what musical skill would get you laid?

>>126714980 (OP)
She looks so bored

>>126714980 (OP)
i love seeing these guitar videos on mute because even without sound you can just see how fast the fingers are moving and immediately know it's shit
just some shreddy garbage that only nerds are impressed by

>>126714980 (OP)
Poobis in my ass
https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI
Piano unironically
Or Ocarina/Harp

>>126714980 (OP)
4 chord songs
Perform fuckin Yellow or some shit

>>126714980 (OP)
wonderwall

pinch harmonics
/thread

>>126714980 (OP)
blues harmonica

>>126714980 (OP)
Dj-ing

>>126714980 (OP)
The one that makes you money

>or actually good at singing

>>126714980 (OP)
Having a great voice. Being able to accompany yourself with a guitar, bass or piano is a small plus but being able to sing is far and away your best bet. If you’re really, really hot you could probably get away with just being okay at singing.

>>126715068
Ain’t nobody getting any ass from playing an ocarina. I own 7 or 8 of them and have learned some really difficult pieces on them, but the only people that care are dudes and they only care when you play Zelda/vidya music.

Piano is kind of like guitar. If you can play an alternating lh root rh chord with a decent groove people will think you’re amazing but anything interesting will bore most people. Playing something like the Chopin E minor prelude or Eb nocturne with a sickeningly sweet rubato might make some Nightmare Before Christmas-ass broad swoon.

singing
btw you can't work on a good singing voice, you either have it or you don't, so give up

>>126714980 (OP)
banging a BBC on a steinway

>>126714980 (OP)
Why does he looks like a background party character from a early 2000s movie

>>126714980 (OP)
singing

I never understood why /mu of all places doesn't allow webms with sound.

>>126714980 (OP)
>that WEBM file name

LMAO

>>126714980 (OP)
>super strat style guitar
>fingers barely moving outside scale patterns
>probably playing to a backing track because everything he's playing is just shreddy garbage
god you don't even need sound to tell that this guy is about to play the worst fucking thing you've ever heard in your entire life

>>126714980 (OP)
Nothing

>>126716140
lol thiss

Playing something that's actually appealing instead of showing off how fast you can move your fingers. Doesn't even have to be a lame 4 chord song, like just play Layla or some shit

>>126714980 (OP)

For guitar it's probably being able to play nice, full arrangements, though the real answer is >>126716439

>>126714980 (OP)
>go camping
>some faggot brings a geetar and everyone sits around for 3 hours licking his balls
ebin

>not as obnoxious as a trumpet
>not as huge as a guitar
>doesn't need the skills of a violin

>>126714980 (OP)
idk why it would. Maybe it's just a female thing, but if I seen a girl playing an instrument well it wouldn't increase my want to fuck her anymore than what I already wanted to. If anything it would detract from it since now I have someone to compete with musically.

>>126714980 (OP)
rhythm and dynamics at whatever you're doing i'd think, that's what communicates the sex
maybe with some solo classical arrangements or whatever

>>126714980 (OP)
>what musical skill would get you laid?
making money from it

>>126718682
Yes women aren't as shallow and gross as men, we all know that.

to paraphrase pic rel
>you play a guitar for your beloved
>if she leaves you, play cello for your friends
>but if she left you for one of your friends, play the organ for God

shit like this is why it took me so long to get into "shredding". It probably sounded like shit