>>42388725 (OP)1. Dashie's parents send in 16 petitions per day to Celestia requesting parades in Dashie's honor in every city in Equestria
2. "Ooh, yeah, dat's our Rarity, yeah. Good job dere, sport, but, eh, deh buckball game is comin' on, so, eh, how's 'bout yeh get me anuder Schlitz an' we watch dah game, eh?"
3. "ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ, ᶠˡᵘᵗᵗᵉʳˢʰʸˀ ... ʸᵃʸ...ᵎ"
4. "I mean that is pretty impressive Twilight, but Shining Armor already gave us a grandchild, and he's married, and he's already been ruling his own Empire, not to mention..."
5. "Now, as the Good Book reminds us, Pinkamena, 'A pony's pride shall bring them low: but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit.' However, I do believe that it would not be considered an abomination if we were to mention to you, due to her being among us while we carry on this conversation, that your sisters find you quite praiseworthy, and that we, your parents, are of an equal opinion with that assessment. Now go break rocks, for there is no such thing as a free lunch."
6. Applejack's parents ARE DEAD LMAOOOO