>you are at home with derpy
>petting her
>snuggling her
>brushing your fingers through her beautiful golden mane
>giving her ear scritches
>she hums happily
>you whisper in close to her ear
"You're my snuggle muffin."
>her face blushes red instantly
>she hides her face in your chest
>you chuckle, hug her again, and lay a warm, loving kiss on her forehead

Gross romance "snuggle" stuff for women.

>>42384851 (OP)
No I'm not. I don't like Derpy Hooves.

>>42384851 (OP)
And then OP woke up to find out he was sucking the cock of the Anon below me.

Hahahhhhh, score.

>>42384855
I don't like sex, I'm a good Christian boy. So it has to be snuggling

>>42384871
You can have sex with your partner if Derpy is your partner, I'm not sure why you'd marry a retard though, who will accidently suffocate you with her huge bubble butt one night and get you killed.

>>42384871
Very goods .. you are.. the wa y of the good. okay. My love,.
-DERBY

>>42384893
Everyone is lmao you're a single mother!

>>42384897
Love .. life.. No mater what,,. everoyne
DERPY SHOVES

>>42384911
Hi Derpy you're my snuggle muffin

>>42384939
Eww, get away from me you brown shitskin

>>42384851 (OP)
Very cute little drawing of Dapi

>>42384871
>religious

>>42384963
Wtf based Derpy?!

>>42384851 (OP)
i love my mailmare wife so much

>>42384882

>>42384855
>Sees mare
>Thinks of women
When did you first know you were gay?