Thread 42747404

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

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For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.
So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.

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previous thread: >>42720152

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>>42747404 (OP)
kwab

>>42747404 (OP)
Fug I was too busy watching a movie to bump

Nightmare moon's fat sank the thread so low it fell of the board.

>>42747638
Welp, (You) are getting raped for that.
Good job.

>>42747404 (OP)
>There is nothing more kind than death, Anon... I may be dead now, but my heart is still glowing warm with the light of kindness, Anon, and I'll share that ebbing warmth with you as we embrace together in the cold darkness of the grave, joining our souls for all eternity... If you're okay with that, of course.
>Oh. Applejack is coming. Make sure you don't tell her about me, please? I'll come see you later, Anon, when you're asleep...
>Anon! Been looking for ya. Looks like we gots a vampire problem on our hooves. I got some fine whittlin' done and I'm supplyin' everypony with these nice stakes. Apple wood, not ash, so you gotta make sure you stake 'em right in the heart and make sure the stake stays stickin' until we set up the pyre. Dirty work, but somepony's gotta do it. You seen Fluttershy about? I ain't so sure she'll join the huntin', but I ain't seen her in a while and she might be mighty scared.

>>42747729
>>42747729
>"Anon, stop that!"
>Twilight barks, her stupid purple face looking stupid.
"What!? Is the big bad, emphasis on big by the way, gonna come to life and RAPE me!? HAHAHAHA!"
>At the foot of the altar of Nightmare Moon you laughed and mocked the former "Queen".
>Calling her fat and dumb, also fat.
>"Anon, I'm serious! Stop being so mean! She may have been evil but she was still Princess Luna!"
"Oh, OH! Wait, wait, I got one; shes sooooo fat that it takes THREE unicorns to teleport her! AHAHAHA!!"
>You grab your sides, keeping them from going into orbit.
>Twilight sighs defeatedly, rolling her eyes and slowly walks away.
"Hold up! I got more!"
>You clear your throat.
"What does Nightmare Moon, and the moon, have in common?"
>Twilight looks at you with a scowl.
"Nothing! But her ass is big enough for the moon to /fit/ on it! HAHAA!"
>"Ugh!"
>Twilight, now more thoroughly annoyed, walks off back into town for more nightly festivities.
>As you laugh and laugh, losing yourself in the absolute genious and grandeur of your ultra-witty jokes, you fail to notice the statue begin to crack.
>The stone heaves and crumbles before finally, it explodes, revealing none other then Nightmare Moon herself.
"HOLY FUCK!"
>"You! Little worm! Your insults have angered me to the point of-"
"Jesus Christ, you gained weight!"
>"..."
"..."
>You snicker.


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>You were found the following morning.
>Pelvis in pieces, face covered in blood, and in mare juice.
>As you awaken, your entire body racked with pain.
>Even breathing was painful as one of your lungs had been punctured.
"Ah...W-wha..."
>"I told you to stop, Anon."
>Twilight said, looking smug as ever with her stupid smug purple face.
"I...Ah-...wh-..."
>You hack a cough of blood and bile, before you manage to speak.
"Just... s-shutup and heal me..."
>"Actually, I think I'll let you lay here in pain for awhile. Because if I just heal you now you won't learn anything."
>Twilight begins casually strolling away.
"F-fatty..."
>"Can't hear you over the sound of your bones being broken! I'll be back in a few hours~!"
>Twilight skips away.
"W-worth it..."

>>42747805
Foolish Anon, you gotta pack defense when you make fun of fat mares. They will sit on you like that fatty Nightmare Moon just did.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

What the fuck happened

>There she was.
>On your doorstep.
>Again.
>Another day.
>Another shitty fetish guess.
>"Are goth girls your-"
"You know what Fluttershy? You won't ever guess my fetish. not now, not tomorrow, not EVER!"
>She shrinks away as you shout your rage in her face.
"We finish this. Tomorrow. Meet me. Ponyville Town Plaza."
>"R-really? In front of everypony? I never thought public voyeur would be your fe-"
"NO, you fucking idiot! We're going to settle this with a duel! Just before sunset!"
>"I don't want to shoot you! I want to fu-"
"Nopony is dying today! Even though you should! We'll use Pinkie Pie's party cannons! First draw wins!"
"Mayor Mare, your nerd friend Twilight Sparkle, and Fatass Princess Sunbutt will be there to judge!"
>"O-oh Okay! See you t-tomorrow then!"
>Yellowrat stammers in her pathetic manner before flying off to go make preparations for tomorrow.
>Slam the door behind you.
>Hopefully this is your chance to get rid of her for good.

