Thread 42781804

Yes, I will reject her, I have standards.

Ten years later she became the CEO, having worked her way up through the ranks by dint of sheer natural talent.

>>42781804 (OP)
M is for mare. Yes, she is perfect.

>>42781804 (OP)
I want to eat fries out of her ponut.

>>42781804 (OP)
>Oh, mare
This is so cringy holy shit

>>42781850
What's she gonna say, "Oh man"? She's a pony, she lives in pony land. What even is a man? You're cringey AND stupid.

>>42781817
>Ten years later [headcanon]
she had a talent for being a wagie and stayed a wagie your talents don't change

>>42781850
>>42781869
oh my skibidi phantom blast fortnite flossing

>>42781869
"Oh stars"

>>42781876
>"Oh Stars"
SOUVL
>"Oh Mare"
SOVLESS

>>42781804 (OP)
I want to mare-y her.

>>42781891
SOULESS

>>42781891
I want to rape this anon and keep him in my Austrian basement where he will be drip fed cum

>>42781874
No need to be so negative, nonny - in this case pony did end up happy, as >>42781817 mentioned!

>>42781876
>>42781884
That's not the same though. You don't say "hey stars" or "what's your problem stars" or "you're a faggot, stars"

Hay, mare!

>>42781909
How are other phrases relevant when we're talking about this specific phrase, Mr Autist?

>>42781909
Sure but part of the fun of doing ponies is that they don't have to speak the way you speak. Sure, there's a lot of overlap but it's like when a fanfic writer universally swaps out hand for hoof even though some phrases just don't fit. Ponies are not hoofy.

>>42781910
He's retarded.

>>42781902
I'm really really hoping that by cum you mean mare kisses.

>>42781903
>Fanart
This is called fanfiction anon, none of it happened.

>>42781916
debatable ^;)

>>42781916
Good point. I mean, I haven't studied the origin of that phrase, but I assume someone is handy because they are dexterous with their hands, meaning they can do all kinds of things. Ponies however don't have hands, and hooves just can't be dexterous in the same way hands can be. Magic can be, however. A unicorn's horn could manipulate things in all kinds of dexterous ways, making them very capable and helpful.

I believe a capable and helpful pony could be said to be horny rather than handy.

Related: anyone else lose all immersion when a fanfic author uses "buck" instead of "fuck"?

>>42781955
>>I believe a capable and helpful pony could be said to be horny rather than handy.
Very true.

>>42781931
no homo

>>42781978
only you because you're a faggot

>>42781978
No? What's wrong with buck? It's a pony pun. Do you hate ponies?

>>42781903
this is her reality anon

>>42781978
I don't mind it when it's rare but if a character swears like a sailor and they're saying it a bunch it just doesn't feel right. We know what pony cusses sound like, we've heard them in the show.

>>42781978
The opposite, browno.

>>42781997
I want to turn her frown upside down!

>>42781978
I don't like either, ponies don't swear besides "peeved".

>>42782007
>ponyfeathers
>horseapples
>i don't give a flying feather
???

>>42782007
They say swear words and say my address out loud when I watch the show alone.

>>42782007
BS. Horseapples. Ponyfeathers. Featherbrain.

>>42781997
Depressingly realistic.

>>42782008
I forgot about I don't give a flying feather. That was Dash, right? That's gotta be the most blatant pony replacement for an actual swear in show history.

>>42781997
Be unhappy that someone is sexually interested in you. Why is she dumb?

>>42782038
She wants greenman to go home. What are you retarded? You can't understand this simple concept?

>>42782038
>human showing sexual interest in a pony
It's like getting hit on by a nigger.

>>42782069
>>42782073
Then I'll just get Twilight to turn me into a pony.

>>42781804 (OP)
How does one meet a service sector mare?