Thread 42653062

This is a thread dedicated to how much alicorns suck. I mean look at the royal cake eater and the creator of G5. No wonder Sunny didn't go full alicorn, because harmony realized they ruin everything.

>>42653062 (OP)
They are all over the place lore wise, the princesses are pretty at the very least though so its not all bad.

>>42653141
Down with the monarchy! Up with democracy!

>>42653290
*up with farts

C'mon anons! Where's your hate?

Alicorns are the best! The natural rulers of Equestria!
All ponies bow to Alicorns.

>>42654001
Most incorrect statement to ever exist.

You ever notice how the magic amulet that turns you evil is called the 'alicorn' amulet. That's because alicorns are evil.

C'mon! There has to be more alicorn haters!

>>42653062 (OP)
There really only should be 2 alicons

>>42655359
Better yet, 0.

Bump of hate.

>>42656458
>>42657228
Glimmer, you commie cult is stupid and never works. The princesses managed a stable nation for over a thousand years

>>42657312
In most timelines, the two sisters become massive tyrants. And in the main one, Luna still becomes nightmare moon, Celestia's rule is still highly flawed, and Twilight.... Well G5 speakers for itself. Basically alicorns, like any pony, fuck up. Only difference is that due to their immense power, when they fuck up, they fuck up badly.

I can think of one good Alicorn.

>>42661321
The only good alicorn is a powerless one.

>>42653062 (OP)
>Celestia
Wife
>Luna
Based
>Candance
So-so but hot. Would be better as a unicorn
>Opaline
Based
>Sunny
Just no lol
>Twilight
Cringe except when owning Sunny. Supposed to be a unicorn

>>42662327
Imagine liking alicorns, couldn't be me.