>Tomorrow evening, Ponyville Plaza.
>Glance over at the three mares slated to judge you and Yellowrat.
>All three blushing red as a tomato, sweating bullets, eagerly glancing to and fro.
>No way in hell Yellowrat actually has the balls to show up for this.
>You've already won by default.
>You afford yourself a brief, smug, self-righteous smirk. You've finally got this wrapped up for good.
>Kick back and lean back from the crate you're sitting on to polish off the last of the bourbon in your bottle.
>Hear the crow of a buzzard as the sun starts to turn to its signature pinkish orange, signaling the near end of the day.
>The uppermost part of the sky has started to change dark blue as night begins to overtake daylight.
>Glance to your right as a tumbleweed rolls by.
>An actual tumbleweed.
>You didn't even know they had tumbleweeds in Ponyville.
>Or maybe this was just for the occasion.
>Snap your neck to glance to your right towards the end of the road and narrow your eyes, a pegasus mare grins sheepishly as she unsuccessfully tries to hide herself from your view behind a barrel.
>Yeah. This was just for the occasion.

>>42748370
>No sign of Fluttershy. Drag another match against the sole of your boot and hold it up to your cigar.
>Go in for another drag when you're interrupted by a particular sound.
>*Clink, clink, clink*
>The fuck?
>Face the direction of the noise.
>Your jaw drops low enough that your cigar falls out of your mouth as you sit there staring, stupefied at the spectacle before you.
>You struggle to regain your coordination and understanding as your eyes and brain are forced to reconcile with each other what's actually happening.
>Do a doubletake just to make sure
>Fuck.
>She actually showed up.
>She's got the boots with the spurs, as if your ears didn't already tip that part off. And the poncho slung around her neck. And-
>Holy fucking shit. If Applejack saw that hat right now she'd be seething with envy.
>"HOOOAAWWWCK- PTHOO!"
>Did Yellowrat just fucking launch a wad of chewing tobacco out the side of her mouth?
>This is bad. Fluttershy went the whole nine yards to become the most dangerous gunslinger this side of the Everfree Forest just to get your monkey dick.
>And all in less than the span of a day.

>>42748379
>You turn back to the trio of judges, Mayor Mare, Bookhorse, and Sunass, as the roles suddenly reverse.
>Now it's your turn to start glancing around nervously and sweating bullets, as they get to wear the smug grins.
>Your odds of victory suddenly look grim.
>But mama didn't raise no quitter!
>Steel your nerves and clench your teeth as you shove another wad of chew into your gums, giving Fluttershy your meanest glare to know that you mean business.
>Yellowrat softens her glare and flinches for only a moment before regaining her composure and continuing her advance forward.
>"This town is big enough for the two of us, Anon! And your hot monkey dick is big enough to fill my-"
"Do NOT fucking finish that sentence."
>"Remember our agreement, Fluttershy! After you're finished with him, it's my turn next!"
"Shut the fuck up, Sunbutt."
>"The nerve, Anon! Don't you know better than to speak to a princess that way?"
"I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>She glowers at you, eyes burning with the fury of 10,000 horny suns.
>No pun intended.
>Princess Sunbutt was almost as bad as Fluttershy. Egotistical, pretentious, ate too much cake, smelled bad, almost as bad as Yellowrat-
"All ponies smell bad, though."
>"Anon THAT'S RACIST!"
"Suck my dick, Purplesmart."
>Quickly realize your mistake as Twilight's angered scowl quickly flashes to a grin of eager anticipation.
"Actually don't."
>Her eager grin just as quickly deflates and changes to a dejected pout as Sunbutt and Mayor Mare rest their hooves on each respective shoulder to show reassurance.
>Gotta admit, feels pretty good getting their hopes up just to knock them down.
>You never were able to have a good dynamic with the government ponies, maybe you really should follow through on that idea of being an Equestrian outlaw.
>They run trains in Equestria, right? Yeah, you could be a train robber!
>Just can't ride on the backs of horses to chase trains. Gotta find a different animal to ride on.
>For obvious reasons.
>You make a mental note to chalk that up on your future career prospects here in Equestria.
>Yeah. Being a desperado sounds cool.

