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Anonymous No.42480563 [Report]
Waifu Wednesday: more hooved pony and slightly less discord waifu edition
Your waifu is always there for (You).

Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane.

>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?
Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth.
>How do you know if you have a waifu?
When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.

Last Wednesday's thread: >>42460936

Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support. thread is on time this time yay
Anonymous No.42480567 [Report] >>42480569
FAKE WAIFUFAG THREAD, DNI
Anonymous No.42480569 [Report] >>42480571
>>42480567
REAL WAIFU WEDNESDAY THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARD
Anonymous No.42480571 [Report] >>42480579
>>42480569
This thread is full of fakers. Keep posting about polygamy and having 3dpd's on the side, lmao.
Anonymous No.42480579 [Report] >>42480588
>>42480571
i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie i love pinkie pie. fakers simply will not go for equestria because harmony has has very little tolerance for faggottry. now fuck off you whiny little fucking schizo faggot or post waifu love
Anonymous No.42480588 [Report] >>42480598 >>42480625
>>42480579
Then why did you brand Aryanne's mark onto yourself? You're unfaithful.
Anonymous No.42480598 [Report] >>42480625 >>42480734
>>42480588
i branded ponk first, and as the focus, aryanne was second and less directly waifu orientated. thats not cheating. that is not unfaithful, i wouldn't cheat or do that to ponk
Anonymous No.42480605 [Report] >>42480610 >>42480617 >>42480712 >>42480734
not a waifufag, but my best friend instead
dashie was my motivation to drop smoking
i hope i'm not the only one who's favourite pony helped an anon
Anonymous No.42480610 [Report]
>>42480605
>but my best friend instead dashie
ok maybe >42480571 isnt tooooo wrong but give waifu wednesday another chance anon, besides dashfag retardation should be expected abroad
Anonymous No.42480617 [Report] >>42480715 >>42480734 >>42480758
>>42480605
congratulations, im lowering my substance abuse personally slightly temporarilyish for ponkers and have been relatively sober for nearly two weeks. what sprung your decision and helped you along?
Anonymous No.42480625 [Report] >>42480644
>>42480598
>>42480588
seriously how is this unfaithful? aryanne isnt my waifu, i branded ponk for the waifu brand
Anonymous No.42480644 [Report] >>42480685
>>42480625
Branding is inherently tied to property ownership. You having both an Aryanne and Pinkie brand signifies that you belong to both of them. You are a manwhore.
Anonymous No.42480685 [Report] >>42480741
>>42480644
yes but aryannes cutie mark is more indignitive of mlpol, pure equestrian harmony and ponie specism and less 'manwhoreish' you try to insult me and yet you stand here without a brand in your flesh. aryanne would be a leader but not my waifu. im not fucking unfaithful i am NOT CHEATING ON PINKIE PIE
Anonymous No.42480712 [Report] >>42480758
>>42480605
Truly one of the main motivatoes for cutting down on my nicotine usage- she gets so disappointed with me when I promise to chew gum instead and end up failing that.

I cut weed out of my life back in last October and that seems to make her happy at least- now its about getting back in the habit of exercise after work since im losing weight quickly.

I can believe waifuism is actually working for me
Anonymous No.42480715 [Report]
>>42480617
Gz anon
Hope your journey to making yourself better goes smoothly with as few roadbumps as possible (its okay to make mistakes if they aren't intentional)
Anonymous No.42480734 [Report] >>42480758
>thought house-sitting for my brother will be a real treat and productive, too
>it's so not
Every nook and cranny smells like chihuahua piss, I can't take it. (The male is retar and not properly housebroken.) At least I learned something for life from this.

>>42480598
Stay safe, Ponkfag. A brand by itself won't do much, it's your everyday actions that potentially channel Pinkie's joie de vivre.

>>42480605
>>42480617
Very nice. I'm so glad I cut most sugary shit out of my life years ago, myself. Dark chocolate 4lyfe, though. What I need to tone down is screen time, it's such a nasty addiction that takes time and energy away from crafting or playing something with or without relation to mah waifu. (t. postponed breakfast again over replying to this thread rewardee)
Anonymous No.42480741 [Report]
>>42480685
>im not fucking unfaithful i am NOT CHEATING ON PINKIE PIE
>Meanwhile he fantasises about getting sexually abused by Cozy Glow in the filly thread
Anonymous No.42480758 [Report]
>>42480617
>>42480712
>>42480734
i'm happy to hear your mares are improving your lives as well, they are proud of you
>what sprung your decision and helped you along?
she is my inspiration and beacon, someone to follow. and since she's constantly working to improve herself for being the best Wonderbolt, i must work as well
i wish you best of luck on your substance addiction journey
>I can believe waifuism is actually working for me
it's easier when you're not alone and have a good reason