Thread 42727383

Why is black Pinkie Pie such a common headcanon when she has the whitest background of the Mane Six?
Are there even any black Amish?

>>42727383 (OP)
>curly hair = black (these people never watched the show)

>>42727383 (OP)
>straight hair
>blue eyes
>has a job
>doesn't commit crimes
>people like being around her
She's like an anti-nigger.

Why do they try to claim her? The same reason they try to claim anything: They see a good thing and know they can never create it, themselves, so they steal it.

>>42727407
Basically this.

>>42727383 (OP)
>Why is black Pinkie Pie such a common headcanon when she has the whitest background of the Mane Six?
its exactly because she would be the whitest, they purposefully do it to try and be different and subversive, its some flavour of virtue signally, inclusivity bullshit

>>42727383 (OP)
Because everyone wants to get their shit rocked by a thick black girl with a bubbly personality

>>42727549
>I don't have a weird fetish! Everyone wants to eat poop! It's normal!

>>42727549
Speak for yourself.

She's a ginger white girl

>>42727407
/thread

>>42727616
I'm not, I agree with OP and im more into twilight anyways (who is definitely black). These are just the reasons people do it.

>>42727755
I can accept Twilight being dark skinned, but definitely not black.

>>42727407
>HFW you boop her, but her snoot stays booped

>>42727761
yeah i think shes lighter toned. Like milk chocolate rather than dark chocolate. Maybe shes part filipino?

If I were black I would be like Zecora

>>42727755
>im more into twilight anyways (who is definitely black)
>#e8bcf9
uhhhh, not even close lol

>>42727770
My usual go to is middle eastern, although without the hijab retardation. Just a girl with darker skin and maybe with glasses. So I guess just Alma from Monster Hunter Wilds.

>>42727789
Zecora isn't black.

>>42727383 (OP)
Because she looks hot

>>42727407
This and only this

Though some people believe she just looks better like that. Bright pink and dark skin gives that ice cream look, making both colors stand out even more through the contrast

because curly hair and she's loud and obnoxious

>>42727407
>>curly hair = black (these people never watched the show)
So we agree

>>42727383 (OP)
Rocks are pretty much the only thing you can successfully farm in Africa.

>>42728169
>https://youtu.be/K44DriPrLUk

>>42728180
>unkrikabu rinku

>>42728165
Misty is black because she steals things and used to be a slave.

>>42728199
works for me

dunno, makes her cute i guess

>>42727383 (OP)
She's either:
> white
> black in the way Enrico Pucci is black, despite having two white parents.
> has some fictional reverse vitiligo ala Michael Jackson
> or nukazeus.png

They refuse to accept the idea that ponies and zebras are white and black coded
All ponies should be white
If a pony character is supposed to be black then they'd be a zebra
Simple as

>>42728546
Sapphire Shores is clearly meant to be black though, and that's season one.

>>42728546
Mage Meadowbrook even stereotypically is obviously black.

>>42728299
>black in the way Enrico Pucci is black, despite having two white parents.
That was a crazy episode when Pinkie tried to separate Applejack and Maud because they were related and ended up getting the help of the klu griffon klan but they went overboard and hung Applejack leading to Maud throwing herself off a cliff
Even crazier is when as Pinkie was mourning the death of her sister Luna appeared behind her asking her if she believed in friendship

>>42728642
Voiced by a white person
Besides white people can copy black culture you know

>>42728694
Don’t tell me you are gonna use the same line of logic the fucking Problem with Apu guy did. Little Strong Heart is voiced by a white woman, Coriander Cumin is voiced by a white man, they don’t care.

>>42728546
Neither ponies nor zebras are black-coded.

>>42727383 (OP)
to be fair an alligator is more of a black person pet

>>42727383 (OP)
No comment.

>>42727944
>every second of the anni that Zecora is on the screen
>Ziggers lol!!!!!

>>42727383 (OP)
I've seen my fair share of curly haired white people so I'm guessing they are just trying to pander to blacks

>>42727383 (OP)
Pinkie Pie: Clearly Amish. 100% pure Aryan phenotype.

Rarity: Puts on the Trans-Atlantic accent to try and fit in with the upper crust. Her talent eclipses the truth she’s nouveau riche. Still has strong Norwegian or Swedish heritage.

Applejack: Scotch-Irish stock. Regardless of whether an Appalachian-American is landed or impoverished, they’re prone to violence and grudges, but will wade through Hell and high water if they consider you a friend.

