, I always thought the best outcome for Trixie's return would have been that she's on the outskirts of Ponyville and meets up with Derpy, or maybe Ditzy flies north again for the southern birds and gets lost and finds Trixie. Because Trixie and Derpy would be a great team. Trixie is the type of person who could manipulate Derpy easily and use her, and she could have control over the mail in Ponyville. And by "I always thought" I mean I just thought about it the other day.
Derpy and Trixie are a dream team.

Lastly, You know what I remembered randomly. Way back when, I recall a thread on /mlp/, someone was going through their son's computer and they were posting about it, because their son used /mlp/. And the father was asking questions and was concerned that his son might be masturbating to ponies. It did seem real but maybe it was an act, either way the son had a folder of ColGET the tripfriend, and so people thought it was ColGET's dad, and I remember the next day telling ColGET "You're dad was on /mlp/ yesterday." And he said "I'm glad someone brought this up, no that wasn't my dad." And I don't know why remembering that interaction is just making me laugh to tears. He would always post pictures of colgate with his posts, gosh, I wish people were still cringe. We're not cringe enough anymore. Speaking of which I just got my teeth cleaned, Canada has free dental care now, so go get that.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:53:40 PM No.42381498
>>42381478 (OP)
so why do you worship a cartoon for little girls, pedophile?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:55:21 PM No.42381503
Looks like I got a reply to my very informative thread. Let's see what the very insightful reply is... >>42381498
Hmmmmm. Amazing. *burp*

I still need to do my part and make 4 other Rainbow threads on /mlp/ before my day is complete.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:29:48 AM No.42382343
>>42381478 (OP)
Weird, but better than all the robotic tired threads that typically stay soulless before getting pruned. Keep schitzo posting, it's partly what this place was made for.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:56:58 AM No.42382762
>>42381478 (OP)
fuck off leaf
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:09:46 AM No.42382794
>>42381478 (OP)
>And by "I always thought" I mean I just thought about it the other day.
ill be using this phrase frequently
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:25:37 AM No.42382838
>>42381478 (OP)
You seem to not understand
I would put so much cum into dash she wouldn't be able to fly until after she gave birth
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:50:22 AM No.42382898
>>42381478 (OP)
>She's going to give birth to another derped pony.
Cool another hole to breed
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:52:51 AM No.42382904
>>42381478 (OP)
>We're not cringe enough anymore
im plenty cringe, people have just learned to accept our cringe or most of us are old enough that people wont call us out on it anymore.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:54:24 AM No.42382907
>>42381478 (OP)
>She's going to give birth to another derped pony
More derped ponies is a good thing though.