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Anonymous No.42667053 [Report]
NEET/Misfit Thread #who fucking knows anymore
Sliding in the night edition

Last Thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42629465/

>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397
Anonymous No.42667931 [Report] >>42668611
I wonder if neet content could make it into the anni stream
Anonymous No.42668611 [Report]
>>42667931
Now that you mention it I don't know if I've seen any videos involving the neet brigade
I'm sure they'd fit perfectly near Moondancer episodes though
Calamity Mane No.42668731 [Report] >>42669741 >>42674106 >>42677924 >>42702699
Someone paid me to draw this lol
Anonymous No.42668734 [Report] >>42668832 >>42702699
FUCK MY STUPID CHUNGUS SS NAME IM GOING TO KMS
It's too early for this baka
Anonymous No.42668832 [Report]
>>42668734
Don't worry about it.
Doomy is obsessed with New Vegas, so your /ss/ name is actually very fitting.
Anonymous No.42669210 [Report] >>42669803 >>42675419 >>42710287 >>42710287
Good to see another neet thread <3

Did this Nori yesterday
Anonymous No.42669629 [Report]
Anonymous No.42669741 [Report] >>42670029 >>42674106 >>42675419 >>42677289 >>42677943 >>42702699 >>42702708
>>42668731
honestly i hate this art and oc. you come off as a zoomer girl who found 4chan through tiktok and desperately incorporate early 4chan references to make yourself seem in the know. its desperate and cringe, like cloverykins or what ever her name is. are you even 18+?
Anonymous No.42669803 [Report]
>>42669210
Always a pleasure to see your art, anon. Keep it up. And draw more Floorb.
Anonymous No.42670029 [Report] >>42674106 >>42676809 >>42702699
>>42669741
>Literally who?
You don't have to like doomy no one is forcing you to
Like I said, someone paid me to draw this someone requested this and threw down money
I tend to post in the neet threads as much as I can to keep them alive there isn't enough passion and content for them these days and I genuinely love the neets they were made me start lurking back in 2021
I am a newfag, I'm not perfect but it won't hinder my love and passion for neet mares or mares in general.
>inb4 someone tells me not to reply to bait
Have a nice day! And another doomy! P.O.V you are Benny
Anonymous No.42670072 [Report] >>42670093
desperately need floor bored/fluttershy threesome
Rival Of ≤≤≤ No.42670093 [Report] >>42672337
>>42670072
rainbow rocks script sequel being written in shangri la

My childish neanderthal woman hating brother is all over the place with good ideas! He's over there and over there and over there and over there and over there and over there and over there and is that a bear trap?

Kumo.
Anonymous No.42670573 [Report] >>42670843 >>42671536
Anonymous No.42670843 [Report]
>>42670573
You know she’s about to just start going without braking eye contact
Anonymous No.42671416 [Report]
Anonymous No.42671536 [Report] >>42672167
>>42670573
My legit first thought was 'why does Floorb have a pink artillery shell?'
Anonymous No.42672167 [Report]
>>42671536
It gives explosive results.
Anonymous No.42672207 [Report] >>42672443 >>42674109
Floorb decided to pester me into taking her to one of those "Annie May" stores I keep hearing about. Unfortunately Taku wasn't available at the time so it was difficult trying to wrangle her out of the house afterwards.
Anonymous No.42672337 [Report]
>>42670093
Wat
Anonymous No.42672443 [Report] >>42677458
>>42672207
Is this an actual anime shop or is it one of those ripoff ones that has a ton of ai generated pics and chinese knocoff goods?
Anonymous No.42673574 [Report] >>42675137 >>42676008 >>42722464
Which one are you?
Anonymous No.42674092 [Report]
I love this little goober.
Anonymous No.42674106 [Report]
>>42668731
I tried to look you up on the boorus and no names are showing up. I am wanting to commission but I have a car bill I have to pay. I need to commission the dad of my waifu to create more.
>it's your SS name
That explains a bit then

>>42669741
You double nigger you leave him alone. Even in digital it looks hand drawn and has character.

>>42670029
I printed this out and am framing her after work. that's not weird right?
Anonymous No.42674109 [Report]
>>42672207
>Me standing in some Sanrio store with an unkempt NEET mare
>Me already being a gaunt autistic man
>mfw
Anonymous No.42674508 [Report]
Anonymous No.42675137 [Report] >>42677722
>>42673574
>no dot
>no goldie mops

What kind of shit character roster is this?
Anonymous No.42675419 [Report]
>>42669210
For someone named after seaweed she doesn't seem to like water very much

