Thread 42641015

>be teenage me in 2012
>discover Fluttershy clop by accident and realize I fw it
>end up discovering the show and the fandom and start regularly participating
>this goes on for years until I end up getting a gf and slowly move on from the fandom
>don’t think about MLP for years outside of passing merchandise while shopping
>fast forward and now 29
>married, have a house, and a good job
>end up getting drunk one night while wife is asleep and start reminiscing
>decide to check my old YT playlists and see what’s in there
>find an old PTS video and decide “fuck it, why not”
>end up laughing my ass off and begin to remember so much shit I forgot
>out of curiosity, decide to see if anyone is still making PTS videos
>shocked to see they still are
>find one that has an AI song of Fluttershy discovering anal
>unironic banger
>find a whole album by the same anon and have been bumping it at work for weeks
>this past Monday
>listening to album with headphones on like usual
>still have the same headphones from HS because don’t care for newgen AirPods
>dumbass me didn’t tuck the cord down my shirt like usual and just had it hanging
>in autopilot mode just stacking boxes to load on trucks with coworkers
>reach down for another box and the cord lands perfectly between my thumb and pointer fingers, ejecting the jack
>phone is old and doesn’t have auto-pause for when the jack disconnects
>shop floor is immediately filled with a blaring dubstep remix of Chrysalis cumming as I struggle to get my phone out of my pocket
>finally press pause, but the damage is done
>mixture of shocked and confused faces from all my coworkers
>apologize and say something about a prank and try to move on
>later that morning
>boss tells me we have an impromptu meeting
>oh fuck mode

>>42641015 (OP)
>end up in HR and told that someone on the floor reported me for watching porn at work
>try to explain it was prank audio a friend sent me and was taken out of context
>HR asks to see the context of the prank
>maybe if I show them, I’ll just get off with an improper cell usage write-up
>full copium at this point
>press play and pray
>”welcome to the pony zone” echoes off the walls of HR and my soul leaves my body
>Cadance monologues about wanting to fuck a human while I brainstorm how to kms with the pen that’s on the desk
>realize this was a terrible idea and snatch my phone to pause it
>boss and HR are stone-faced, but I can feel their disgust from across the table
>boss tells me to go back to work and that he’ll speak to me later
>end of day is approaching and boss is nowhere to be seen
>start to think boss vouched for me because I’ve always been reliable at work
>just short of clock-out, boss does find me
>asks me to hand over my badge and that today will be my last day
>froze for what seemed like an eternity before taking off my lanyard and handing it to him
>”I’m so sorry Anon, I wish you luck”
>Drive home contemplating wtf I’m gonna do and what I’m gonna tell my wife
>decide not to say anything
>”How was your day, Anon?”
>tell her it was busy and just need a drink to unwind
>lay awake all night contemplating the next morning
>decide to drive to a random parking lot so it seems like I’m still employed
>have been doing that the last couple days as I try to figure out wtf my next move is going to be
>currently writing this from that same parking lot and about to “clock out” and head home

Only went through the trouble of making this greentext to help make light of my situation, but desu this was a huge waste of time and I’ve pissed myself off more now. Seriously should’ve never let this place get in my head again. I despise you all.

Sorry bud, hope you find a new job soon.

>>42641015 (OP)
nice fake story faggot
kill yourself asap

This is my wife, she loves me even though I'm unemployed and not searching for a job.

>>42641018
You did it to yourself, fag. I'm older than you and my love of poni has never impacted my jobs at all because I keep my shit compartmentalized. Good luck fixing your shit.

Haha, oh man. What do you think about 300' tsunamis?

>>42641015 (OP)
>Listening to pony porn at work

>>42641018
>mfw i fapped to the lyra and bonbon one.
Not at work though. Imagine consuming media at work. OP doesn't have to.

>>42641015 (OP)
>>42641018
Find another job? What else is there to do?
You deserve it for being an autistic retard. But the clock is still counting, and the line is still green, so go and search for a new job before the line turns red and time goes up.

>>42641018
>maybe if I show them
I can now cope and believe that this was all made up

I'm not reading this blog, sorry.

