Thread 42752462

Better get ready for no clop November Anons.
Remember, no clopping, or else!

I asked Princess Celestia and she said I could jerk off but ideally I shouldn't talk to her about it.

She's ready

>>42752499
LOL

>>42752462 (OP)
I shoot pp milk every night to maintain prostate health.

>>42752462 (OP)
I don't clop. I fuck my lifesize.

>>42752462 (OP)
THE TIME HAS COME!

>>42752522
I've never trusted the "prostate health" claim. Studies always seemed dubious, and what better way to get men jorking it other than saying that they'll get ass cancer if they don't?

>>42752540
>guy who doesn't buy that jörking it helps with prostate health because the evidence is dubious but does believe there's a conspiracy to get men to give up their life essence and vitality because that just makes sense
I love 4chan. You'll never get more types of guys anywhere else.

Day #1 of not fapping to ponies.

The whole point of NNN is just to get people to jerk off more by making it feel more prohibited

>>42752462 (OP)
>not doing Missing Masturbation March instead

>>42752573
Jizzless January
Fap Free February
Missing Masturbation March
Abstinent April
Modesty May
Jerkless June
Jorkfree July
Anti-autofellatio August
Sans Snake Strangling September
Orgasm Opposition October
No Nut November
Dickless December

>>42752462 (OP)
>open ublock origin
>filter all the booru
This is stupidly easy

>>42752660
I'm gonna do a porndump thread halfway through the month just for you.

Shit, I forgot about this shit meme. Gotta get one last lovemaking session in with Dashie first.

>>42752777
And done. It’ll be interesting to see how long I can last before I start dry humping my plush or reaching over for my american meat.

Not even an hour in, and I failed. Oh, well. I prefer Nonstop Nut November anyway.

>>42752839
I'd say that one's more impressive honestly.

>>42752462 (OP)
If I can cum simply from viewing porn without touching does that count?

>>42752462 (OP)
I'll fucking nut whenever I feel like it. You don't own my dick and balls.

>>42752848
Yes.

>>42752839
It's supposed to be Destroy Dick December

>>42752853
Counts as a nut or against nofap?

>>42752861
If you willingly choose to cum, you've broken the rules.

Fuck. 7 hours into November and I had a tug before discovering the thread. Can that one be ignored for the sake of the challenge?

>Saw a picture of Zecora
>Now I'm horny
Fuck

>>42752867
I'd say that's fair

>>42752869
it's zigover

>>42752877
I miss when that dude did ponies. Sure he mostly did anthro shit but his artstyle was so good.

>>42752877
It wasn't even a lewd picture. It was just a sfw screencap.
What a horrible month to have jungle fever.

>>42752522
That study seem dubious at best. With that conclusion, every Buddhist monk should've died from ass cancer.

>>42752920
There is no single thing you can do to guarantee you don't get cancer and there is no single thing you can do to guarantee you do get cancer. There are simply questions of what increases and decreases risk. Smoking all day increases risk but plenty of hardcore smokers live to very old ages. Jerking off decreases risk but some gooners will still get prostate cancer.

>>42752858
Why not both?

this is literally impossible

>constant denial fetish threads that janni isnt going to touch for the next month
oh joy

>>42753005
You can use this opportunity to make some frens c:

>>42752522
I bet your boyfriend takes care of your prostate health, you weak willed faggot.

>>42752544
It's also funny how people will do silly challenges like this when they know they can indulge right back into whatever they were doing as the month changes to December. But imagine, instead of short abstinence, you ask people to just halve their current amount of doing it for indefinitely. That would probably be the most healthy thing overall for majority of people here, and I don't think most would be capable of doing it.

>>42752972
It can be done anon. Think of what the ponies would say if they see you fail

>>42753243
>aww, do we really make you /that/ excited?

Remember, skin alive and dismember every reddit user.

It's still October 31st here in Hyperborea, fags

>>42752462 (OP)
never done NNN
never will do NNN
simple as.

>Seduced by a mare on day one
gg

>>42752836
You posted this at 1:58 Am on November 1st.
You busted a nut during November.
You already failed the challenge Anon.

>>42753545
yes you should go back there faggot

>>42753548
Go back, offboard nigger.

>>42753542
Yeah fuck timezones

Did this successfully last year. Gonna do it again this year.

>>42753652
I already feel like I'm going to lose on the first day.

>>42753653
You could channel that energy into vigorous exercise. Being exhausted helps lower oibido.

>>42753556
Why are you talking about yourself like that?

I jack it twice a day anyway

What is the best safe horny pony image

>>42752462 (OP)
>Remember, no clopping, or else!

Well I don't have hooves so I'll just jerk off instead.

>>42753656
Nah exercise is great for keeping me busy but makes me more horny instead.
Granted being busy does help in NNN

The fillies might make me cum
Why do cute things have to be pure fucking sex, wtf is wrong with me.

>>42753704
How old are you?

>>42753718
Rule 42: Nothing Is Sacred.
Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is—the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

>>42753709
Probably everything from the show or Chinese and Japanese side of the fandom.

>>42753809
>Best safe horny image
>Posts fillies
Whatdidyoumeanbythis?

>>42753824
Oh fuck wrong picture

Ah yes, time for my month long edging session

>>42754418
You you can just not fap, that's what I'm doing

>>42752462 (OP)
I just nutted
can't stop me
it was inside a female

>>42754696
Kill yourself normalfag

>>42754696
your dog doesn't count.

>>42752462 (OP)
What do when Waifu wants to have seggs everyday? How do I tell her no without angy wife?

>>42752462 (OP)
>or else!
"Or else" what? I fapped yesterday, I fapped today, and tomorrow I will do the same.
November or whatever month doesn't make any difference. I have nothing else to do, so I'm sorry, but my watch says is wank o'clock.