>>42669741
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
Anonymous No.42676008 [Report]
>>42673574
love this image
Anonymous No.42676204 [Report] >>42677496
>Used to work overnights at supermarket
>Notice NEET girls always shop between 2 and 5 am
Do the NEETS come out at night?
(The NEETS come out at niiight~)
Anonymous No.42676809 [Report] >>42677848
>>42670029
nta but I can see where he is coming from, I think it's more prevalent on other boards but the moot shit clover hairpin is just something foids draw for attention
I dont mind doomy, keep up the art
Anonymous No.42677289 [Report]
>>42669741
Show us your neet oc anon.
Anonymous No.42677458 [Report] >>42677947
>>42672443
Visited it right before Mare Fair at Old Town in Orlando. It's called 'Mini Queen & KingZ Anime'
Touristy spot with primarily bootleg stuff is my guess, probably some official thrown in though. I don't watch much anime so I really didn't know most of what I was looking at other than the pony notepads.
Anonymous No.42677496 [Report] >>42677506 >>42694154
>>42676204
Were they cute? Asking for a friend
Anonymous No.42677506 [Report] >>42700806
>>42677496
Disclaimer: It was a different time in my life, before the show as well.
And yes, most of them were, if not very mousy and nervous looking.
Anonymous No.42677722 [Report]
>>42675137
They might not have actually existed when this one got made
Anonymous No.42677778 [Report]
>"Anonymouth! I unboxthed your action figures tho we could wage a war with mine!"
>...You unboxed my Steve Young and Joe Montana figures?
>"Yeth! By the way, what kind of nameth are thothe? They both came with thith projectile ball looking thing too, but I lotht it when I threw away the package! Anonymouth? You're not thaying anything, you ok?"
Calamity Mane No.42677848 [Report] >>42677856 >>42687740
>>42676809
I dont always draw the hairpin i started drawing to make her synonymous with 4chan but mainly because she wears the clover to hopefully give her some luck in her life. The world hasn't been kind to Ms. Gloom and if a small charm could help her believe things will get better than god damn it let her wear it
i never knew it was an attention whore thing i wonder why that is?
i don't really post on boorus because they're always confusing for me to figure out you'll be able to find my art elsewhere if you look hard enough i promise
Anonymous No.42677856 [Report]
>>42677848
there i go posting with the /ss/ name again i promise this is a mistake im genuinely retarded and scatterbrained
namefagging unironically is gay
Anonymous No.42677924 [Report]
>>42668731
i also referenced the gun after a 1911, Joshua Graham is my 2nd favorite nv character and I'm autistic as shit
Anonymous No.42677943 [Report] >>42679840
>>42669741
Careful anon, there will be a bunch of her simps attacking you over a below average looking chick with below average looking art.
Anonymous No.42677947 [Report] >>42678004
>>42677458
me and some friends went to an anime store near the con center at Mare Fair, it was full of bootleg stuff
Anonymous No.42678004 [Report]
>>42677947
I might know the one you were talking about, was it rather small and mostly just stickers and other small trinkets? I believe we went to that one at MF2.
Anonymous No.42679287 [Report]
is this thread a femanon hangout?
Anonymous No.42679350 [Report]
stealth pegasister thread
Anonymous No.42679840 [Report] >>42680576
>>42677943
>her
anon please there's no women here
Anonymous No.42679899 [Report] >>42680740 >>42686194
Dude why is she so EARS
Anonymous No.42680293 [Report] >>42680342 >>42680344
Who was that cute pone a few threads ago Chantilly something. There's like one picture of her and I am pissed I forgot her full name
Anonymous No.42680342 [Report] >>42680712
>>42680293
Chantilly Lace, whose name I only remember because she has one dedicated autist who posts here asking about her.
Anonymous No.42680344 [Report]
>>42680293
Chantilly Lace! I miss her a lot
Anonymous No.42680576 [Report] >>42680601 >>42680935 >>42690841
>>42679840
And yet you fags act like this whore is queen.
Anonymous No.42680601 [Report]
>>42680576
I think it's just one guy who does. Most of us just want to see art and greens of the main NEETs (Floorb, Dot, Taku, Goldie, and so on) and hang out.
Anonymous No.42680651 [Report] >>42681388 >>42712332
I'd like to make a NEETmare as well
She will be a chuddy marecel who plays map-painting games and thinks she'd be a master military strategist if the royal guards gave her a chance but she never leaves the house.
Also stallions don't talk to her and it's the griffons' fault.
Anonymous No.42680712 [Report]
>>42680342
Erm ackshually there are at least 2 autists
I can't be on duty ALL the time
Anonymous No.42680740 [Report]
>>42679899
Maybe her talent is detecting approaching aircraft
Anonymous No.42680935 [Report]
>>42680576
I made this just for (You), hope you like it!
Anonymous No.42681388 [Report] >>42681734 >>42712332
>>42680651
Aryanne neet where?
Anonymous No.42681734 [Report] >>42682243
>>42681388
Aryanne does not approve of NEETs.
Anonymous No.42682243 [Report]
>>42681734
Sure, but there could absolutely be a chud-type NEET in her orbit, or at least one whom she'd dislike, but tolerate because of her views.
Anonymous No.42683569 [Report] >>42684744 >>42684910 >>42685012 >>42685470
Anonymous No.42684716 [Report] >>42684718
10
Anonymous No.42684718 [Report]
>>42684716
Nuh uh
Anonymous No.42684744 [Report]
>>42683569
I am both in love and somewhat scared.
Anonymous No.42684910 [Report]
>>42683569
I wanna give her a hug
Anonymous No.42685012 [Report]
>>42683569
would hard bully
Anonymous No.42685470 [Report]
>>42683569
>too many styling products
An interesting twist on the usual 'oily hair because dirty' angle of most NEETs.
Anonymous No.42685805 [Report] >>42686072 >>42686962 >>42689712
Mop Top lives a meager but clean life, ill suited for guests.
Anonymous No.42686072 [Report]
>>42685805
Mare living space
Anonymous No.42686194 [Report] >>42686326 >>42686605
>>42679899
Because drawn by the irresponsible-whore-supporting pissdonkey?
https://derpibooru.org/images/3489163
https://derpibooru.org/images/3620577
Anonymous No.42686326 [Report] >>42686766 >>42686816
>>42686194
Are we schizo posting now? Schizo neet mare?
Anonymous No.42686605 [Report] >>42686766
>>42686194
Anon are you ok? Forget to take your meds this morning?
Anonymous No.42686766 [Report] >>42687799
>>42686326
>>42686605
>the retards can't comprehend that "aliceg" on the signature and "gorgoalice" on the list of whore-supporters are the same person
Anonymous No.42686816 [Report] >>42687799
>>42686326
the fucking sweet baby rays png gets me every time
Anonymous No.42686962 [Report]
>>42685805
Pick her up, sit on the bean bag and plop her down on your lap.
Anonymous No.42687740 [Report]
>>42677848
I like her a lot
Fluffy manes really are the best
Anonymous No.42687799 [Report] >>42690188
>>42686766
I feel like you are raging over something that not very many people here give a shit about. We are here for neets, not whatever shit you are trying to stir with your non-neet derpi links.

