Thread 126722597

ITT musicians who are in the closet

>>126722597 (OP)
stop projecting OP. DLR was one of the most heterosexual men in existence.

he's so straight he fucks dudes in the ass to show them who's boss

>>126722629
t. Sammy Hagar

I think they'd make a cute couple.

>>126722597 (OP)
he looks cute ngl

Memes-aside, people on the Metal Sludge Forums who live in LA were saying that Roth's been openly living as a bisexual man since the early 2000s

>>126723941
that's not a surprise
is she top or bottom though?

>>126723941
read a blind item once that said he fucked henry rollins who is also super gay and in the closet. mr. "im just living without a gf for years and years and act like thats normal"

>>126723941
Ah yes. The metal sludge forum. Where i get all of my news.

>>126724173
DLR is hairy as a gorilla and has a huge cock, but is also fairly short and femmy, so I imagine he leans vers.

>>126722597 (OP)
Imagine the countless truckstop gloryholes.

David "pee" roth problaby drinks pee lmao

>>126727253

Amazingly, only one of these men is a confirmed bachelor.

>>126727253
*TFW you remember your life in the times before you'd had one dick too many*

i had the "privileged" of seeing extreme in concert while bouncing at a local club. Holy shit this dude is a flamer. Cringiest stage presence ever.
His wiki says he's "very private about his personal life"

Imagine the moral failures.

DLR was a cutie in his hey day.

>>126722597 (OP)
Statistically, this dude almost certainly fucked your mom

>>126722597 (OP)
I dont think he was faking his love of women

"I had so many options when it came to women for 20 years, being in a popular band [Roth is the singer of hard rock band Van Halen]. I slept with every pretty girl with two legs in her pants. I even slept with an amputee. Having rounded those bases, I value a woman who gives you room for flexibility and I love women who are clear thinkers.

I have had four great loves in my life, but have never been married or even come close. Those women are now all married and we're still good friends. I won't name anybody as they all have spouses and private lives, but the lines on my forehead are named after them.

I live in Tokyo and hang out with a girl half my age and it's no longer a legal issue [laughs]. It was not an impulsive move to come here. We are in love and my girlfriend is Japanese. As far as getting married now, I still don't think it's for me. I have issues, which stem from my past. I am a wanderer; I was sent to my first shrink when I was six because my parents thought I had autism. They were wrong. The Roth side of the family always settled down later in life."

>>126724191
Henry rollins doesn't need to have a gf
He's autistic

>>126727316
Get the funk out!!!

>>126730757
little known fact, but that song was about bacterial vaginosis

>>126724191
yeah that story has been around for years, I remember a fag I worked with back in the day first telling me it was common knowledge in LA, fags will tell you everyone is gay though so believe what you want

>>126731713
What about Henry’s “roommate” getting shot to death? Always wondered if it was a domestic row that got violent and Rollins blamed fake black guys for his own handiwork

>>126731539
He can’t be gay then

>>126731539
@grok is this true

>>126731792

This is ridiculous. Joe Cole was shot in the face at close range outside their apartment. Rollins was detained for questioning immediately after the robbery. If it had been a domestic dispute, it would've been inside, at intermediate range, and he would never have been able to spend an entire day in police custody without giving something away.

>>126731920
Rick Rubin organized the hit. You do not know the rules of this game.

>>126730619
sexo

>>126731920
Hi Henry, didn’t know (you) lurked

>>126730619
>the lines on my forehead are named after them
kek

>>126722597 (OP)
He would've died from AIDS a long time ago if he was gay.

>>126730619
>my parents thought I had autism. They were wrong
Are you sure about that Dave?