I'd just call your boss explain your situation and say you need this. That they shouldn't lay you off for being a fan of cartoon in your private life, it was deeply personal and not intended to disrupt the work flow.

I didn't fight for my job when i was young, some "regional manager" asian woman saw me sitting down once & got the Aussie boss to fire me. He had many flaws of his own being a compulsive gambler who was in a seated position literally all day. My only regret is putting up no resistance and letting it happen, you don't have to grovel at their feet but I'd let them know i'd been fulfilling my job description and towing the line all those years

>>42641018
>end up in HR and told that someone on the floor reported me for watching porn at work
Do Americans really?

One the 1% chance this is real you're so retarded. Stop listening to shit at work, low attention span fag. Look for another job, lazy fag.

>>42641073
based anon actually giving good advice
hope eveything turns out well for you op >>42641015 (OP)

Haven’t added my 2 cents to a thread in forever but all I can say is if this is real you def had it coming OP wtf

>>42641018
>>”welcome to the pony zone” echoes off the walls of HR and my soul leaves my body

>>42641168
If it's real he deserved his firing. Just deny it. Make them prove whatever.

HR is not there to help you. Like a police interrogation. Just stfu and say you don't know what they are talking about

>>42641018
"Yeah I guess it was a prank audio they sent me on discord, my bad, I don't know what I was thinking opening it at work anyway, my bad. It wont happen again." works 100% of the time for basically anything you do.
Your problem is you're That Guy and have been That Guy for a while now. No one believes it was a prank because they probably have you pegged as a turbo aspie at best and as some sort of manic pervert that jacks off to cartoons at worst. You're the kind of guy that listens to AI horse porn songs at your job, in public, and then goes on forechan to write a 2 part greentext with the sad pony reaction images you had on your computer.
A dubstep remix with orgasm sounds in it is weird but not pony weird, plenty of coworker radio music has moans in it. Charli xcx is still on the radio right now. How would they know its Chrysalis? Why would they care you're listening to sexually charged songs? They called HR because YOU are weird.
HR fired you because you're weird to be around and no one bought it was a prank, they thought you were jacking off at work. If this had been Chad from accounting they would've laughed along.
Just stop looking, sounding and acting autistic. Your issue isnt ponies.

Good news though. People in your next job that dont know you're creepy yet will buy your excuses. Your friend sent you a loud as fuck moaning audio and you opened it by accident. HR were cunts about it and they fired you. Crazy, right?

Link the song albeit

>>42641197
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJsDixuFIhE
I'll assume its this. This is tamer than a good chunk of popular songs, you'd have to play it for a WHILE for anyone to register its porn music. I can all but guarantee that HR dep (Im assuming its all female) have cupcakke or doja on their playlists. Go play little red riding good or backstage passes. That was on the radio. People dont care.
They fired you because you sounded autistic trying to explain to people that dont like you that you werent listening to cartoon horse JOI while on the clock. Which you were.

>>42641073
>>42641172
>>42641197
Literally all these. OP (if this is even real) this was SUPER avoidable if you knew how to play your cards right and plead ignorance.

>>42641015 (OP)
oh damn that looks like a whole lotta words not about poni
im totally gonna read all that

>>42641015 (OP)
>>42641018
It's pretty sad how the average "normal" person's life is always so close to falling apart over the dumbest shit. Good luck finding another job, I guess. Let us know if it later leads to divorce too.

>>42641250
average /mlp/ anon attention span

>>42641259
curbstomp all blogniggers

>>42641263
Honestly, it's amusing to watch!

>>42641015 (OP)
cool story, bro

>>42641015 (OP)
So basically your real problem is living in a world where you have to have a job to live in the first place.
Join the club.

And as usual the world has you gaslit into believing the problem is you.

>>42641237
>this is what passes for pony music these days
deserved for having horrible taste.

>>42641390
To be fair, the CMC track definitely sounds like it could’ve been composed for an adult version of the show (albeit the terrible AI). It sounds pretty in character with the humor. The goonbait songs feel borderline satirical too based on what I heard, they can’t be serious based on the choruses.