>>42686816
Ameri-Kana never leaves home without it. Communists fear the sweet baby ray's.
Anonymous No.42689354 [Report]
Still gets me.
Anonymous No.42689693 [Report] >>42690951
babby Brook
Sometimes I wonder if there are any NEETS who might have possibly grown up idolizing one of the elements of harmony for one reason or another.
Anonymous No.42689712 [Report] >>42690050
>>42685805
mop top and anon with an ideal seating arrangement
Anonymous No.42690050 [Report]
>>42689712
Cute!
Anonymous No.42690188 [Report]
>>42687799
>we are here to consoom like good wagies
Anonymous No.42690732 [Report] >>42695539
9
Anonymous No.42690841 [Report] >>42691305
>>42680576
It's just me simping for that purple horse. Stay mad that I love her
Anonymous No.42690951 [Report]
>>42689693
The show presents the Mane6/elements of harmony as just this thing all ponies inherently revere, like how they bow to Celestia. A NEET focused on simping for them, or one of the mane 6 in particular, would be a very tongue in cheek way of lampooning the fans.
Anonymous No.42691305 [Report] >>42691353 >>42691372
>>42690841
Right but that purple horse belongs to an attentionwhoring femanon and you are empowering her and her simps.
Anonymous No.42691353 [Report] >>42691376 >>42692074
>>42691305
Listen, I find it very annoying that you've been obsessing over me this entire thread all I've been doing is posting my art and greens (I didn't quite finish the green though) and you keep causing problems and derailing the thread I think you should do something better with your time and pick up a hobby
Doomy wouldn't like you anyways she only likes Benny I hate interacting with schizoposting but you're making a fool of yourself
I've literally never mentioned my gender at all anon, we are all anons here's and that's all will ever be
Anonymous No.42691372 [Report] >>42691376
>>42691305
The purple horse "belongs" to the "attentionwhore" just as much as the franchise "belongs" to Hasbro. Less so, in fact. Feel free to complain though, because that will simply fuel my desire to make more art of her.
Anonymous No.42691376 [Report] >>42691508 >>42691534
>>42691353
I'm NTA, anon. It's fucking off more than one person.
Just stop being a faggot and the violence shall end.
>>42691372
>Continues to be a massive fucking simp
Aight.
Anonymous No.42691417 [Report] >>42691526 >>42692004
Schizo twilight is best twilight
Anonymous No.42691508 [Report] >>42691987
>>42691376
NTA but Doomyanon hasn't done anything wrong, and nobody is bringing up femanons except the fags trying to stir shit. If you'd like to explain how posting your neet OC in the neet OC thread is attentionwhoring then by all means please enlighten us
Also
>the violence shall end
>simp
Cringe as fuck, go back to 2017
Anonymous No.42691526 [Report] >>42691535 >>42691716
>>42691417
Isn't the role of 'schizo bookworm/nerd' filled by Twilight's friend with the huge eyebrows? (Forget the name.) Had an episode in season 5 one of the ones where Starlight Glimmer is hiding in the background where Twilight went to visit her in Canterlot. ('Amending Fences,' I want to say?)
Anonymous No.42691534 [Report] >>42691858
>>42691376
>violence shall end
We get it anon you hate women or anything that doesn't cater to your specific tastes. God forbid someone actually creates something new for this thread instead of ">rape Floorb green number 178961234"
Anonymous No.42691535 [Report] >>42691561
>>42691526
Are you thinking of Moon Dancer?
Anonymous No.42691561 [Report]
>>42691535
Yes, that was the one. I'm surprised she's not in these threads more often since she's the closest thing to a canon NEET from the show. And she's unshaved/unkempt/stinky in a lot of the porn, it looks like
Anonymous No.42691716 [Report] >>42691730
>>42691526
Yeah but I like twilight like that to
Anonymous No.42691730 [Report]
>>42691716
I think Twilight would've turned out that way in an alternate universe where she didn't become one of the main characters. (Like the ones from the S5 finale, except without the apocalypse happening.)
Anonymous No.42691858 [Report] >>42691987
>>42691534
But I only want Floorb and Dot. All these other OCs are made by attention whores
Anonymous No.42691987 [Report]
>>42691508
This