>>42748388
>Rein in your wandering mind and focus again on the situation laid before you.
>Applejack showed up for your HMD- no doubt she'll want a cut of that later. For the time being, though, you stifle a snigger as you notice her eyes laser-focused on Fluttershy's new hat.
>Rarity beams with pride. Probably showed up to get in on the action with the bipedal alien creature as well.
>No doubt though that she had a hand(hoof?) to play in designing Fluttershy's new gunslinger outfit. The self-righteous expression gives it away.
>Pinkie Pie supplied the silly string shooters. No way she was gonna miss out on the opportunity.
>Party horse has that stupid grin on her face like always. God you just wanna punch her so bad right now.
>You can't see Rainbow dash anywhere but you're sure as hell she can see you- from somewhere. The weather control and the tumbleweed might've been her idea.
>Doors and windows slam shut as the townsfolk shield themselves in their homes and businesses.
>Well, almost all the doors. The saloon's doors are still rocking back and forth from the inertia.
>Glance around you at all the buildings. You can see them all.
>All those ponies, hungrily eyeing you, waiting for their chance to pounce into action if you fuck this up and lose to Fluttershy.
>You feel like a wounded lamb surrounded on all sides by ravening wolves. Only instead of drool, these "ravening wolves" were dripping a different fluid from a different hole.
>Which, considering your status as an apex predator and the horse's history as a prey animal, feels particularly ironic and degrading right now.
>You won't let that stop you, though. You're a badass outlaw Equestrian desperado.
>At least you will be.

>Well this was it. Here and now. You and Fluttershy. With the rest of Ponyville plus Princess Sunass watching on to bear witness- and jump in on the ensuing gangrape if you lost.
>Speaking of Princess Sunass, the younger sister just swooped in.
>Guess sunset was "almost night," and that was a good enough excuse to show up.
>Couldn't let her big sister have all the fun with the bipedal human while she was stuck on royal duties.
>It was here and now to determine between you and Yellowrat who would be the faster draw and remain clean- while the slower moving gunslinger would have a big silly string splatter on their chest vaguely resembling a gunshot wound.
>Silly string wouldn't be the only thing getting splattered if Fluttershy actually managed to outpace you. A grim reminder what was at stake here.
>Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, and Princess Celestia all draw a deep breath while raising their hooves up to the signal the countdown.
>They cry out in unison.
>"On your marks!"
>"Three... two... one..."
>"DRAW!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzjR2JcGo54&list=RDSzjR2JcGo54&start_radio=1

>>42748399
Revised and improved version since we're on a new thread now

>>42748406
Good shit anon

That's what happens when you die!
https://vocaroo.com/1my9rYPUqezZ
It's pain that gets worse and worse forever!

>>42749169
How awful

>>42748762
Those are some big fangs

Hello Flutterrape!
So I'm a writefag and I've already written one green for Flutterrape
Trixie's Magic Box https://ponepaste.org/10820
And I'm currently writing a story over in Fingerbang that seems Flutterrape-adjacent.
Now this is EQG stuff, so if that's a dealbreaker then you've been properly warned.

Canterlot High School (CHS) has problems!
The incoming freshman class has a HUGE gender disparity at around five girls for every guy.
To stem the tides of chaos, the school has implemented a lottery that groups of girls can enter for unclaimed boys.
To no reader's surprise, the HuMane 7 draw Anonymous.
The girls set up a rule amongst themselves. The virginity of Anonymous goes to the first girl he sends a dick pic to! (Because he should get some kind of say in his first time.)
After that they plan to pass him around!
CHS also has other problems that are being revealed as time passes.
And somehow, for some weird reason, the only way to fix them is for Anonymous to get laid!
If only he wasn't convinced that girls don't like sex.
The title of the story is How to be Dense.
And I update on Tuesday (hence the namefagging.)
Hope you enjoy!

>>42749730
Fuck off.

>>42748399
Should’ve brought a nuke. All of his biggest rapist were there.

This is your rapist for tonight

>>42749972
Rather narrow hip bones.

>>42749730
I’ll check it out

Page 8 is scary.
This is where (You) get raped.
>"Hi there!"

>>42749828
Idk that sounds like it'd kill Anon too and that doesn't sound like much of a win either

>>42749972
You can see a shotgun being pointed at her so it should already be taken care of soon enough

>>42751167
Going down with the ship. If all the rapists are there then there’s already no way out. Make them regret it.

>>42751167
You can't kill what's already dead

>>42751265
We simply have to bury it. There will be no more discussion on the matter.

>https://derpibooru.org/images/3703222
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3703133
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>>42751693
YOU WON'T BREAK ME, YELLOW!

>>42751594
Bury the hatchet if you would. In her skull.

>>42751693
You want my shaft? How about a wood stake in the heart. Die Monster!

Prepare for trouble
And make it double

>>42752044
Rarity can stay, Flutters go away.

>>42752356
What a dangerous night

gentlemen, novemember is upon us.
remain vigilant

>>42752725
Sorry fellas, I'm cranking my hog to the winner of Ms. /mlp/ (unless it's Fluttershy)

>>42752747
Understandable

>>42752723
WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT
TO HAVE A PENIS

>>42749730
I’m liking it so far, the switch to first person was a little jarring.