Rainbow Dash: The All-American girl from the Midwest but got accepted into private school due to athletic merit. Has strong English-Welsh blood due to her tomboyish nature.

Fluttershy: Tremendous amount of French ancestry due to her multifaceted talents in art and culture, while also retaining a model-like body and facial structure.

Twilight: Ashkenazi Jewish. A daughter of wealth, privilege, and prestige, fiercely intelligent but also prone to numerous neuroses.

>>42727383 (OP)
Idk why, but black Pinkie, especially if done right like here, gets me acting up and urge to breed her senseless.

>>42728254
lol

>>42727383 (OP)
This is stupid as fuck. Only actual retard faggots think Pinkie is a nigger.... no she's not.... nothing about her screams black...

>>42727927
No.

Ugh why is every board on this glowie ass site trying to sell me nigger women, fuck you /mlp/

>>42730868
imagine being unironically racist

>>42731011
Honestly, I'd blame the activists

>>42731011
I hate this nu board so much.

This is why EQG were too scared to have normal skin tones

>>42727407
So what? She used hair straighteners and her poofy hair is actually her natural hair.

>>42731234
that was a legit, canon solution

>>42731246
>She used [HEADCANON]
No.

>>42731246
>I'm trans by the way not sure if that matters

>>42729720
facts

>>42731234
they made big mac white so…

>>42730868
Don't think anyone in this thread is genuinely trying to sell that to you buddy

>>42731246
>as does her entire, amish, family

politics addicted zoomers cannot fathom cute brown girls, it's always either some latinx who headcanons the exact race admixture of each character because they think everyone is just as obsessed with pretending to be european like they are, or brown skin worshipers who just happen to hate themselves and everyone around them so much that they cannot help but to draw the ugliest, most retarded looking brown girls they can

>>42731278
>they made big mac white
That was disappointing. The one redneck character with an actual red neck and they made him pink.

>>42731290
They are not Amish. I don't think Christianity exists in Equestria...

>>42731296
The Zecora episode was proof positive that Equestria is a European, “white” diarchy because Zecora, as a black-coded zebra, was an “other” to the ponies’ Eurocentrism. This was also compounded by buffalo being Native American. After this ponies stopped being purely white due to complaints, which is how we got Indian ponies that are apparently so foreign Rarity’s never heard of curry.

>>42731310
Pop culture Amish.

If I said: "That episode where the Mane 6 became the Avengers." would you be confused as to what I meant, and if yes, how brown is your skin?

>>42731310
I guess the city of Manehattan is also completely original and not inspired by any city in particular

Hey just a quick hypothetical, but did any of you by chance skip breakfast?

>>42731319
>we got Indian ponies
Which one of the writers talked about ponies shitting in the streets? Or was that fannon? (Maybe I'm thinking of Harry Potter and the Wizards Pissing in the Halls.)

>>42731319
This is why I despise your kind, you cannot help yourself but to insert the real world into Equestria, you're no different from Haber

>>42731344
He's literally right. You're seething about facts that are undisputed.

>>42731344
He's pointing out the clear parallels between the real world and Equestria. I don't think that anon literally wrote them into the show.

>>42731348
He isn't, all he did was insert real life into Equestria because his latinx inferiority complex is so strong that he cannot enjoy anything unless it's just as ugly and retarded as his own favela
>>42731361
>He's pointing out the clear [HEADCANON]
None of you faggots deserve Equestria, your kind cannot help but to bring the real world into it

i date a black girl because i'm not racist and her skin colour doesn't matter to me
>t. white male and want mixed children

>>42731365
what the hell is this slut saying

>3dpd
>reproducing with [redacted]
Fire up those ovens.

>>42731381
>>42731381
tldr is complaining about people having the mental illness of bringing the real world to everything and also their ego/identity to everything

>>42731365
>your kind cannot help but to bring the real world into it
Are you sincerely saying buffalo aren't clearly based on Native Americans? Or Manehattan isn't based on New York City?

>>42731384
but thats something the board already agrees on?? faust episodes were best not just because she was in charge but because equestria was a “fairytail” european country. then it went to shit when equestria was a melting pot despite creatures outside of equestria being distinct ethnic groups

>>42731391
>I AM A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP GODDAMNI-[CANS.WAV]

>>42731011
Imagine?