>>42691858
>But I only want Floorb and Dot.
Well this isnt the Dot and Floorb thread now is it faggot? Its the neet thread and its life blood is the creation and posting of OCs retard. I don't personally care for Doom Gloom, but her creation and posting has done more for the longevity of the thread than you have. If you want a thread just for Dot and Floorb then go make one and watch as it dies immediately.
Anonymous No.42692004 [Report] >>42693605 >>42693748 >>42694599
>>42691417
I like this design, but why is her cutie mark on her inner thigh?
Anonymous No.42692074 [Report] >>42692165 >>42692230 >>42695579 >>42700925
>>42691353
>I've literally never mentioned my gender at all anon
>Has been known to attention whore in /ss/ threads
Anonymous No.42692165 [Report]
>>42692074
Can you go talk about it there then instead of shitting up this thread? Nobody cares about your personal vendettas
Anonymous No.42692230 [Report] >>42692796
>>42692074
Dude the only things I've mentioned this year are if someone could draw my /ss/ tag, my stupid bottlecap story, and how I like new vegas. I've hardly check the threads this year
I've accidentally posted my /ss/ name if you guys would really like to see what I've been posting
You're just fucking retarded and need to get a life
Anonymous No.42692796 [Report]
>>42692230
He's probably just mad he couldn't snag any ramen during the panel lmao
Anonymous No.42693259 [Report] >>42699265
Anonymous No.42693605 [Report] >>42693645
>>42692004
>that pic
Pure fiction. Even the most slovenly NEET girl would be able to pull down low four figures each month, even without having to completely whore herself out.
Anonymous No.42693645 [Report] >>42693654
>>42693605
>Even the most slovenly NEET girl would be able to pull down low four figures each month