>>42753115
>You step away from the door.
>code red… orange, blue, yellow and the rest of the colors you don’t care to list right now.
>You walk towards the kitchen of this small rundown ponyville shack.
>The distinct sound of hooves on wood ring out as the blue horse gets impatient.
>”I know you’re in there, anon!!”
>You open your fridge, your salvation sitting right there next to a half empty ketchup bottle.
>A golden square, made for the express purpose of defeating these tiny bundles of sunshine.
>As you walk back towards the door you unwrap the geometric weapon of pony destruction from its plastic wrap.
>You open the door by 45 degrees.
>”Oh finally, you ape. Now are you gonna buck me-“
>The great weapon flies from your hand. The distinct sound of American Sliced Cheese on an animals face cuts off the skittle pone.
>Rainbow Dash writhes on the ground, her not so dexterous hooves clawing at her face to get the cheese off.
>”AHH!! BUCK YOU, ANON!! NOT AGAIN!!!”
>You close the door and go about your fuck ass business in the sanctity of your creaky house.
(Wanted to repost this here. I wrote it with flutterrape in mind, but the thread wasnt open).

>>42753115
>You step away from the door.
>code red… orange, blue, yellow and the rest of the colors you don’t care to list right now.
>You walk towards the kitchen of this small rundown ponyville shack.
>The distinct sound of hooves on wood ring out as the blue horse gets impatient.
>”I know you’re in there, anon!!”
>You open your fridge, your salvation sitting right there next to a half empty ketchup bottle.
>A golden square, made for the express purpose of defeating these tiny bundles of sunshine.
>As you walk back towards the door you unwrap the geometric weapon of pony destruction from its plastic wrap.
>You open the door by 45 degrees.
>”Oh finally, you ape. Now are you gonna buck me-“
>The great weapon flies from your hand. The distinct sound of American Sliced Cheese on an animals face cuts off the skittle pone.
>Rainbow Dash writhes on the ground, her not so dexterous hooves clawing at her face to get the cheese off.
>”AHH!! BUCK YOU, ANON!! NOT AGAIN!!!”
>You close the door and go about your fuck ass business in the sanctity of your creaky house.
(Wanted to repost this here. I wrote it with flutterrape in mind, but the thread wasnt open).

>>42753121
a fine weapon to subdue the opposition.
noted, noted indeed.

>>42753115
I’m not. Please leave a message at the tone.
BEEP

>>42754141
Behave yourself, Pinkie.

>>42754453
>"Ugh, these things are so annoying."
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes.
>"Yeah, hey babe, sorry I didn't catch you at home... again."
>"I was just thinking about how awesome I was and then I realized that you were probably thinking the same, right?"
>Rainbow Dash smiles self-assuredly.
>"Yeah, so like, we should totally start dating."
>"Anyway, I'll be in the clouds around your house all day today, so I'll see you when you get home."
>Through the window blinds you see her take off and perch herself on a random cloud over your front yard.
>Giving her perfect view of your front door, and all avenues of escape.
>Looks like you'll be grocery shopping late.
>Again...

>>42754477
Welp, time to get the hose.

>>42754477
>"Go Dashie go!"
>"Rape that ape!"

>>42754639
STOP EGGING HER ON!!!

>>42754477
FR with RD doesn't actually sound all that bad

>>42754851
And this is why (You) get raped by older mares.

>>42754477
>Looks like you are stuck… or are you…
>Everypony thinks you simply sit at home doing nothing but waste away.
>But no.
>You anonymous, are a genius.
>Under your home lies tunnels made by hand… and magically made shovels and wooden beams… But still, handmade.
>You might as well be a diamond dog.
>You walk down into your basement before moving the wardrobe you placed down there. (Ponies are dumb and it works).
>Walking down the tunnels for a good five minutes nets you a ladder.
>As you lift the bush and stick hatch of your own design, the most beautiful view graces you.
>Dark trees, thorn bushes, and most importantly, no ponies.
>The Everfree forest.

>>42754851
She doesn’t wash dude.

>>42754928
>Everfree forest
Is he out of his fucking mind? There's an evil enchantress in there.

>>42755156
forcefully bath her under the disguise of shower sex
profit?

>>42755222
Maybe he is into that kinda thing. Zecora a homie tho.
We will see what happens next.

>>42755372
It’s not impossible

>>42755372
She's going to turn you into a shrunken head.

>>42755849
I don’t think she can do that

>”Is asphyxiation your fetis?”
>…
>”Anon?”
>”Are you listening to me?”
>…
>”Anon?”

>>42756147
Better hide.

>>42756294
I think I'm going to fire my fireworks up at her. Any other pegasi up there might be blown up, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

>"Hello Anonymous!"
>"Ready for Nonstop Nut November?"

>>42756903
That doesn’t sound right