>>42731391
>a “fairytail” european country

>>42731413
>>42731440
I’m a retard and don’t get your references. Sorry.

>>42731450
MLP:FiM is "1920s America, but magical ponies".

>>42731391
>melting pot
it would be a melting pot if picrel hybrids with ponies existentially threatened the pony species, I think trouble shoes is an example of such hybrid

>>42727383 (OP)
Different father.

>>42731585
>Igneous is a cuckold
Interesting headcanon.

>>42731585
Quite unlikely. Pinkie and Marble are twins (unless you want to be semantic and retarded), and Marble has the same mane/tail pattern as Igneous.

>>42731450
how new are you

>>42731450
There's no hydroelectric dam in a fairy tale world.
Also
>Fairy tail
Goddamn ESL weeb

>>42731278
>they made big mac white so…
Because a red colored human would've looked evil and demonic. That's the whole reason.

>>42727383 (OP)
At least it's not the black twilight one, that one made absolutely zero sense.

>>42732022
He put it in quotes, so I'm pretty sure it was a pun.

pinkie pie is fucking pink

>>42732042
That one is actually "canon" now

Here's a rare non black humanized Pinkie

>>42732780
Looks like a young Bonnie Langford

>>42731638
Well, it's possible to have a white and a black twin too

>>42733442
I know, like I said, it's very unlikely. And in this case, even more so due to some of Igneous' characteristics being present in both Marble and Limestone, as well as each pie sister (pre-cutiemark) sharing design elements.
Infidelity just isn't a logical explanation for the way Pinkie was born when you have other, more reasonable, explanations like: recessive genes (probably from the elusive ''Granny Pie"), coat and/or mane color not being consistent across generations for other ponies, magical pony bullshit, etc.

>>42729720
>Has strong English-Welsh blood due to her tomboyish nature.
What manner of astrology-tier mumbojumbo is this? Still bang-on for Pinkie, Rarity, AJ, and Twilight, so overall a decent post.

>>42728220
Cry harder faggy

>>42732780
any more?

>>42729720
holy based

>>42734206
tomboys are purely an anglo thing until colonialism helped other countries realize weak women make weak sons

>>42734206
It's a new twist on the classic "ponies aren't just for girls" for the modern age, instead of self conscious teenagers trying to justify themselves by making ponies edgy you have politics obsessed teenagers trying to convince people ponies are some sort of hyperborean eurocentric fantasy so they can enjoy it without betraying the white race

>>42732780
Surprisingly looks good, I like Ginger Pinkie

>>42727383 (OP)
why make rarity black, mlp fandom these days man

>>42731369
>her skin colour doesn't matter to me
>wants mixed children
So it does matter.

I think it’s worse when any of the Mane Six are drawn wearing hijabs. It’s just tacky forced diversity. Like, why would any of them be Muslims, especially when Islam is incompatible with anything in the show?

>>42736695
Well see, you're thinking about it rationally, most of the fans aren't.
You need to be intelligent enough to know how to appeal to idiots. Plenty of things in this world have failed, products, movies, and more, just because someone didn't know how to cater to retards.

>>42736695
also race is a biological feature. religion is a made up thing
making someone Muslim doesn't make it diverse

>>42736820
I’m not saying that inclusion of Muslims is diverse; I’m saying that the left thinks that’s the case.

>>42736856
i'm just adding to your post

>>42736856
eh, it adds variety and something unique instead of the usual basic bitch clothes that is normally presumed to be the "default"
Not everyone wants to see the samey shit all the time, hence art of such things

>>42736888
I like variety too, but hijabs are just ugly and dumb looking. Not to mention that Muslim women are forced to wear them (I’m not woke; I’m just saying that they’re not something that’s supposed to be complimented). Lastly, religion is dumb as hell. Any rational person agrees, regardless of where you are on the political spectrum.

>>42737013
>but hijabs are just ugly and dumb looking
Not to me, and not to artists that choose to draw them, and anyone else that doesn't like looking at the buzz lightyear store isle.
>Not to mention that Muslim women are forced to wear them
There are plenty of Muslim women who prefer wearing hijabs since it cucks the male gaze, not all Muslim women are forced to wear such attire.

>>42737152
I also don’t like them because they symbolize a violent, barbaric religion that has no place anywhere in this world, especially western society. I already can’t stand Christians; why should I tolerate Muslims? As a matter of fact, I think Jews are more pleasing to the eye.