Dont tell Floor that, it would break her.
Anonymous No.42693654 [Report] >>42693724
>>42693645
Floorb would take one cute butt shot and make enough to pay for the next three month's rent.
Anonymous No.42693724 [Report]
>>42693654
Then why doesnt she anon!? Why doesnt she!?
Anonymous No.42693748 [Report] >>42694599
>>42692004
Silly Floorb, monetary donation goals never work on their own. You want an audience, and the audience wants rewards, so set a subscriber goal and give them some emotes/chatroom membership (free engagement btw) in return. It's all about synergy, just ask Dot.
Anonymous No.42694154 [Report]
>>42677496
I like this nerd. NEETs with glasses are great and adorable and I love them
Anonymous No.42694599 [Report]
>>42692004
>>42693748
I want to watch the NEET mares play through Noita
Anonymous No.42695249 [Report] >>42696499
Anonymous No.42695539 [Report] >>42695840
>>42690732
Anonymous No.42695579 [Report]
>>42692074
>Has been known to attention whore in /ss/ threads
Someone is mad they didn't win a prize last year
Anonymous No.42695840 [Report] >>42696112
>>42695539
Anonymous No.42696112 [Report] >>42697212 >>42698205 >>42698790
>>42695840
Anonymous No.42696499 [Report]
>>42695249
>aggressively making out with Anon as she inches her winking, drooling marehood closer and closer to her prize
Anonymous No.42697212 [Report] >>42697823
>>42696112
Anonymous No.42697823 [Report]
>>42697212
Anonymous No.42698205 [Report]
>>42696112
Anonymous No.42698790 [Report] >>42700677
>>42696112
Anonymous No.42699265 [Report]
>>42693259
I want to use her teeth as a can opener
Anonymous No.42699946 [Report] >>42705921
the washings will continue until morale improves
Anonymous No.42700677 [Report]
>>42698790
Anonymous No.42700806 [Report]
>>42677506
I know it's tangential, but you made me think of an Anon fic.
>Femanon NEET spawns into Equestria as Anonstallion without a CM
>CMC try to help Anon get one, thus ensues various trials and misadventures in Ponyville
>Anonstallion eventually gets job at coffee shop gathering and grinding the beans
>Fresh air of outdoor Ponyville food stand blows through Anonstallion's mane, as Anon closes eyes and sips coffee
>Coffee is piping hot, causing Anon's eyes to widen as he spits out drink all over a new customer, who trots away disgruntled
Anonymous No.42700925 [Report]
>>42692074
Anonymous No.42702699 [Report] >>42702774 >>42708793 >>42708860
>>>42668731
>paid me
How much? Fifty cents?
>>42668734
Apply kill to self, liberally. Fucking tourists...
>>42669741
That was precise as fuck.
>>42670029
>made me start lurking back in 2021
Yep, eternal tourist. You've only been here four years, don't act like you're a part of the website.
Anonymous No.42702707 [Report] >>42702774
is this how femanons shitpost?
kinda lame desu
Anonymous No.42702708 [Report] >>42702774
>>42669741
you can't be too mad that NEET stuff attracts the type because the whole NEET thing is one of the safest normalfag memes on the Internet and IRL. Of course it's bound to attract GOTIS sufferers and other forms of faggotry
Anonymous No.42702774 [Report]
>>42702699
>>42702707
>>42702708
All me btw
Anonymous No.42702819 [Report] >>42704209 >>42704900 >>42706448 >>42706796 >>42709094
Anonymous No.42703288 [Report] >>42703706 >>42704320
Anonymous No.42703706 [Report]
>>42703288
Floorb needs to be staring longingly at a framed picture of anon.
Anonymous No.42704209 [Report] >>42704352 >>42704356
>>42702819
Silly neet mare. noodles are not good for cleaning you
Anonymous No.42704320 [Report]
>>42703288
cute amre
Anonymous No.42704352 [Report]
>>42704209
Cleaning?
Anonymous No.42704356 [Report]
>>42704209
That's just her recipe for squash soup.
Anonymous No.42704679 [Report] >>42706357
Oh no if only I had cute NEET mares to share all my hostess and Doritos products with ah well guess i'll go back to playing videogames that sate my nostalgia obsession haha no big whoop
Anonymous No.42704900 [Report]
>>42702819
She doesn't have to look so proud of herself for doing this
Anonymous No.42705921 [Report]
>>42699946
Floor Board that, for at least the next two days, smells like lilac and fresh laundry
Anonymous No.42706357 [Report]
>>42704679
Too real
Anonymous No.42706448 [Report]
>>42702819
>You know in this day and age where a lot of other ponies are using detergent-laden body washes and soaps rife with allergens and chemicals, I like to keep it natural..
>That's why I bathe with a bar of unthawed Maruchan!
>"Stop making NEET soup in my tub!"
>-Woah! Next time knock, Anon...
Anonymous No.42706791 [Report]
Anonymous No.42706796 [Report] >>42707377 >>42709094
>>42702819
>Sex Position That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis
Anonymous No.42707205 [Report] >>42708402
>10
Anonymous No.42707377 [Report]
>>42706796
I would not be surprised if the read that on a website somewhere and thought it would get her some vitamin D.
Anonymous No.42707534 [Report] >>42708573
Anonymous No.42708402 [Report]
>>42707205
Anonymous No.42708573 [Report]
>>42707534
I always get a laugh out of how characters look even more naked by wearing one article of clothing than by just being naked. (Floorb and her jacket, Donald Duck and his shirt, etc.)
Anonymous No.42708793 [Report]
>>42702699
Oh right because you have to be on the site when Mootykins first shat this place onto the Internet. Grow the fuck up and stop gatekeeping, four years is plenty of time for anon to have lurked moar. Be happy there's fresh blood here
Anonymous No.42708860 [Report]
>>42702699
ive been on 4chan since 09 and im still a newfag, get over it junior
Anonymous No.42708983 [Report] >>42709063
Scraggleman No.42709063 [Report] >>42710719 >>42712162 >>42712211 >>42716299
>Soon
Although maybe don't get too excited because is hoof stuff, although if you like hooves though then you should be okay to get excited or not I'm not your real dad I can't tell you what to do.