>>42641015 (OP)
>>42641018
You're fucking retarded. Did you just turn autistic yesterday? How are you not already skilled at saving your own flank when you accidentally reveal your power level?

false and homosexual

>>42641015 (OP)
Didn't read but skill issue

>>42641463
Okay I just finished reading your green. Definitely a skill issue. Get fucked.

>>42641197
>Literally defending lookism culture
You're everything wrong with society.

>>42641018

Anon you retard you should have lied and reported your co worker for watching porn and say they played you to personal issues. Remember never tell the truth.

What was wrong with
>oh yeah that was from last night, shit auto resumed. My bad, yeah, I don't want it to happen again either ha ha

>>42641015 (OP)
If you said you were gay or a tranny you'd have gotten away with it. Clown's world after all.

>>42641015 (OP)
To be honest, I feel uncomfortable using my phone in public, let alone at workplaces.
I usually try to hide the screen from everyone.

>>42641528
>hiding your powerlevel is now lookism

>>42641015 (OP)
>>find one that has an AI song of Fluttershy discovering anal
May we see it?

>>42641015 (OP)
You poor retard. You could have played that off way better. I had something close to this happen to me with an image i had saved on my phone of purple smart and moon-butts plots. I went to show a coworker an image from my last hunt and it was next to the image i wanted to show him. I was pretty fast to tap the image i wanted to show him so I dont think he seen it but i did die a little inside when it happend.

>listening to fandom music at work and not having a dedicated normie playlist
>listening to fandom porn music
This is the fate you explicitly chose.

that people still bite bait like this is awesome

>>42641637
I simply choose to believe that people are earnest on here because it makes my experience here better. Sure, I could consider that the new PTS is coming out soon and this guy knows that a highly embarrassing personal story is likely to get on there but that's so cynical, I'd rather believe that this anon wants to confide in us all.

"What do you mean people are using my singing in real music????"

>>42641015 (OP)
>>42641018
Alright I'll bite. I'm the one who the Fluttershy song (the original not the bgm version). Seeing the butterfly effect that something I sloppily wrote in a half asleep state has genuinely been one of the most surreal experiences of my life. I suggest you come clean to your wife about this asap, just maybe don't mention the pony aspect. Otherwise best of luck with the job hunting.

>>42641015 (OP)
>>42641037
I know this is shill bait for PTS, but this still reveals a lot about the brony fandom considering someone had to write this.

>>married, have a house, and a good job
>and a good job
>and a good job
>in autopilot mode just stacking boxes to load on trucks with coworkers
You're lesser than a delivery boy. You're delusional. I wonder what other things you people delude yourselves with.
>have a house
So you pay mortgage to the bank every month.
>married
TO FUCKING CHRYSALIS? You're married to a mehicana pajeeta?!?! you're married to a latina? how could you?
Whenever you rednecks and mystery meats say >I'm good looking, my wife is good looking
I always question you. If you're rednecks and you people are like >What's the problem with being an urbanite or a redneck or having black eyes?

And again ...
>>discover Fluttershy clop by accident and realize I fw it
>accident
>accident
>accident
This one you're not delusional about, you genuinely have no control over your life, tastes and refuse to owe up to them. You're a literal box stacking animal as your job describes you. You have no conscious.

I never watched Rescue Rangers in my life, do you know what I did when I first found Gadget Hackwrench porn comics? a total grand of barely 2 comics?

I watched Rescue Rangers with the sole purposeful intent of memorizing her voice and mannerisms so I can better immerse myself in the porn. Every single goddamn time I'd hear Katara and Lacey Shadow's voice yelling GOLLY whenever she made that orgasm face.

When I'm being a degenerate I do it on purpose.
Do you know the first thing I did when I discovered ponies? I watched every single parody video before the show so I do not break the parody immersion when I learn their real voices. 2-7 days of straight days of hearing Jim Raynor's voice out of Twilight Sparkle. 2 straight days of hearing The Joker's voice out of Pinkie Pie. In that week the ponies might as well have had manly voice actors.
Do you know what I did when I saw that 1 Rainbow Dash x Twilight Sparkle comic? I couldn't jack off.... I could not jack off ... the art style was far far too cute. FAR TOO CUTE. It was like trying to jack off to a cat.