>>42737152
Found the Hamas

>>42737165
Found the Mossad

You didn't even tried KEK

>inb4: I am white

>>42737152
> There are plenty of Muslim women who prefer wearing hijabs since it cucks the male gaze
Also, that’s an ironic statement because I’m pretty sure that wearing something like that would draw more attention than just dressing normal. That’s like “feminists” cutting their bangs short so that men will leave them alone; it causes us to look at them all stupid.

>>42737173
I’m not particularly fond of Jews. Even my late grandpa who fought in some of America’s major wars was antisemitic. My point is that I abhor Muslims and their attire. Jews don’t really look good either, especially with those yarmulkes.

>>42727755
Twilight is a cute jew coded horse girl

>>42727383 (OP)
She is black :3

>>42737181
>I'm pretty sure that wearing something like that would draw more attention than just dressing normal
Nah, not in cultures/countries where Islam is accepted, like Syria, Morocco, Germany, Iran, etc
>>42737173
TROLL

>>42727383 (OP)
she just works as a black person

>>42738186
That doesn't make sense. Blacks don't work.

>>42727383 (OP)
Because she have curly hair, most of the time, so they pick her for diversity quota. In actuality none of the mane 6 is black coded. Like think of it, they were voiced by white girl (+Jewess) and have zero black personality trait. Currently zoomer keep portraying not only pinkie but twilight too as black and it pisses me off to no end.

>>42728642
She was supposed to be a Cajun, and most of those, though not all, are White.

>>42727944
>african accent
>african culture and symbolism
>zebras are from africa

Are you dumb?

>>42740312
It pisses me off, too. The worst part is that people think I’m the schizo. They try to argue one (1) artist’s concept drawings that were rejected as “proof” Twilight was always black while explicitly ignoring the design-approved Kotobukiya figurines… unless they’re confusing Okinawa tanning as “black skin”.

>>42740369
She's got straight hair and blue eyes,

She's an Afrikaner.

>>42740357
"Camelot" is the White House. Look it up, retard.

>>42740463
Holy shit you are a stupid fucking amerimutt. Camelot is a castle and stories have it located in Great Britain. Go hit the gym, fatso.

>>42740506
>*sits on you killing you instantly and then I fart on your corpse jelly*

>>42740506
https://www.reference.com/history-geography/were-kennedy-years-called-camelot-a7e148b2e36e05b5

>>42740546
the entire world of mlp has folklore & mythology elements, its a reference to king arthur, aka fucking mythology

>>42740633
camelot was his castle, canterlot likewise is also a castle

>>42740633
As I said.
>>42731454
>1920s America, but MAGICAL ponies
They took American history and added in myth and legend.

>>42738251
they haven't gone extinct so they do work

p

>>42727591
Don't associate us poop eaters with those days, they're beneath us

>>42742325
Cute

>>42739325
Holy thick

>>42729249
*ahem* GIVE HER BACK JAMAL

>>42742325
Make her chocolate

Tumblrinas who blackwash characters almost never take canon into consideration. That's why.

>>42731310

It might because it would be really retarded for the ponies to think princess Celestia mad Luna even though they are really powerless but this makes me wonder what would Jesus be a pony or a human in equestria.

>>42746766
nice

>>42746766
HOOLY FUCK

>>42744999
>trips
But I don't wanna >:(

>>42746766
awooga

>>42727383 (OP)
I'd sit on her face and feed her some black-coded logs.

>>42746766
more

Only the White MAN likes the colored woman
FACT
A
C
T

>>42750045
>no hooves

More

>>42750045
TRVKE

>>42751208
cutie

I LOVE CHOCOLATE GIRLS

>>42731246
Her house doesn't provide electricity.

>>42751208
nice

>>42751801
More chocolate girls

>>42751801
This

>>42731468
I think hybrid meltingpot Equestria would be a huge disaster as "Mules" would be infertile. AFter a generation of, let's say zebradom, the whole pony race would die out. But the genious zebrad might be surprised their offprings cannot have foals. Irony!

>>42736708
>You need to be intelligent enough to know how to appeal to retards.
That's an oxymoron.

>>42751208
Nice

chocolatify this

>>42754796
seconded

>>42753591
He has a point. You can only pretend to be retarded if you're otherwise not or it's not pretending.

>>42754796
Yes