Thread 42721801

>lost his girlfriend
>lost his pony waifu
>fumbled with Human Twilight
>cucked by Timber Spruce
>gets pitied by Derpy
>loses Derpy to Bulk Biceps
>gets the Brendan Fraser JUST haircut
>abandoned to the background for 99% of the EqG specials and shorts
>writers give him a woman empowerment song
>last time we see him he's desparate for attention from Sunset
>he gets ignored and hit by snowballs
>got raped 89 times by Aria
are you finally ready to forgive him /mlp/? has he suffered enough?

>>42721801 (OP)
Flash not only was love interest to main character, he also represented the start of FiM's sloppification and cheap storytelling in later seasons/installments as the male lead in a generic highschool drama spinoff.

>>42721894
That's right. He deserves everything he gets.

>>42721801 (OP)
I want Aria to rape me 89 times

>>42721801 (OP)
the rape will continue until moral improves

>>42721801 (OP)
>got raped 89 times by Aria
Explain

>>42721941
I've always had the impression eg was more popular down here. i dunno why, it just sort of is.

>>42721949
during the anniversary stream someone asked the bot how many times flash got anally raped by aria using the #riggeddubs command. the bot replied with the number 89.

>>42721949
this is what happens when you miss the EqG blocks in the anni

>>42721801 (OP)
flash suffers from severe premature ejaculation, hence his character and his name reflects his condition.. sunset made sure to tell all other EQ girls and thus they avoided him.. but derpy in the right spirit tried him but was let down like the others... Princess Twilight needs to know as yet, as she was too busy to let him prematurely ejaculate on/near her to experience his failures..

>>42721801 (OP)
Im holding flash's corpse like Ivan the terrible holding his son right now.

>>42721801 (OP)
Why didn't they show him walking together with some background geek like Scribble Dee? It would be so wholesome

>>42722467
we need a drawfag to make this a reality

>>42722467
>10000 hours in mspaint

>>42721908
I wonder how big her dick is

Missed opportunity for a tlou edit
I'd do it but I can't draw

>>42721801 (OP)
giwtwm

>>42722792
on it

>>42722060
>sleep through eqg blocks
>miss the tranny porn
Oh no?

>>42723223
fuckin kek

>>42721801 (OP)
He truly is /our/ guy

>>42723223
my sides

>>42721801 (OP)
>>42723223
To think I once hated him, despised him. All I can feel now is nothing but pity.
Look how they massacred my boy.

>>42723223
Looks like Shrek holding Donkey in low-res.

>>42721801 (OP)
>>42722952
>I'd do it but I can't draw
I can

>>42723223
Holy fuck my sides!

>>42724079
Based you're the best anon

>>42723223
legendary image

>>42723223
Now replace the blood with fish eggs

>>42724079
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
this is amazing

>>42724812
He truly became /ourguy/

Make sure to vote for him during Mr. /mlp/

It's not just over. It's JOEver.

Here's the thing about the 89 times thing
There's a 1 in 10 chance of getting a dubs, which means there's 9 in 10 chance of missing
For that thing to roll Flash getting anal penetrated 89 times, it would need to miss 88 times first

.9 to the 88th power is 0.0000940461, or a 0.00940461% chance.
That's 1 in 10633. Flash had 1 in over 10000 odds to roll that high and he still did it.
His suffering is providence at this point.

>>42725043
>Hangs out at mall food court alone
>Guys at Sbarro's know him by name
immersion too real

>>42725254
that story hit me right in the feels.

>>42725284
>Walks past all the closed businesses
>Makes some allusions to his love life being like a closed, shuttered store
How did we just forget about him like that and let him suffer

>>42723223
>>42724079
Please stop, you lot are killing me.

>>42725312
He was BORN to suffer.

>>42725292
>"The sound of the fountain lets me sob without anyone pestering me and asking me what's wrong."

>>42724079
KEK

>>42724079
beautiful

>>42724079
holy based

>>42725312
>our shitposting was so preoccupied with whether or not we could make him suffer that we didn't stop to consider if we should

>>42721801 (OP)
>Raped 89 times by Aria
I wonder if he hates or loves caviar now

>>42721801 (OP)
No. He is an ayy and thus deserves to suffer eternally with the rest of them.
Can someone smash the mirror already?

>>42723223
>Green Skull holding Classical Greek Tragic Hero

>>42726160
kek

>>42723223
KEK

>>42726160
Fuck. Flash would be the type to try to wake up the masses to how mean horsegirls are.
They don't just leave craters in the ground, they leave holes in your heart too.

>>42721801 (OP)
Why isn't Timber Spruce meme worthy like Flash Sentry?

