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Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630

blueblood

>>42784603
damn she hit the avatar state from that

>>42784591
Blueblood is the kind of guy to invite everypony to his birthday only to make them watch him play with the toys

>>42784618
honestly I feel like he's got room for interpretation. rarity was being a bit retarded in that episode, you gotta imagine that it's not that rare for ponies to try and chase him purely for his status or wealth. it's been a while since I watched that episode though.

>>42784578 (OP)
pedo artist btw

>>42784700
Name?

>>42784708
Noi

>>42784715
I didn't know Noi was a pedo artist in the show, she's just a cute filly. It's always the one you least expect.

>>42784678
Yeah I think he's actually competent and just pissed off at all the golddigging ho's, but he makes a good villain too.

>>42784746
She draws herself getting lewded by hoomins.

>>42784748
ye thats a fair take

>>42784678
I'll have to find it again, but I read a fic where Blueblood was secretly autistic. As in, crippling levels of autism. He and Anon bonded a little bit because of it, which gave moments where the two spoke heart to heart in the gardens. I thought it was a very clever idea, giving reason for his behavior like that. Simply put, he's just incredibly inexperienced in knowing how to talk to others properly, even if he's learned to master how to talk like the nobles do.

>>42785050
that is definitely a unique take for sure

>>42785050
Are you talking about How many friends have you made today?

>>42784756
>>>/trash/

>>42785072
Yes! I wish he finished that series...

Breadmare in honor of new bread

>>42785341
On the subject of unfinished stories, I wish A Twilight Landing ever got finished. Was the first FiM story I ever read, basically Twilight from a very kinder Equestria gets stuck in the real world.

>>42785868
do you have a link? i searched for it and got a eqg story under the same name

>>42786094
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/84406/a-twilight-landing

>>42785341
Same. Many a series never got an ending. Which is sad.

>>42786270
Witches sad? They should try hugging foals.

>>42786446
-dyx having access to this many fillies shouldn't be possible.

>>42784578 (OP)
Why does horse have dimples of Venus?

Pweb

>>42785868
Do you know any other stories like this? I only know two:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/564982/sword-logic
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/387999/severed

The second one, in particular, isn't about the human world, but it implies that Equestria is a very kinder and sheltered place.

>>42787261
my house would be overflowing with ponies

>>42787261
>Don't get in a pony's wagon, even if they say they have candy
>They never have enough for the whole town

>>42786890
Sorry, nothing off the top of my head rn

>>42788346
Twiggy

>>42788632
Better a Twiggy than the whole Treelight we got in the finale

>>42788868
don't remind me of that

>>42789254
on god highly accurate, do you think kinderponies would make small toy parts edible to prevent the inevitable eating of said small toy parts?

>>42789887
What a weird pony
>>42789949
Corrupt ponyville police at it again fining ponies for bopping while bopping themselves
>>42790392
Definitely the chief inspector

>>42789949
>Booping fine
>Delivered via boop
>>42790392
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>Apple Bloom has ingested a lethal dose of caffeine
>But because she's too cute to die, she gets speedforce powers instead

>>42791201
SHE'S ARMED! RUN AWAY!

>>42790946
she will definitely be seeing into forever because of the coffee for sure

>>42790946
>>42791652
This is what really happened in The Hand That Takes.

>>42791656
God that video fucking DESTROYED me

>Something something Anonfilly big sister
>Something something suspiciously good at games
>Ponies in awe of her basic tactics
>Fluttershy gets scared at the mere mention of a pincer maneuver

>>42791974
LOL now that is a funny idea. basic military nerd anon gets isekai'd to kinderquestria as an anon filly and revolutionizes kinder warfare by introducing basic human military tactics to them. not even like a high end military nerd either but just says the most comically basic shit would be the funniest route.

>>42792264
>Anun-Tzu's Art of War
"Manage your supplies, you can't forage at this scale. Just doesn't work."
>"But Anon, Find the Snack is the best part of war!"
"No buts! We're forming a little red wagon corps and that's final!"

>>42792516
a hug from butters would be great rn its cold out tonight.

kinda odd how the board slowed down for a bit then kicked right back up.

>>42792622
fr it got down to 20 freedom units last night for me

>>42792863
Rip not that cold here yet but not too far off

>>42793138
I could go for a 10 pc nugget

pre bed