Be honest, how many of you couldn't even last a day?

Isn't November the dedicated griffon supremacy month? No pony november, where anons dedicate themself to worshiping the best species in equestria?

>>42755258
Still going strong, anon. Don't tempt me...

>>42752462 (OP)
I no longer want to cum inside rainbow dash

>>42755267
Temptation is only human, my dearest Nonny~
>>42755294
Might you be interested in the superior skymare?

>>42755307
unf mare

>>42753718
You are not 'corrupting' anything. You're letting it flourish or giving it autonomy or whatever, there's nothing wrong with you, even if you don't hear this often.

>>42755320
Not just a mare, but the best mare! And she vants to suck your bloomin' great rod.

>>42755358
I don't normally like yellow but I would. Something about not being able to do it makes me hornier.

>>42755307
evil, anyway it's a test of the soul so to speak, you will not corrupt me as my soul belongs to the ponieses exclusively. also that's not even a mare! Anthrofag!!!!!!!!

>>42755365
Those are crotchtits retard.

>>42755307
>>42755358
I will not cum inside any pegasai or bat ponies even if they are considerably hotter

>>42755360
Of course. It's all too easy to lose yourself in lust, but the one true best pony always shines through.
>>42755365
Tis a mare, my good friend, though perhaps not perfectly drawn. Please accept my warm-handed apologies.

>Fluttershy
You're going to need a stronger mare to make me lose (I already clopped)

>>42755389
Dashie is the true best pony, and you will never convince me otherwise!

>>42755381
That's not quite your decision.
>>42755400
Then you've already lost. But she's certainly not hurting for power...
>>42755406
Dash is good, but her tomboy antics can't hold a candle to Fluttershy unleashed.

>>42755416
Okay, I have to admit, that is UNF.

>>42755419
In appreciation of your [Honesty], have a Dashie.

is this where I go to have another man bring me to orgasm?

>>42755427
unf dashie plap plap plap
never seen that one before, very good dashie

>>42755427
Now post Chrysalis

>>42755429
I certainly wouldn't be opposed. After all, it's not gay if there's a mare involved.
>>42755440
Well, since you asked so very nicely...

>>42755416
the dick is it belongs to me the mares can't have me cock see
>>42755427
We are NOT cumming inside rainbow dash

>>42755452
Get that yellow bitch out of the way, I wanna lose to bugbitch

>>42755463
IWTCIRD

Remember, Snitches get stitches.
No snitching!

Guess I'll post what I lost to on day 1

>>42755463
Not with that attitude~
>>42755466
I do not suffer fools lightly.
>>42755470
That's more like it!
>>42755482
Mein Zeger.

>>42755307
puffy

>>42755492
I will not lose on day 1, no matter how unf that dashie is

>>42755494
VULVA

Wait, we have always been allowed to post porn?

>>42755498
Give it time; you're already moving towards your base "Dashie Plap" modus.
>>42755508
When there are no jannies around, everything is legal!

>>42755508
Shhh!!!!
It's a secret!!!!

>posting porn on the first day
That will never work.

>>42755512
I love you too Dashie~

>>42755513
>anal vore
>>42755516
You'd be surprised.
>>42755518
In the words of Twilight Sparkle:
>prove it~

>>42755513
… can somebody slide me as much derpy porn as you can…?

>>42755470
>>42755492
>>42755512
Say no to the dashie propaganda

>>42755525
Oh fuck...

>>42755527
Sure thing.
>>42755536
On the ropes, huh? Won't be long until you're shooting ropes~
>>42755542
Nice, very nice.

Alright, back to milking the dashfag.

>>42755542
>>42755550
Derpy is my fetish.

>>42755550
>>42755553
m-maybe, faggot...

Why is she like this?

We are definitely gonna get busted now.
There's no avoiding it.

>>42755559
C'mon, now, don't be coy...you both so obviously need this~

>>42755560
I honestly find the “bro” thing kinda hot.

>>42755562
fuck the police

>>42755569
unf... you are beyond tempting me now...

>>42755492
come on man, please? Chryssi is underrated as fuck and artists rarely ever draw her solo

>>42755562
For November specifically, porn dumpers should be banned for the whole month.

>>42755573
Exactly.

We are so fucked.
This house party is no doubt gonna get police calls from the neighbors.

imagine getting horny over a bug

>>42755581
That's quite right, my nonny in the night~
>>42755582
Does this count?

>>42755573
Fuck Nazis.

>>42755573
this feels like an abuse of power

>>42755601
unf, that ponut... would plap.

>>42755593
Just say the earth-shaking moans are part of a religious ritual.

>>42755601
I love the Chrissy true form acceptance stuff. It’s so wholesome.

>>42755610
I don't doubt it, my little dashaholic~

>>42755623
You're gonna make me lose, no fucking fair...

>>42755631
There are no rules in love and war <3

>>42755618
It's romantic in one way, but I feel pushing your bug wife to not transform is denying her nature in another way.

>>42755618
where my futachads at?

>>42755634
god, dashie in her wonderbolts suit is peak unf

>>42755631
Dashfags are so quick

>>42755593
>>42755611
It's not like we're on a high page or anything

>>42755635
It's certainly an interesting concept, denying herself by staying herself.

>>42755637
I'm honestly not a huge fluttershy fan but I make an exception for futashy.

>>42755640
True!
>>42755641
Don't call it yet. I haven't heard a spurt~

dashie ponut

>>42752462 (OP)
>or else!
or else what?

>>42755635
I mean. I ain’t saying no to the whole changing thing. Just saying I prefer her true self. And that will always be in the back of her mind.

There's no way you guys can fap to this, right?

This thread right now

>>42755631
what are you gonna finish in nonny~