>>42647249 (OP)
>you rapidly tap your foot while waiting for her to finish her rant about pony conquest or whatever history shit she's rambling about, eager for her to finish.
>speaking of which!
"That's real neato, sexy mama~. Let's say you and me make like a tandem bike and get awkward back at my place, ya dig? HO HO, BOOYEAH!"
>She pinches the top of her snoot with her hoof before rolling her eyes.
>"You don't get it, do you Anon? The girls and I are done with you! We tried to show you the magic of friendship, share our platonic love with you, and all you wanted was- was to just... UGH WILL YOU KNOCK THAT OFF??"
>Right after Twilight started babbling nonsense to you again you began air humping into her face with your arms behind your head.
"Come on, hottie, you know you wanna take a ride on the Anonymous Express! You don't know what you're missing out on! We can make that library muskier than Fluttershys place oh HOOYUH HAHA BADDABOOM!"
>She promptly answers your request by turning on a dime and bucking you in the crotch.
>you cry out in agony as you slowly fall to your knees and cradle your crumpled manhood.
"Ay ay ay! How'd ya know I like my mares feisty, sugar tits? Go on, finish me off! Oh-ey oh-ey heyyo!"
>Twilight snorts in mock amusement before trotting away, leaving you high and dry.
"Good golly, mamacita! Gonna let my balls turn blue? Hang me out to dry, will ya? Two can play at that game! Time to pussy tease these mares up into a breeding frenzy! Kachowitty!"