>>42727905
He was never interested in a ponygirl, he's only really into the alternate Twilight which most hoofcucks dismiss as not real anyway
>>42727939
Agreed

>>42727939
Truer words have never been spoken

>>42727905
I think its because no one in the fandom gives a fuck about him honestly.

>punched Twilight's V card
>popped Sunset's cherry
He's been to the top of the mountain twice.
Do what you must, he has already won.

He had it all, and then he lost it all.

>>42727905
The pedo stuff in the anni was pretty funny

>>42728096
Fish semen stained hands typed this post

>>42723223
>>42724079
KINO

>>42728618
kek

>>42728618
There's got to be a way to make this into a single image with just one Flash and the Dazzlings closer to each other

>>42727905
He fucked a human girl, most normie shit ever.
The only guys pissed off are the sci-twi fags, and even then they know she is a turboslut.

why is lil bro glazing himself?

>>42727905
the only time this guy gets a personality is when there's pedo jokes or he's getting shipped with Flash.

>>42725292
>None of his bandmates hang out with him
>His ex doesn't even want to friendzone him
If EQG has a higher age rating he would have probably an hero by now.

>>42730003
>goes to the amusement park
>rides the ferris wheel by himself
There will never be an end to his suffering.

>>42730062
:just: Brutal...

I hope pony Flash has a better life

>>42721801 (OP)
>got raped 89 times by Aria
This is a privilege however

>>42730242
if you like it up the ass, yeah

>>42721801 (OP)
Man we ALL shit on him when he first popped up in EQG and even in what was it s4? When his pony version showed up.... honestly would of been cool if they let him and Sunset get back together or even someone else kind of blows he just got fucked over all around. Lost his mare wife we all can feel for that one...well never be able to be with our mare wives ...

>>42721801 (OP)
>got raped 89 times by Aria
lucky

>>42722836
Well mermaids are apparently based off of manatees, which have an average penis size of 15 inches.
So I'm gonna say 15 inches.

>>42730513
Yeah

>>42731229
>89 times
>15 inches
it truly never ends for Flash

>"what kinda cut you want, man?"
>"just give me the "flash sentry".

>>42727905
Debuted too late for anyone to care

>>42728115
>>42730776
kek

>>42731229
>15 inches
>89 times
Holy shit I bet Flash has to wear diapers now, poor lad.

>>42731229
>>42731527
>>42732886
>Google manatee penis width
>1.5 inches

>>42731229
>>42732948
Dear god he might need a colostomy bag at this point

Bump

FLASH I NEED YOU TO LOCK IN

I am worried I will never experience something as funny as flash getting raped live ever again
my sides have never hurt that bad

>>42724079
kek

>>42735464
Come back for next Anni

>>42735464
Truly a generational defining moment

>>42737328
Has the rewatch stream passed yet?

>>42738193
Yeah. They're watchig random shit in the afterparty stream rn

>Be me
>Crush is a pony princess from another world
>Her human counterpart isn't interested, plus she has a boyfriend
>Ex gf never actually loved me
>One girl was interested but too dumb to even notice
>Be walking home one day
>Some qt3.14 walks up to me
>Kind of a bitch, she brainwashed the entire school one time
>Coming on to me strong
>Didn't want to try my luck, but beggars can't be choosers
>Pulls me into the alleyway
>Start making out
>Got to half chub before she shoved me down
>Wanted me to eat her out
>A little unorthodox, but she seems like the dominating type
>Pull down her pants
>Huge. Fucking. Cock.
>Slaps me right on the face
>Try to run away, but she already has my hair in her grip
>She instantly rapes my mouth
>Nearly threw up like ten times
>After what feels like an eternity, she stops
>She didn't finish, thank God
>She shoves me down and rips off my pants
>ohno.jpg
>Turns me over and shoves it in my ass
>Didn't even give a courtesy spit
>Dryly humping my poop chute for what felt like an hour
>Couldn't even try to get away, she had me pinned
>tfw she cums inside
>tfw this was the most action I've had in forever
I couldn't even fucking cum, not to mention she and her sisters anally raped me 88 more times after that.

>>42739324
Damn, I missed the reaction of the anons who weren't there to the Flashppening

last two numbers is aria dick in inches

>>42739517
>17 inch dick jesus christ
im too nice so im going to have flash take 7 inch futa instead
he doesnt deserve more humilation

>>42739398
Hey Flash, do you like fish eggs?

not sure if the drawfriend is still around, but I have a request for this as Flash and Aria
>A rape survivor and the fish who raped him

>>42740444
trips demand for this to be made

>>42731802
This dude was 100% a self insert given that he's literally the only motherfucker with a natural skin tone.

>>42740444
Not the same drawfag, but I tried my best.