I never once hated cats, deer, mares, snowpity. When I saw the G1 art style I thought to myself: Ew ugly hippo elephants.
When I saw G4's art style I immediately said to myself: Holy shit it's like Jelly Jam with cats. I still did not watch Jelly Jam tho.
I never went through a "I hate cutesy girly stuff" phase. I watched Totally Spies and H2O. H2O was sloppa, but Totally Spies while I did indeed watch it for the skintight suits I also got the spy stuff as a nice bonus. H2O was ... only for the girls, the writing and plot sucked ass. I consumed everything my way. With the testosterone of a man. I watched football shows with females in them.

>>42641696
Link to song?

>>42641074
>singular instance of doing something wrong
>loose job on the same day, instead of having the work contract go on for like 1 to 3 months

The entire thing is probably just fake anyways. But this is what I find even weirder about Americans.

>>42641018
>>maybe if I show them, I’ll just get off with an improper cell usage write-up
>maybe if I show the HR department pony porn they'll let me off easy
Anon…

>>42641716

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL6gQW-uXxw Around 12:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOhKVtwy6OQ

>>42641613
I'm fairly certain OP is talking about "Made for me". Just look up something like "Made for me Fluttershy" on YouTube.

>29
>stacking boxes to load on trucks

>>42641528
Most -isms are good and stereotypes exist for a reason. Can you or can you not stereotype a brickoid troon? Between them and Miguel from Home Depot, which is more likely to be able to help you with ansible?
If your hobby is going out to scream like a crackhead and punch trees for fun that's your business but don't blame other people when they avoid you for being a crackhead.

If you dont want people to think youre a weird antisocial autist that listens to my little pony pornography music in public, stop: a) listening to it, b) looking like you listen to it.
Hide your powerlevel, faggot.

>>42641648
A new pts is coming out? What's the source on this anon? If true I need to up my barbie shitposting.

>>42641807
It's always about a month between episodes and most threads for the PTS are taken a week or so before the episode is posted, presumably when he gets started on it.

This 97 year old PTSbaiter still serves their greentexts the old fashioned way.

>>42641015 (OP)
>listening to album with headphones on like usual
>still have the same headphones from HS because don’t care for newgen AirPods
>dumbass me didn’t tuck the cord down my shirt like usual and just had it hanging
>in autopilot mode just stacking boxes to load on trucks with coworkers
>reach down for another box and the cord lands perfectly between my thumb and pointer fingers, ejecting the jack
>phone is old and doesn’t have auto-pause for when the jack disconnects
>shop floor is immediately filled with a blaring dubstep remix of Chrysalis cumming...
The sheer volume of setting up to try and get it even remotely believable that this would happen is ridiculous. This is "I tripped and fell while getting dressed and the dildo happened to be standing upright from when I just unpackaged it" levels of accidental bullshittery.
In other words
BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

>>42641821
I have to disagree anon. I'm usually naked when I walk around my house. One day, after I had my morning shower I noticed the drain was clogged, so I went to fetch the plunger. I also needed to more shampoo, which I store in the same area. I removed the plunger and placed it on the floor, but had trouble finding the shampoo because the cabinet was so low down. I bent over to reach the shampoo and instantly felt the Fluttershy experience.Video related. So yes what OP said is more than plausible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOhKVtwy6OQ

>>42641835
>I despise you all
Why tho?

Haha yeah what a story, sure seems like something that happened xddd

>>42641704
I read this entire post.
I want my two minutes back.

>>42641071
TLDR OP was a faggot and (allegedly) lost his job because of pony porn over speakers accident.

>>42641015 (OP)
put me in the twitter screencap

>>42641018
If this is bait, it’s one of the more believable ones I’ve seen in a hot minute. Something similar happened to me in school listening to songs from the show, but thankfully no one batted an eye since the lunch room was already loud af. I’d venture to say this is half real and half autistic cope on OP’s part.

