Thread 42782964

You arrive in Equestria. All ponies look like pic related. What do?

>>42782964 (OP)
FUCK OFF FURFAGGOT
>>>/trash/

>>42782964 (OP)
Ask everypony I meet "Why the long face?"

>>42782964 (OP)
>everypony is Rainbow Dash
Truly the worst timeline. We have to go back.

I like real life horses so I would still befriend them as usual, though I'm also the kind of person who would wish to go to Equestria as a pony so there's that

>>42782964 (OP)
Nice try. What's the downside?

You arrive in Equestria and all ponies look like giant fucking slugs. What the fuck do you do now?

>>42783004
Well, they don't look like they do in the show. That can be a downside for some people. Personally, I think horsedash looks pretty cute.

>>42782964 (OP)
>rape

>>42782964 (OP)
>what do?
It looks like a horsey pony for the most part. I will be relieved that I did not end up in a cringe version of Equestria as imagined by milquetoast DeviantArt dog/cat-fuckers.I want my ponies to look like horses.
>>42782988
>I'm also the kind of person who would wish to go to Equestria as a pony so there's that
Seconding.

>>42783031
>they don't look like they do in the show.
Do people really think the ponies will look like Flash puppets?

>>42783037
You're late, very late. I'm disappointed.

>>42782964 (OP)
i would probably love em still
hoers looking ponies are very cute

>>42782964 (OP)
>rape
Plap those marepussies and ponuts mercillesly. This is not a downside, this is a complete win anon!

>>42783020
Jackpot!

you arrive in equestria and wow my little pony is all fish version what do

Personally I kinda like imagining the ponies a bit like pic related. More of a middle ground between the shows artstyle and just straight up horse. We know from EQG that the ponies are supposed to have slightly different anatomy than horses anyway, so this just feels more fitting to me.

>>42783279
Drown, because I have no gils.

>>42782964 (OP)
suicide

>>42782982
They'll get tired of that joke real quick.

>>42783020
I like real life slugs so I would still befriend them as usual, though I'm also the kind of person who would wish to go to Slugstria as a slug so there's that

>>42782964 (OP)
Pet the cute horsies, duh.

reminder that zoofags already had their tickets revoked.

>>42783670
just like you, brownoid

>>42782964 (OP)
What's the problem? As long as they're sentient and can consent, there's no problem.

>>42782964 (OP)
Kiss 'em lengthways.
The real problem with a horsier than usual anatomy is leg injuries. It's not unreasonable to expect a civilized horse society to mitigate this issue with a variety of tricks and workarounds, but what if they struck an insurmountable barrier?

>>42783749
Jack Harkness is that you?

>>42782964 (OP)
I fail to see a problem here

>>42783020
"Would you still love me if I was a horse?"

>>42783020
You brought this on yourself.

>>42784251
where's slug belle?

>>42782964 (OP)
I spent the last nine hours looking at equines who look like that with a little less color. Take a wild guess

>>42782964 (OP)
Hug, pet, go insane when I see them do stuff with their legs like in the cartoon

Alternatively,
Hug, pet, go insane from everypony wanting me to do arm stuff because their legs can't bend and grab like in the show

>>42784324
>everypony wanting me to do arm stuff

ha ha! r/4chan was right, this place is hilarious!
I can't wait to be in a zoomed words screen cap

>>42783244
I love her

I love mares

>>42783020
Throw myself into a salt pot.

>>42782964 (OP)
Love them.

>>42783020
That thing looks like a shit.

>>42785243
999999% would

>>42783301
Looks like a blocky G% stallion if G% had any sexual dimorphism

>>42784291
I give up. What happened?

>>42785650
How much sexual dimorphism is there in real horses? Is it possible to tell a horse's sex by just looking at the face and body without checking the genitals?

>>42782964 (OP)
This is acceptable.

>>42785796
He's horsebrained now I'm afraid. S'what happens when you're around them for too long, now he needs to be see horses or else the affliction kills him.

>>42782988
As mare or stallion

>>42783301
Too muscular

>>42786482
It's AJ, she should have a bit of muscle. Others would obviously have different body types. Picrel is another one I like too.

>>42785809
not really. some say they can tell from the way they carry themselves but personally I believe that's cope and confirmation bias

>>42784613
I hate her

>>42782964 (OP)
>Eh, good enough

>>42785809
>>42786945
>irl stallions are androgynous prettyboys
That checks out.

>>42786479
King Sombra

>>42787055
Either that are the mares all have manface.

>>42787061
unless you live in the third world most male horses are gelded and they still look the same. in light of that the femcolt stallion theory makes more sense

>>42782964 (OP)
Still bang rainbow dash

Horsepussy is horsepussy

>>42787195
>he says while posting a barbie

>>42787196
I'm a barbie irl

>>42787195
..Well it was a nice thread while it lasted.

>>42787196
barbies are canon, unlike the op

>>42783347
>FUCK AHH I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU'RE A WHORE RARITY AIEEEEEEEEEE

>>42787196
Those humanoids are equine-derived, not primate-derived. They have horsepussies.

>>42785630
just like you!

>>42787248
No hooves no service, interloper.

>>42786422
that's not true. I can quit any time I swear

>>42787059
If you get to be Sombra, can I be a servant mare who helps get the other mares ready for fucking and cleans them up when you're done with them?

>>42783301
>>42782964 (OP)
The Wild Mares thread is down the hallway

>>42787248
Horsepussy on human is so underrated and rare.

>>42787987
Gross

>>42782964 (OP)
Realize I won at life

>>42788200
>He doesn't want to lick a stallion's excessive load out of a shuddering mare's winking pussy
Do you even like ponies, bro?

>>42788194
Because is fucking bullshit. Why would you stick a beautiful horse pussy in a human? It doesn't look good. Mare pussy is for mares.

>>42788194
I have never seen it. I don't believe it exists.

>>42788526
It does exist. There's a picture of human Sunset Shimmer with horsepussy.

>>42788695
I've found them now. I'm a bit disappointed that none of them look good.

>>42788695
>>42788194
>>42788517
yeah hussy on human is not it. Horse pussy looks good because it's anatomically correct, it's the right shape for what it has to do; human pussy is the right shape for what it has to do on a human. Horse legs are at a 90 degree angle to their hips, compared to human legs and human hips - on a human, the thighs help protect the vagina and keep the vulva closed, but on a horse, it's not in between the legs and so needs a puffy shape to compensate. The puffy shape doesn't work when it's in between the thighs.

>>42788715
That's why it's hot. On a human body, a horse pussy is a massive obscene thing. It doesn't fit, but horse magic means they get one anyways.

>>42783347
Kek

>>42788715
what if you also replace the human legs, torso, arms, head, neck, personality etc with the mare equivalent? I think it would look great then

>>42789847
No, keep the human personality. I'm an abusechad.

>>42788715
Why God designed mares with sich appealing attributes? Why the puffy ponut? Other mammals with the same characteristics of horses doesn't have such a thing...

>>42788715
>so needs a puffy shape to compensate
sheep and cows are also on all fours, but their genitals are disgusting while a mare's one are amazing
God made mares sexy for men to enjoy

>>42789871
so you like to get abused by shrill harpies in pony shape? to each their own I guess

necrohorse

>>42784613
why is this POV so powerful?

>>42791401
cause you're ugly

>>42782964 (OP)
Lusitano and Andalusian breeds are sexy.

>>42784266
It's supposed to be a reference to this screen capture, that's why there's no Belle.