>We are made to believe that this utterly perfect mare, 10/10 piece of ass, symbol of beauty and mystery is single. Not only is she single but many ponies are afraid of her.
>Her equally hot sister is also single despite having the sexiest ass of Equestria, only barely rivaled by her sister, and being a loving ray of sunshine.

>>42381875 (OP)
I'd fill her plothole if you know what I mean

>>42381881
Any sane man would do the same, but that's not an mlp plothole, that's basic logic.

>>42381875 (OP)
They are divine beings busy with a lot of divinity. They probably can't afford love in their lives.

>>42381875 (OP)
They are divine beings busy with a lot of divinity tasks. They probably can't afford love in their lives.

>>42381909
If they were truly divine beings, wouldn’t they be able to be in multiple places at once?

>>42381875 (OP)
same thing but for chrysalis, how is she loveless?

All the older alicorns are too intimidating for the average stallion. Remember male ponies in Equestria are kind of huge wusses.

>>42381917
>male ponies in Equestria are kind of huge wusses.
All except one

>>42381926
>posts the figurative and literal biggest wuss stallion in Equestria

>>42381916
She's been eating her lovers after copulation.

>>42381917
They are Luna and Celestia, they can go for the best of the best.

>>42381875 (OP)
Trvke

>>42381929
stf, he's the only real chad

my headcanon is that FIM is secretly grimdark because immortality means no love and no children. as an alicorn you are cursed to never find your other half. cadence is the one and only exception because that's literally her specialty as the princess of love and love was always a force for making babies.

I think pegasi not being able to fly well without magic is stupid

>>42382213
it does make perfect sense when you consider physics. those wings need to be quadruple the size or even bigger to lift the pegasi in the show.

>>42381916
>how can this literal succubus with no redeeming qualities not sustain a genuine relationship?
I'll take your admission that you haven't watched the show into account.

>>42381875 (OP)
Kinda hard to love someone else when you blink and suddenly the other person is dying of old age. I also imagine it would be a big ask for the other person to endure eternity just so they can be with you. I'd still do it in a heartbeat though.

>>42382213
They can and do. Except in G5, but they can and do in School Raze and The Ending of the End.

>>42382234
yeah, that was my head canon. idk if they are immortal but they will clearly live way way way longer then any of their subjects or neighbors. i feel like celly is waiting to retire to find someone.

>>42381875 (OP)
Based. They kept them single so i can claim them on arrival

>>42382228
>succubus
she feeds on love dummy and it makes no sense that she can transform into anyone to fool ponies and not form a relationship or find love
>no redeeming qualities
not a stopping factor to find someone

>>42381875 (OP)
Moonbutt is bestbutt.

>>42381875 (OP)
She's single because she's autistic and smells bad

>>42381875 (OP)
The most important thing is that the OP hole is always filled with various liquids, otherwise he will stop creating shitty threads

>>42382594
>Autistic
That just makes her even better
>Smelly
I can get used to it

>>42382616
>loving ponies is considered part of a shitty thread now
meds, overdose on them, now.

>>42381881
FPBP