>>42708983
Excellent
Anonymous No.42709094 [Report]
>>42702819
>>42706796
>Floorb finds picrel while researching human mating rituals
>completely misses the point because ponies eat flowers
>finds it odd that making soup in the tub is a romantic activity for humans but goes along with it for Anon
>with no flower petals on hoof she improvises with the next best thing
Anonymous No.42709179 [Report]
Looks like somepony drew misfire in /bale/
Anonymous No.42710287 [Report]
>>42669210
How many feet away can she be before you smell her before seeing her>>42669210
Anonymous No.42710612 [Report] >>42710767 >>42710811
Bathing with your waifu is the very definition of "good, clean fun".
Anonymous No.42710719 [Report]
>>42709063
>more Home Sick
Extremely good news.
Anonymous No.42710767 [Report] >>42712277
>>42710612
I just wish she'd use you know, bath soap instead of approaching with the bottle of Dawn in her mouth.
Anonymous No.42710811 [Report] >>42711362
>>42710612
Anonymous No.42711292 [Report] >>42711950
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Anonymous No.42711362 [Report]
>>42710811
Floorb is actually clean in real life, but lets herself get stinky so she has an excuse to ask anon for a bath.
Anonymous No.42711950 [Report]
>>42711292
Anonymous No.42712162 [Report] >>42712211
>>42709063
>hoof stuff
I'm very excited
Anonymous No.42712211 [Report] >>42712234
>>42709063
>>42712162
Adorable little NEET hoofa
Anonymous No.42712234 [Report] >>42712326
>>42712211
I want to squeeze and kiss the NEET hoofa.
Anonymous No.42712277 [Report]
>>42710767
Or a packet of ramen.
Anonymous No.42712326 [Report] >>42712416
>>42712234
Anonymous No.42712332 [Report]
>>42680651
marevelous idea!
>>42681388
>13
>88
look at those numbers, Chudmare design must begin!

any ideas for her name? I think she must be dark haired, glasses and angry face, just like the chud wojak

millions must love the mare mare
Anonymous No.42712416 [Report]
>>42712326
Hooves are just too cute.
Anonymous No.42712989 [Report]
So many NEETs still need hoofa art
Anonymous No.42713183 [Report] >>42713447 >>42713453 >>42733873
A man and his mare <3
Anonymous No.42713447 [Report]
>>42713183
I want to hold the hoof
Anonymous No.42713453 [Report]
>>42713183
Would snuggle her while rubbing her silly mare belly.
Anonymous No.42713912 [Report] >>42715085
Home Sick is for comfy snugs
Anonymous No.42714405 [Report] >>42715055
Where’s my neet waifus?
Anonymous No.42715055 [Report]
>>42714405
At home, shitposting on horsechan
Anonymous No.42715085 [Report] >>42715688
>>42713912
Why she sad? :(
Anonymous No.42715688 [Report]
>>42715085
>tfw no qt humie bf to snugg
She's feeling it
Scraggleman No.42716299 [Report] >>42716307 >>42716602
>>42709063
https://ponerpics.org/images/7360086
Home sick hoofa job
Anonymous No.42716307 [Report] >>42716595
>>42716299
dubs of hoofa good job giwtwm
Anonymous No.42716595 [Report] >>42716608
>>42716307
Wouldn't it be miserable, though? Hoofs are more or less the equivalent of toenails.
Anonymous No.42716602 [Report]
>>42716299
nice
Anonymous No.42716608 [Report] >>42716622
>>42716595
pony hooves are squishy
Anonymous No.42716622 [Report] >>42716847
>>42716608
I want Floorb to do this to me
Anonymous No.42716847 [Report] >>42716863
>>42716622
me too
Anonymous No.42716863 [Report]
>>42716847
Imagine her face when she first feels your tiny boner poking her hoof
Anonymous No.42717259 [Report]
Saving this thread from a deluge of obese nohooves in the catalog
Anonymous No.42717722 [Report] >>42718261
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Anonymous No.42718261 [Report] >>42719244
>>42717722
Anonymous No.42718652 [Report] >>42721885
Anonymous No.42719244 [Report] >>42721345
>>42718261
Scraggleman No.42719459 [Report] >>42719740 >>42720696 >>42720743
When your hoofjob pic gets leaked

