Equestria's job market - /mlp/ (#42383787) [Archived: 260 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 2:32:27 PM No.42383787

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>Be me.
>Struggling to make a living.
>There's nowhere to work; none of the ponies will hire me.
>None of the Mane Six will let me move in with them either.
>I have to resort to being Trixie's great and powerful assistant/ninth wonder of the world act.
>I come onto the stage to help Trixie with her acts, and the audience ponies look at me like some animal in a museum.
>Trixie lets me move in with her in her wagon to help make business easier, but it's like living in a van.
>The place reeks, and I'm forced to sleep on the floor. I'm treated like a pet here.
> What god did I piss off to deserve this?

Replies: >>42383911 >>42384038

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 2:59:41 PM No.42383813

there is a joke I can make here but I won't

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 3:46:51 PM No.42383911

>>42383787 (OP)
Sounds like an attitude problem.

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 4:53:21 PM No.42384038

>>42383787 (OP)
Trixie would build a human zoo with (You) in it