Thread 42749957

Its Nightmare Night and the ponies of Equestria have come to your humble home for free candy.

>>42749957 (OP)
>Rape

>>42749957 (OP)
I miss being excited for Halloween.
I tried watching some spooky movies but I didn't feel anything.

>>42749957 (OP)
hehehe. Come inside. Uncle anon's got some wonderful treats for you pretty fillies.

(The treats include: snicker bar, half eaten skittles packet, one marshmallow, and a full can of Dr. Pepper Halloween edition)

>>42749957 (OP)
Theres hundreds of ponies in Ponyville I wont have enough for all of them.

>>42749957 (OP)
Are any of these fillies allergic to nuts?

>>42749957 (OP)
each of you chuds get candy corn and dental floss.

>>42750463
Jokes on you, I like candy corn.

>>42749957 (OP)
>"I live under a picnic bench in the city park. You little turds really think I have any goddamn candy for you?"

The Pink one ate it all.

>>42749981
Gods, I wish that cigarette were my cock.

>>42749981
I get that.
I still try to watch spooky stuff but it is not the same if I can't watch it with someone else.

>>42749981
Been enjoying Dawn of the Dead.

>>42749981
You’re depressed.

>>42751480
>a mare will never burn the tip of your penis with a lighter
Why even live?

>>42752503
Nah I'm just getting old.
Halloween, Christmas and birthdays are just regular days now.

>>42752729
>Halloween, Christmas and birthdays are just regular days now.
and it fucking sucks

>>42752523
Her tongue was what I had in mind, but that'll do.

>>42749981
IKTFB. Maybe it's cause I'm working and away from home this year, out in some shithole away from any sort of ambience or atmosphere, but I just couldn't really feel it this year. Maybe it's the stress at my job. I couldn't really watch any of my usual annual rewatches this year, especially Over the Garden Wall. It all just felt dead to me.

Is this what getting older is?

We should be getting 2nd hand holiday cheer from our children
Oh well, gotta stick it out until Equestria