Wanted to use this for when I posted the pic but didn't have the time to finish it when I posted it.
Anonymous No.42719740 [Report]
>>42719459
Still welcome. Draw more neets, plz
Anonymous No.42720649 [Report] >>42725601
Anonymous No.42720696 [Report]
>>42719459
It was a nice hoofjob, hopefully she can look back on it with pride one day.
Anonymous No.42720743 [Report]
>Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET.
Why must it be like this.
>>42719459
Based!
Anonymous No.42721345 [Report] >>42722437
>>42719244
Anonymous No.42721885 [Report] >>42723534 >>42735625
>>42718652
>Floorb
>outside
Anonymous No.42722437 [Report] >>42724082
>>42721345
Anonymous No.42722464 [Report] >>42723142
>>42673574
It's been a while since I saw this meme, do you have the original one?
Anonymous No.42723142 [Report] >>42725316 >>42725515 >>42725520
>>42722464
Indeed I do
Anonymous No.42723534 [Report] >>42727917
>>42721885
Hey man, the ramen isn't going to buy itself. And I'm also reminded of the art where floorb spies on other ponies having sex while she masturbates
Anonymous No.42724082 [Report] >>42724632
>>42722437
Anonymous No.42724632 [Report] >>42724944
>>42724082
Anonymous No.42724944 [Report]
>>42724632
Anonymous No.42725316 [Report]
>>42723142
I'd still hang out with Bezelthaur before Ross
Anonymous No.42725515 [Report]
>>42723142
>no Matt Damon
Anonymous No.42725520 [Report] >>42727198
>>42723142
Goldie, is Joey the best 'Friends'?
>...Thuppothably..
I rest my case.
Anonymous No.42725601 [Report]
>>42720649
I want to rub a balloon on her mane and make it all staticky
Anonymous No.42727198 [Report]
>>42725520
Would Goldie even know about/watch Friends? I doubt it.
Anonymous No.42727917 [Report] >>42728269
>>42723534
She's a very active neet.
Anonymous No.42728269 [Report]
>>42727917
Seems like a paradox since a typical trait of NEETs is lethargy.
Anonymous No.42728806 [Report] >>42732322
NEETs off of 10
Anonymous No.42729087 [Report] >>42729621 >>42731591 >>42733167
Do you think they'd be friends or just spend the entire time autistic screeching at each other?
Anonymous No.42729621 [Report]
>>42729087
75/25 fren time/screech time. Most of the time they’re chill and just non-sexually cuddling but when they actually have to do something they get kinda catty.
Anonymous No.42731591 [Report]
>>42729087
Friends until someone's autism gets triggered, like:
>retro games get criticized in Dot's presence
>someone says ramen is a garbage food while Floorb is nearby
>someone says they don't get the appeal of kaiju stuff next to Goldie
>someone calls anime 'japanimation' within earshot of Taku

Then, batten down the hatches.
Anonymous No.42732322 [Report] >>42732710
>>42728806
NEETs got me acting unwise.
Anonymous No.42732710 [Report]
>>42732322
Artist is djibouti. He's done some quality neet stuff, but I don't know if he's done any art of the regulars (Floorb/Dot/Taku)
Anonymous No.42733167 [Report] >>42733180
>>42729087
Would she even a horse?
Anonymous No.42733180 [Report]
>>42733167
Maybe? Tomoko is anime Floor, but I don't know if it's direct inspiration or a coincidence.
Anonymous No.42733873 [Report]
>>42713183
there is nothing more pure than the love between man and mare
ring-a-ding-ding baby
Anonymous No.42735625 [Report] >>42736203
>>42721885
Only the brave have a chance to become stacys
Anonymous No.42736133 [Report] >>42736685
Anonymous No.42736203 [Report] >>42738005
>>42735625
Isn't there a lewd version of this, or am I misremembering/being too much of a degen?
Anonymous No.42736685 [Report] >>42736728
>>42736133
I don't think anon would pick a favorite.
Anonymous No.42736728 [Report]
>>42736685
I'm Anon and Floorb is my favourite.
Anonymous No.42736819 [Report] >>42736882
Vote her for Miss /mlp/ if you really love her
Anonymous No.42736882 [Report] >>42736889
>>42736819

Link?
Anonymous No.42736889 [Report] >>42737139
>>42736882
are you baiting?
Anonymous No.42737139 [Report]
>>42736889
No? I don't browse /mlp/ beyond the NEET thread.
Anonymous No.42738005 [Report] >>42738052 >>42738165
>>42736203
Indeed there is
https://ponybooru.org/images/3129699
Anonymous No.42738052 [Report] >>42738165 >>42738167
>>42738005
>ponybooru
Anonymous No.42738165 [Report]
>>42738005
I don't know if it's good or bad that I'm enough a gooner to remember there being a lewd pic, or that I was right about it.