>>42730131
he's a royal guard, so surely it's better. probably gets berated occasionally when the guard's been useless again

>>42730131
Royal Guard, so he probably gets an okay-ish life, I've always had the headcanon he'd be Twilight's personal guard but the showrunners backed down seeing the backlash, it would make sense since Twilight has that whole ass castle playset and no one but Spike working on it

>>42742104
this is fucking perfect, kek

>>42742104
KEK

>>42742104
fucking kek

>The literal highest roll number ever of 89 in the anniversary chat >>42722060
>The 2nd audio itself only being played because of dubs in the anniversary thread >>42694711
That's not all: The Flash posting during the audios only started because there was a poll to vote for one of multiple audios, and the winner audio had Sunset briefly mention Flash being a bad-at-sex pillow princess in the beginning. If any other audio won it would've just been :wall: and :hotcum: posting, but Flash's infernal levels of bad luck made this all possible.

>>42745223
it's shit like this that makes me believe in meme magic, I mean come on, the probability of THAT audio being played, then a dubs demanding the futa aria, then the improbability of the bot rolling 89 times calculated here >>42725163 it all lined up too perfectly

>>42721801 (OP)
Worse. He's Polish.
>guaranteed arranged marriage with a big titty tradwife who'll demand a bare minimum of three children
He wants to choose his own gf.

>>42727905
He's Hungarian.
>>42731802
He's doing his Martian magic.

>>42731267
Yeah, you would, William. Faggot.

>>42745223
the stars will never align in such a way ever again

>>42745223
It's one of those magical moments that make this board so magical

>>42747007
indeed

>>42747007
I kinda wish I didn't miss out on the rewatch of the anni. I wanted to read chat's reaction to it again :/

>>42747538
Don't fret, I almost missed it too because I was fighting for my life in the toilet

>>42721801 (OP)
What a fag

>>42746635
>legend has it that on the longest night of the 15th year, the stars will aid in his assrape

>>42727905
I just laugh because Flashfags hate him for the same reasons Flash was hated.

>>42747607
>Anon missed literal history because he had the shlits
You're gonna be the unfortunate fella that is gonna miss the bus when/if people get superpowers because you're taking a dump.

>>42721801 (OP)
His dads handgun has gone missing

>>42748467
Good

>>42748467
Flash "it can't possibly get worse than this" Sentry learns that it, in fact, can always be worse.

>>42748061
This gave me a good chuckle

That's what happens when you die!
https://vocaroo.com/1my9rYPUqezZ
It's pain that gets worse and worse forever!

Anyone got the audio? I wanna listen to it again.

>>42749825
mare.pages.dev
It's on the day 9 replay with chat

>>42742104
My fucking sides

>>42744539
balls

>>42744539
Is this one recent?

>>42751771
I think that was made in 2017

>>42721801 (OP)
Where is that one green where Anon kills Flash and gets into shenanigans trying to hide the body?

He just can't win.

I skipped the eqg block. Are there any links to the videos being referenced?

>>42753113
Where do you usually rewatch anni stuff?

>>42752705
He'll have his central nervous system removed soon, so he won't feel anything at all anymore.

>>42753962
>He'll have his central nervous system removed soon
to strengthen his moral fibre

>>42721801 (OP)
Chille! At the end, she's gonna get together Sunset again, and got a happy ending as she's not a thot but a mare. So, Flash is actually lucky bastard.

plus, even if Derpy is with Bulk, he still magangted to score a pity fuck from her, so... lucky bastard again.

He felt more snowpity than any highschooler and am I suppose to feel sorry for him?
Not to mention that quicky with Twilight at the end of 1st EQG movie.

>>42754070
What ever happened to him?

>>42721801 (OP)
He's paid his dues. He's alright with me.

>>42721801 (OP)
>this man...is not our enemy

>>42754558
I remember he reappeared, and then he sent some coordinates to an asylum. Well, the garden of an asylum. Some guys found a box, but then I don't know what happened after that.

>>42721801 (OP)
>Writers give him a woman empowerment song
>last time we see him he's desparate for attention from Sunset
>He gets ignored and gets hit by snowballs

Man, I still laugh myself sometimes remembering that incident. Flash releases "I'm going to cheer you on", the song was cool, and our bro actually got a few moments where he was accepted.
Sure, he wasn't the coolest guy, but he was like "That doesn't stop me from wanting these girls to be great! And I will help them!"
We were actually cheer him up. We were like "OMG, he's literally me. I want to help these girls."

And then... Poland leaks the Holiday Special an hour later. I never saw such a fast crackdown of a man who redeemed himself. He became the laughing stock again. On the same day!

>>42755311
poor guy, he just can't win
though in a way that makes me root for him more

>>42755113
Was his central nervous system in the box?