>Guy at works who I never talk to walks up to me yesterday
>"Dude, why is your Steam account picture of 'My Rainbow Pony'?
>Resist the urge to correct this godless heathen, so I simply smile slightly
>"Well, it's a very fun show that is based off of a Hasbro toy, and geared to a more modern audie-" He cuts me off
>"Lol..that's kinda weird, and you watch this..it's not a joke right?"
>There is no mercy now.
>"EXCUSE YOU, but you did not let me finish what I was saying, nor did you allow me to tell you who my favorite pony is, or why you should be watching the show with me!"
>He's visibly shaken, and almost falls to the ground only to utter out one simple phrase
>"What the fuck ever you freak."
>He then walks away as his friends laugh at his pathetic attempt to contain my inner pony persona.

Have you ever had to school ponyless heathens lately, thread?

>>42452178 (OP)
Autism

>>42452178 (OP)
Why do you play video games? You were asking for it at that point.

>>42452178 (OP)
Kek

>>42452178 (OP)
If you never talk to him how'd he know your steam account?
I hate you little faggots and your lies.

>>42452178 (OP)
Based brony king putting normie filth in his place

>>42452178 (OP)
lol lmao even

>>42452178 (OP)
.

>>42452178 (OP)
You lost.

>>42452178 (OP)
So why do you worship a cartoon for little girls?

>>42452196
>>42452178 (OP)
Normie ponyfags are incredibly common apparently.
>go to the largest mall in the area w a coin/stamp store
>just browsing with a friend, wanted to see if they had poni or not
>find a IDW comic, and realize it’s the only one in stock wtf
>ask if they have more in stock
>cashier says no, they’re a hot ticket item and a bunch of fags from the anime convention bought them
>end up getting the last comic in stock, says they’ll restock next week
I don’t know if it coincides with MLP G4 being incredibly popular in China or not. But it seems like pony merch is only becoming more available in normie outlets.
>picrel is a twilicorn balloon dated ~2015 and supposedly grabbed out of some dollar store warehouse to be displayed

>>42452238
I can't wait for Chairman Xi to give Faust a small animation studio with 10k employees to make a G4 reboot

>>42452227
I like the cartoon for little girls. WHAT KIND OF RETARDED QUESTION IS THAT?

>>42452178 (OP)
>didn't suck your cock right away
you didn't show enough of your power level

>>42452178 (OP)
cringe

>>42452178 (OP)
BASED please keep doing what you do

>>42452178 (OP)
>>"Dude, why is your Steam account picture of 'My Rainbow Pony'?
>"My Rainbow Pony? The hell is that?"
>>"Lol..that's kinda weird, and you watch this..it's not a joke right?"
>"Nobody asked you anything, faggot. Go do your job, or at least find someone else to bother."

Was that so hard?

>>42452227
Why don’t you? Faggot

>>42452227
Because the mares have curvy rumps

You're all joining in on the bit in this thread, right? You're only pretending to think that this is real for the sake of the joke, right? Right?

>>42452563
>he doesn't know
Nobody tell him

>>42452555
Pony rears getting slapped and plapped.

>>42452563
>being this dense

>>42452579
I should wonder if anypony knows the REAL secret behind this thread.

>>42452595
Well.... yum. Fire the thread out of a cannon

>>42452595
Some things can happen twice in one's lives. It's called a deja-vu

>>42452178 (OP)
i kneel