>"Happy Birthday, Anonymous!"
>"..."
>"Happy Birthday, Anon."

thank you, now where are my presents?

>>42392851
Under the Christmas tree.

>>42392873
that's not how birthdays work...

>>42392877
They want to make you feel at home in Equestria. They heard of this "Christmas in July" that you humans have, yes?

>>42392845 (OP)
wholesome thread prompts won't get replies, OP

>>42393089
Okay, fine. >>42392851 Your present is their bodies. Just like how you get to pick the first slice of cake you also get to choose the first pussy to defile. Go ahead and make your choice, birthday boy.

>>42393228
I'm gay

>>42393089
Ok
>>42392845 (OP)
Thanks guys now whip out your marecocks

>>42393320
Not after tonight.

>>42393320
Hi gay

>>42393348
Dashie is also at the birthday party?!

>>42392845 (OP)
Would (You) throw a party for ponies? Of course Pinky does the most planning. But she can't be there for EVERY party. So how would (You) plan a party for your favorite pony?

>>42392845 (OP)
I'm wondering what the inspiration was to include these three, specifically. Such a random selection (aside from Cheerilee who is my wife).

>>42393354
no, she just came to say hi

>>42393355
Most people have their waifu as their favorite pony. The answer is a romantic dinner and then sex. If the party needs to involve their friends then it would be a dinner party and then you go off with the pony and have sex.

>>42392845 (OP)
All of those ponies are cute and loveable.

>>42393354
3 drunks and a Kirin walk into a bar

>>42393378
ouch

>>42393359
You must be mistaken, Cheerilee is my wife! As for an actual explanation, it was likely a gift for former pony artist Skoon, who had these 3 as their favorites.

They look like they fuck human men.

>>42393320
Faggot.

>>42392889
But it doesn’t make me feel at home when people want to celebrate my birthday two months too late.

>>42394568
Pinkie gets day-of party privileges. Come on, Anon. They're really trying to make this work.

>>42392845 (OP)
This seems nice. Going into Equestria, you get to befriend some ponies in random order. They like (You) too. You're having nice friendships together, you care for each other in platonic ways.

>>42394594
But she canonically hands out invitations to afterparties if “Party of One” is any indication. Doesn’t needing an invitation to the afterparty just seem in poor taste?

>>42393348
D-dd-dad???

>>42393686
This.

>>42393378
But I only see one Kirin and two drunks. Who's the third?

>>42396470
She just came to say hi.

>>42392845 (OP)
You guys are about a month early but this makes me happier then I've been in a decade.
Set the cake down so I can group up you three fantastic mares.

>>42392877
It can be if it's around the same time.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!
>A MANTICORE
>SCOOTALO AND HER CREW
>STRIPED SOCKS AND CLOCKS!

>>42392845 (OP)
its my birthday today, fellow Anons you did get me a gift, righ?

>>42397904
no

The cake is a lie

>>42397904
Yeah here ya go m8

>>42397904
It's uh, it's in the car. I'll be right back.