Thread 42452806

Chrysalis kidnaps you while you were sleeping and sneaks you back to her hive where instead of putting you in a cocoon to syphon the love from your body, she puts on a wedding dress and sets up an entire wedding within the hive for you both to get married.
She says that she prefers your love to be pure since you're the biggest source of love she's ever come across and she wants to keep you around to live with the changlings as their king since they love you so much. She promises to make it worth your while by transforming herself and her drones into whatever ponies you desire.

>>42452806 (OP)
tldr: sneed

You might be surprised to learn you're the only one who finds Chrysalis attractive.

>>42452806 (OP)
The eggs are going up my ass, aren't they?

>>42452806 (OP)
>She promises to make it worth your while by transforming herself and her drones into whatever ponies you desire.
imagine getting the changelings to recreate the show under your direction

>>42452806 (OP)
Imagine what would inevitably happen when Navy SEALs barge in and bring you back home thanks to the portal to Equestria they were hiding in Area 51.

>>42452862
DAMN YOU NAVY SEALS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

>>42452855
>The hive acts out all of your fanfics.
Just turn them into skittlebugs. It would be less of a cruel and horrible fate.

>>42452862
imagine being so mad at someone that you travel to a different reality, locate the changeling hive with the help of your secret network of spies, use your gorilla warfare experience to defeat an entire changeling kingdom with your bare hands and take said someone back just so you can kill him in over 700 different ways

>>42452898
I can think of only one guy who would actually do that.

>>42452913
Maybe someone who only runs marginally slower, can do more rocket jumps, and has grenade launchers on his shoulders he can refill from ammo boxes may have a greater chance. If it has to be Doomslayer, fine, but I may hedge more of my bets on Keel.

>>42452806 (OP)
No way, fag.

>>42452913
>>42453110
>there are actually other fans of quake champions
Where can I find others? Pony Gaming doesn’t seem to have many.

>>42452806 (OP)
God I want to fuck her.

>>42453206
Not Love

imagine how awkward it would be with my 2 life size plush in my room . I am bringing them to let the spaghettis flow they have pockets

>>42452806 (OP)
I guess I wouldn't have much choice. I'd have to ask her if she could at least make herself appear hugely pregnant when it comes time for us to have children.

>>42452806 (OP)
of course. why wouldn't i?
just give her the sweetest love and care that i can and after some time she'll develop deep feelings of her own

>>42453744 (checked)
This guy gets it.

>>42452806 (OP)
The dream

I would never ask her to transform because I like her and not her ability to transform.

>>42453197
I'd be more open to trying out Doom Edition. Actual quake champions just never clicked for me the way 3 did