>>42738052
I'll take NEET pone lewds where I can find them, anon
Anonymous No.42738167 [Report] >>42738539
>>42738052
Better then Derpi.
Anonymous No.42738539 [Report]
>>42738167
poner and twi are a thing
Anonymous No.42739509 [Report]
>Pass out around 7
>Wake back up at 1
Oh if only I had a cute NEET mare to finish this leftover Mac n cheese with and watch 2004 comedy central with oh woe
Anonymous No.42740491 [Report]
Anonymous No.42741215 [Report] >>42741972
comfy times
Anonymous No.42741972 [Report] >>42742704
>>42741215
sad times...
Anonymous No.42742704 [Report] >>42742997
>>42741972
tough times...
Anonymous No.42742878 [Report]
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.42742997 [Report] >>42745834 >>42748196
>>42742704
Especially now that the democrats have turned off the neetbux tap.
Anonymous No.42743723 [Report] >>42744604 >>42745045 >>42746516
>Floor lost in round 3

At least she made it a bit farther than she has in previous years.
Anonymous No.42744425 [Report]
Anonymous No.42744604 [Report]
>>42743723
Deserved for being bootleg anime
Anonymous No.42745045 [Report] >>42746601
>>42743723
We'll get em next time
Anonymous No.42745479 [Report] >>42748208
Anonymous No.42745834 [Report] >>42749547
>>42742997
I thought neetbux was a European thing?
Anonymous No.42745853 [Report] >>42746908
Anonymous No.42746127 [Report]
Floorb is still in the running for best oc and wallflower is still in!!! Vote!!!
Floorb is against fair flyer which is evil…its so over
Anonymous No.42746516 [Report]
>>42743723
I went from being indifferent to Floor to liking her and supporting her. I'll always be thankful to this pageant for that.

She can still win best OC though.
Anonymous No.42746601 [Report]
>>42745045
No you won't
Anonymous No.42746908 [Report]
>>42745853
This needs to be protected at all costs... I do not care if they never know how much I sacrifice for them... I will do whatever is necessary!
Anonymous No.42747219 [Report]
Anonymous No.42747452 [Report]
This but ponified
Warning: weebshit
Anonymous No.42748196 [Report]
>>42742997
All the neet mares must share one bed due to lack of funding.
Anonymous No.42748208 [Report]
>>42745479
Floor was able to evade law enforcement by taking a bath. Now nopony can recognize her.
Anonymous No.42749230 [Report] >>42750367
Anonymous No.42749547 [Report]
>>42745834
Pretty much every civilized nation has some form of unemployment support. At the time of writing, the US' is the worst by virtue of just not being available due to government standstill
Anonymous No.42750014 [Report] >>42750978
10
Anonymous No.42750039 [Report] >>42750257
Anonymous No.42750257 [Report]
>>42750039
she'd understand me, we could live together... i can't do this alone anymore...
Anonymous No.42750367 [Report] >>42750397
>>42749230
Please color and finish. And I think I recognize the character in the middle (from porn) but can't remember her name. Djbouti is the artist too, I wanna say.

And since it's Halloween, which of the NEETs would like/hate the holiday? I think they all would enjoy it, personally.
Anonymous No.42750397 [Report] >>42751387
>>42750367
Synthwave and Ashen Augury would revel in the chance to dress up.
If they could be bothered going outside.
Anonymous No.42750978 [Report] >>42751841
>>42750014
Anonymous No.42751387 [Report] >>42753143
>>42750397
>go outside
If anything, the NEETs would just have a halloween party at someone's house. Probably Dot's.
Anonymous No.42751841 [Report] >>42752571 >>42753621
>>42750978
Anonymous No.42752571 [Report]
>>42751841
Scraggleman No.42752785 [Report] >>42752883 >>42754449 >>42754538
Was hoping to have at least the first page of a Halloween comic with Dot ready for Halloween but as usual it will be late. Would like to at least post a preview but for some reason I can't attach anything to my post.
Scraggleman No.42752883 [Report] >>42753897
>>42752785
Here we go
Anonymous No.42753143 [Report]
>>42751387
What if Golden Jubilee hosted everyone? MILF NEET is lonely after all, she want to mother all the NEETs.S
She'd go ridiculously all out and there would be SO much food.
Anonymous No.42753621 [Report] >>42755934
>>42751841
Anonymous No.42753897 [Report]
>>42752883
Take your time, brother. It'll be good when it comes out, either way.
Anonymous No.42754325 [Report] >>42754429
Anonymous No.42754429 [Report]
>>42754325
That is one tiny horse.
Anonymous No.42754449 [Report]
>>42752785
Excrement occurs. We look forward to the fruits of your labors.
nawa No.42754538 [Report] >>42755265
>>42752785
Im in the same boat, but its starting to look like a December release.
Anonymous No.42755265 [Report]
>>42754538
Neat neet
Anonymous No.42755934 [Report]
>>42753621
Anonymous No.42756038 [Report]
Anonymous No.42756885 [Report]
I have returned* to NEETdom
(*left the old job, looking for a new job)