>>42641763
Ehh idk, they have signs offering $20/hr to flip burgers where I’m from, OP probably lucked into a dumb easy job and now fucked it all up, again assuming any of this is even real.

>>42641862
What are on about?

>>42642015
Yeah, I meant to reply to OP of couse, but I responded to you because you are attractive and I got distracted.

>>42641015 (OP)
Fake and gay, nobody would unironically listen to that shit as their work playlist.

>>42642024
Thanks I get it a lot.

toasting in a le epic bread

>>42641804
>Most -isms are good
Like autism in your case, right? Stopped reading there, you are a retard and indeed, everything wrong with society. Go be a simp for normalfags somewhere else.

>>42641250
I quite like the blogfags anon.

>>42642029
I've actually listened to shit like that at work
The thing is, I'm not retarded and know how to conceal it.

>>42642475
Personally I just use a dedicated MP3 player that has no internet, no personal data and no speakers. Only way to catch me listening to anything is to snatch the earbud from me.

>>42641018
>maybe if I show them, I’ll just get off with an improper cell usage write-up
>”welcome to the pony zone” echoes off the walls of HR and my soul leaves my body

I have nothing to add that the other guys haven't already said.
I just came here to laugh at you.

Even among us you are an alpha sperg, really makes you think doesn't it?

>>42642489
Couldn't agree more

>>42641015 (OP)
>Suddenly realize basedchad is talking about one of my favorite songs.
So lovingly detailed a description of one of the best songs of 2022.
Everyone at work listening to BGM by end of next week guaranteed.

>>42642987
Real recognize real.

>>42641015 (OP)
This is why MP3 players are the GOAT.

>>42642489
Plus once you buy the music, it's yours. No middle man.

>>42641401
Where can I find all of them? The original ones I can't dig up on Youtube now because they delete everything.

>>42644442
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY_YjT-IqqcB9OM8KqrH-20Qgerbogmx_
The original artist trooned out and deleted the originals. They're up on a second channel now.

>>42644454
Thanks. Where is the CMC one that guy was talking about?

>>42642442
>thread about a low functioning autist listening to actual pornography on the job
>offended by people calling him an autist but uses autism as an insult
You're a resented, eternally butthurt antisocial aspie (a spiteful mutant if you will) bent on making it everyone else's problem. No one owes you anything because youre poor, ugly and retarded. Boo hoo nigger.
If you were any further left you'd be calling people ableist for laughing at le poor neurodivergent smol bean.

>>42644635
That took you a long time to respond. But you had to respond right? Of course you did, because you're legit autistic. It hurts to have the discussion end without trying to save your anonymous face (or at least attempt to).

Again, violently kill yourself. Nobody wants you here, you are the scummiest of scumbags of society.

>>42644712
>this angry on the day of the anni
Again its not your fault youre a misshapen mutant but it is your fault youre spiteful. Relax and let go of your bizarre hatred for random people online. I understand your robot misery and your pitybait whining is important to you but If I the legit autist can do it, so can you.
That's all I have to say about this, keep ramming your head against the screen if you want, I will not read it.

>>42644739
Didn't read. Again, off yourself. No more needs to be said.

just kiss each other already

>>42641963
No. It was time well spent. Because unlike that shit story this post actually pointed out the truth.

>Whiny blog thread
>Unironic replies
You're why they keep showing up.

>>42641704
>too cute to jack off
Fucking pathetic anon. Get off my board, you casual scum.

>>42644849
cope and seethe

>>42644923
sneed

>aha
>nice
>nump
>10
>cute
>agreed

>>42644932
what?

>>42641804
I on the other hand found it valuable, thank you anon. I'll even put it into my quotes folder just to spiritually spite the other guy.

>>42641719
It might be fake, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was real. In America you can get fired in a nanosecond and they don't have to provide a reason. But you can also get hired in a nanosecond, it sounds like OP had a shit warehouse job so really easy to find another one.

>>42644456
iirc its called “in the act”

>>42644996
Of course you find your own posts valuable, else you wouldn't make them.