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Anonymous No.42525142 [Report] >>42525155 >>42525172 >>42525886 >>42525904 >>42526547
Why did the show never go into the reason ponies worshipped a permajobber fatass?
Anonymous No.42525155 [Report]
>>42525142 (OP)
Ponies are jobbers. Assraped by the caribou and mugged by the griffons, if fanfics have taught me anything.
Anonymous No.42525172 [Report] >>42525973
>>42525142 (OP)
Would worship her too...
Anonymous No.42525886 [Report] >>42526361
>>42525142 (OP)
The same reason why people like Bejita from DBZ despite barely won any fights.
She's cool.
Anonymous No.42525904 [Report]
>>42525142 (OP)
>A) they don't (erases Equestria's reason for existing)
>B) she's competent (erases several big budget episodes)
Better to just not ask the question and avoid confronting the issue.
Anonymous No.42525973 [Report] >>42526355
>>42525172
Anonymous No.42526355 [Report]
>>42525973
Where's the Z spade?
Anonymous No.42526361 [Report]
>>42525886
Partners in job
Anonymous No.42526364 [Report] >>42526533
Many advantages to having Celestia and Luna as their monarchs
- not one of the three tribes so nobody can say that the government is biased towards any tribe in particular
- immortal and powerful
- raises the sun and moon instead of a council of unicorns
disadvantages
- whole countryside of wheat goes into making the cakes for celestia's fat ass, causing famine
Anonymous No.42526533 [Report] >>42526538 >>42526543
>>42526364
Forgot the most important advantage
Anonymous No.42526538 [Report]
>>42526533
giwtwm
Anonymous No.42526543 [Report]
>>42526533
>everytime a pony starts questioning the leadership they get the double booty treatment until their mind is mush
Anonymous No.42526547 [Report]
>>42525142 (OP)
they don't. revere, yes, worship, no.