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Anonymous No.42490618 [Report] >>42490621 >>42490626 >>42490639 >>42490660 >>42491109 >>42491174 >>42491181 >>42491216 >>42491292 >>42491314 >>42491345 >>42491464 >>42491563 >>42492634 >>42492643 >>42492741 >>42494443
I'll let you into Equestria, anon. IF you recite me 1 magical horse folktale or legend.
Anonymous No.42490621 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Anonymous No.42490625 [Report]
You don't know any, do you faggot? Especially the retarded femanons here who don't know jackshit about magic and horses. They're the weirdos who never had Bratz & Barbie dolls and were never into Harry Potter but they collected fucking garden gnomes of all things at the age of 20 like a bunch of weirdos, gremlins and bridge trolls and ogres living under a rock. Bitch you're as pathetic as your bust size. You're expired go see your grandmother in limbo cause you're too boring for hell, actually I bet your grandmother is cooler than you and she's Mad Maxxing in Hell.
Anonymous No.42490626 [Report] >>42490632 >>42494443
>>42490618 (OP)
Erm... Does the legend of the kelpie count?
Anonymous No.42490632 [Report]
>>42490626
Let's hear it, changeling lover.
Anonymous No.42490639 [Report] >>42490648
>>42490618 (OP)
Anonymous No.42490648 [Report]
>>42490639
>aryans
>Indians
>Indo-European from Asia
Roflmao.
Ah yes Indian-"Europeans" corrupting and fucking animals as is tradition in their mentally insane society while pretending they're "Europeans". I wonder if the Persians rewrote the Greek legends to have more rape in it after they conquered ancient Greece.
Anonymous No.42490660 [Report] >>42490667
>>42490618 (OP)
>I'll let you into Equestria, anon. IF you recite me 1 magical horse folktale or legend.
okay
>recite Book of Revelations and its Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Anonymous No.42490667 [Report] >>42490669 >>42492743
>>42490660
I'm waiting ... I'm not hearing you reciting it.
Anonymous No.42490669 [Report]
>>42490667
>one digit off the damn number
...I think you know it already
Anonymous No.42491109 [Report] >>42491115
>>42490618 (OP)
celestia counts?
Anonymous No.42491115 [Report] >>42491118 >>42491178
>>42491109
Only if you tell the original inspiration for her. You don't know where she's inspired from, do you?
Anonymous No.42491118 [Report] >>42491167
>>42491115
last unicorn?
Celestia No.42491167 [Report] >>42491218
>>42491118
No.
Anonymous No.42491174 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
Once upon a time, I owned a horse. It was amazing.
Anonymous No.42491177 [Report] >>42491187
Burak
Magical horse with the head of a woman whom Mohammed rode into the sky to split the moon in half
Anonymous No.42491178 [Report]
>>42491115
my dreams
Anonymous No.42491181 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
there is this one about a legendary horse with eight legs but its not a pretty story
Anonymous No.42491187 [Report] >>42491195
>>42491177
HELLO, SARS.
Anonymous No.42491195 [Report] >>42491198 >>42491203
>>42491187
>Indians are Muslim
You aren't even knowledgeable enough to be properly racist
I'm sure there are Hindu horse gods tho
Anonymous No.42491197 [Report] >>42494256
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon.
She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both...
Anonymous No.42491198 [Report]
>>42491195
shit and shit
both are the same
Anonymous No.42491203 [Report]
>>42491195
>I'm not indian, I'm muslim no I'm jewish no I'm arabiac
It's funny when you try to assign names to each other just like horsefuckers and bronies, but you're all the same. Yeah I caught you.
Bronies are a lot like indians and horsefuckers are a lot like muslims.
Anonymous No.42491216 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
What one about that human named Megan Williams? Possibly that one where she had to find part of a talisman to restore the condo complex she and her friends lived in? Granted, Megan Williams is probably more well-known in Ponyland than she is in Equestria, but she is still a pony folk hero nonetheless.
Anonymous No.42491218 [Report]
>>42491167
What is she inspired by then? I'm not well-read on unicorn stories beyond the last unicorn and some vague half-remembered shit from the medieval period, oh and scotland has unicorns for its crest
Anonymous No.42491292 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous No.42491314 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
Yeah, no. I know this trick: that's how aliens and fairies erase good stories from existence. No matter what, I'm not paying you with that. You want my personal blood or semen, my personal experiences, my personal hopes and dreams - go ahead and huggle, I'll consider it. But stories? Out of question. Human culture was drained by you assholes thin enough.
Anonymous No.42491340 [Report]
Guys I thought you were just pretending you never went to school or that the American education system is THIS BAD. Or you were pretending to be immigrants.
How can you not know anythinng?
Anonymous No.42491345 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
I tell her the story of how Bellerophon and Pegasus killed the chimera, and how Pegasus would carry the lightning bolts for Zeus.
Anonymous No.42491464 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
Outta my way.
Anonymous No.42491563 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
TOPLESS
CHEST OUT
LEWD
Anonymous No.42492632 [Report]
I'll bump this thread to show how garbage /mlp/ is at their own subject matter.
Anonymous No.42492634 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
Gotta let Tia know my intentions rather than recite some turbo autism lest my ass get bagged by the Mares in Black later on.
Anonymous No.42492643 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse

He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
He got the application
That you just sent in

It needs evaluation
So let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
A murder would be nice of course

Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He’s Bad

The Evil League of Evil
Is watching so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last we swear

So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he’ll make you his mare...

You’re saddled up
There’s no recourse
It’s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed, Bad Horse
''
Anonymous No.42492741 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
The Last Unicorn
Anonymous No.42492743 [Report]
>>42490667
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KCbqhJt16k&pp=ygUjYXBocm9kaXRlJ3MgY2hpbGQgdGhlIGZvdXIgaG9yc2VtZW4%3D
Anonymous No.42494256 [Report]
>>42491197
came here to post this, anyone who answered anything else ITT is a fake fan and doesn't deserve to get into Equestria
Anonymous No.42494443 [Report]
>>42490618 (OP)
>>42490626
Came to say kelpie too. Knowing Equestria, Celly will be like
>"Legend? Bro those fuckers are real, check it"
and thus our 22 minute episode commences