I've been offered a Lana Del Rey ticket - /mu/ (#126733179) [Archived: 1323 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:30:32 PM No.126733179
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I don't know man paying all these rich people for music. I can play music. I could keep the £300 for myself.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:33:47 PM No.126733219
Is she going to buy me anything nice? No she's not, she just wants me to keep funding her narcissism.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:36:21 PM No.126733244
>>126733179 (OP)
It's not about the music, it's about worshipping her as an idol. Unironically.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:05:19 PM No.126733542
I remember the twin towers, I've not been there since they demolished them.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:22:12 PM No.126733668
I don't think I've ever gotten on well for long with a chick that loves Lana. Why are chicks with bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, and narcissism so attracted to her music? They're all easy to sleep with but never worth dating, dramatic and fickle. I should just use their opinion on her as a litmus test before I bother
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:26:21 PM No.126733695
she had 5 great albums (minus those two rap tracks we don't talk about) but ever since she dropped the Lana del Rey persona and just became a famus person singing songs, she's a bore.
Her terrible and cringe Coachcella set from a couple years ago was the final nail in the coffin.

Still cherish those early albums tho.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:29:05 PM No.126733717
>>126733179 (OP)
Needs to get fat again.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:48:14 PM No.126733877
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I just feel like I'm being used :/
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:00:29 AM No.126734429
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Think of the environmental impact.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:15:07 AM No.126734522
>>126734429

Coral reefs are helped by the cooling of the earth provided by contrails. We need more jet travel to save the reefs, Greta!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:54:38 AM No.126736476
>>126733179 (OP)
>£300
Crazy how that's just considered normal prices now. fucking hell
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:02:42 AM No.126736542
>>126733179 (OP)
Love the porn aesthetic of the tour poster.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:29:57 AM No.126736710
>>126736542
Oh does it look like that?? Hm
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:35:57 AM No.126736745
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>>126736710
Yeah it looks like she's about to spread her legs and then spread her wet and dripping hot snatch for us ready for hard cocks cumming all over her a cum addicted cockslut show us your tits darling I'm hard already ass ready for hard anal action long legs licking the cum off my cock ass and pussy full of hot cum leaking out of her moaning and screaming for more gangbang desi pussy shaved anus and cunt solo dildo action
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:38:51 AM No.126736771
>>126736476
It's £170 for a good central standing ticket. But then train fare, beer and all the rest ... easy get through another £100 odd.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:40:06 AM No.126736780
>>126736745
I didn't get that at all. I just thought 'Stroppy rock star on steps'.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:41:56 AM No.126736791
>Lana is selling out stadiums

what time-line are we in?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:44:40 AM No.126736815
>>126736791
It's not sold out it's a marketing ploy. They're saying it's sold out but you're special and are getting a last chance. It's not sold out. Still, it's good going considering. She was halfway down the bill not that long ago.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:46:36 AM No.126736830
>>126733717
Based. My thick queen made it a Waffle Home that day
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:55:19 AM No.126736884
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>>126736815
yeah there's still tons of seats available. Pretty embarrassing amount actually for a show that's 3 weeks away.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:58:45 AM No.126736905
>>126736884
She did well. She'll be pleased on pay day I bet. She was always considered niche.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:00:12 AM No.126736916
>>126733668
where do I find one of these chicks that loves lana?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:00:29 AM No.126736920
I've been to rap gigs in London and they close half the venue because they can't get anywhere near capacity. I wonder if it will be a bit like that on the day? Still, it's not a bad thing really. Room to breath. Or maybe she will sell it out? I don't know.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:01:30 AM No.126736923
>>126736916
If only there was some sort of Lana event or something ...
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:07:37 AM No.126736977
>>126736905
Go to bed Lana. Should've book arenas instead.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:19:04 AM No.126737409
>>126733179 (OP)
nice legs, what time do they open?