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Anonymous No.42721070 [Report] >>42721166 >>42721195 >>42721343 >>42721570 >>42721603
Would you turn them straight?
Anonymous No.42721166 [Report] >>42721196 >>42721310
>>42721070 (OP)
Only the fat one.
Anonymous No.42721195 [Report]
>>42721070 (OP)
WOULD I
Anonymous No.42721196 [Report] >>42721303
>>42721166
fpbp
Anonymous No.42721303 [Report] >>42721315 >>42721333
>>42721196

If I was in equestria I would turn her straight along with all of the other lesbians like Lyra, bon bon, applejack, and rainbow dash and give them a PowerPoint presentation on the consequences of hiv and std’s which is caused by god’s punishment on anyone who challenges his way of life and hope they understand.
Anonymous No.42721310 [Report]
>>42721166
Based
Anonymous No.42721315 [Report] >>42721328
>>42721303
>"Anon... you can't get diseases from having sex, what're you talking about? That's silly."
>you check the library
>not a single recorded STD
>equestria is a safe sex haven
RIP.
Anonymous No.42721328 [Report]
>>42721315

I mean technically nobody’s perfect someone in equestria could of gotten a disease which could infect all the other ponies.
Anonymous No.42721333 [Report] >>42721368
>>42721303
Pony AIDS isn't real and none of those characters are homosexual (not that I care, just not them, specifically).
Anonymous No.42721343 [Report]
>>42721070 (OP)
No.
Anonymous No.42721350 [Report]
I don't want to, I want them to stop existing and Scootaloo's just an adoptable orphan like she should be
Anonymous No.42721368 [Report] >>42721378 >>42721381 >>42721520 >>42721526
>>42721333

Scootaloo’s aunt’s are in a relationship with each other as revealed in season 9. Bon bon and Lyra are seen getting married in the later seasons. And Applejack and Rainbow Dash are seen in a really close loving relationship with each probably because they share the same voice actress. This is why they need to be educated on the consequences of being lesbians and god’s punishment for them being it.
Anonymous No.42721378 [Report] >>42721392
>>42721368
Cute headcanon. Maybe try going a day without thinking about faggots, faggot.
Anonymous No.42721381 [Report] >>42721489
>>42721368
>probably because they share the same voice actress
She's taking dick now. A tale as old as time
Anonymous No.42721392 [Report]
>>42721378
That's canon, your living with headcanon.
Anonymous No.42721489 [Report]
>>42721381

I think I was retrenching that she loves herself the characters she voice love each other.
Anonymous No.42721520 [Report] >>42721543
>>42721368
You're on /mlp/, and here, nobody regards Rainbow Dash x Applejack as canon. Death of the author. If enough people reject it, it's the new canon.
Anonymous No.42721526 [Report]
>>42721368
>And Applejack and Rainbow Dash are seen in a really close loving relationship with each probably because they share the same voice actress.
doesn't that technically make it selfcest
Anonymous No.42721543 [Report]
>>42721520
Funny enough, even going by Word of God, Haber said it's up to viewer interpretation and Faust has on record said she doesn't consider Rainbow a lesbian and wasn't created with that intention. So even word of god is actually two for two against it being unanimously canon.
Anonymous No.42721570 [Report]
>>42721070 (OP)
I would turn them into glue.
Anonymous No.42721603 [Report]
>>42721070 (OP)
I would execute them. There is no faggotry allowed in Equestria.