>I first saw Miles Davis performing in a club in San Francisco in 1962. After the set was done I walked up to him and introduced myself. He refused to say anything and just turned his back to me.
>But in 1962 you hadn't yet recorded anything.
>That doesn't matter. He had his chance.

>>126765949 (OP)
>fart noise
>”always eat your vegetables”
>shitty guitar wank solo

Frank Zappa was shallow and pedantic and a hack and an actuall CIA glowie

>>126765949 (OP)
Based Miles scoping out white ass-kissers.

>shitty classical music
>bunch of fart sounds
>"women are whores"
>15 minute guitar solo

Sneed

I'm still fascinated over the fact that Zappa still filters people just because his lyrics are goofy

Just Another Band From L.A. [Bizarre, 1972]
You said it, Frank. I didn't. C

>>126765949 (OP)
Based Frank

>>126765979
that sounds based

>>126765979
>>126766053
he's right you know

>>126766432
people dont actually care about music, they care about looking cool and fashionable, which is why goofy words make them seethe like retards. zappa would be happy knowing his lyrics could mindfuck so many posers

>>126771303
trvke

>>126766432
I don’t mind silly lyrics, it’s the hamfisted social commentary lyrics of his that are the worst.

>>126766432
Truly boggles the mind.

>>126765949 (OP)
Good it costs nothing to be polite

>Introductory guitar chords and jazz orchestra noises
>The Government are bad or something
>12 minute guitar solo
>Also BDSM Kinky sex
Holy kino!

Grizzled Porno Voice:"Well well well......looks like we got an...."impostor" on our hands."

>*Bizzarely slow paced and laid back hyperpop starts playing with Kenny g sax over it*

If I can only listen to one Zappa (not Mothers) album in my life, which one?

>>126774706
it's gotta be joe's garage

*dons toilet seat necklace*
>MY WELL-IRONED NOSEHAIRS ARE FREEZING MY CAR
>I GOT ANTELOPE KNEES IN MY SOUL
>THE REPUBLICANS ARE EASIN' THE FUNDS TO THIS STAR
>CAUSE THEY GOTS-A-DA POOPY BUTTHOLE!
*uses guitar headstock to play 8 minute xyolophone solo*
*uses xylophone mallet to play 8 minute guitar solo*
>NOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN TAXES THE REPUBLICANS MAKE ME PAY
*opens spork factory*
*becomes sporklift certified*
>BUT THOSE OLD CROOKS THEY JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STEAL
*hires 2 more black guys into the band mid-performance*
>THEIR DAUGHTERS BLOW MY FARTHORN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY
*prostate becomes tumorous*
>FOR THIS COWBOY THAT'S A MIGHTY GRAND OLD DEAL!
*jumps up on xylophone*
*turns around and spreads ass*
*shoots diarrhea onto the audience while the band plays pomp and circumstance on kazoos*

>>126775139
3 hours in it looks like we have a consensus. joe's garage it is.

>>126765949 (OP)
How far this board has fallen. From patrician to poptimist. God nuke the earth

>>126765949 (OP)
Kill all arrogant niggers

>>126765949 (OP)
Still a nigger

>>126776237
the board has been overrun by poptimist cancer to the point where even if we had a thread about Miles's heyday in the 50s-60s anon would rather discuss shitty Mitch Miller pop hits than Kind of Blue

>>126765949 (OP)
Based Miles

>>126776274
>the 50s-60s anon
He's the only guy here who knows what he's talking about.

>>126776274
>Kind of Blue
>not milestones, porgy and bess, sketches of spain
:\

>>126776157
As a Zappa fan, that one never really clicked with me. You may really like it though. Any of his albums between 1966 and 1979 are worth checking out. I don't come to /mu/ much so I don't understand why people on here hate him as much as they do, but if his material ends up clicking with you then you've got a whole lot of great stuff to discover! His live recordings are where his band really gets to shine and Zappa in New York is a great starting place for that stuff.

>>126766432
All Zappa threads are posted by Dweezil. Pretty fucking bad that a 50-something y/o nobody with a famous dad would spend his off time posting here.

>>126765949 (OP)
Based Zappa.

>>126776581
Thanks. I'm a Beefheart guy who never heard much Frank (other than the Mothers) but I've heard good things about Uncle Meat.

Hardcore Zappaheads probably hate it but Valley Girl is pretty wild (I mean the instrumental track mostly) for a top 40 hit. Dr. Demento used to play some of his tunes on his radio show too.

>>126765985
>an actuall CIA glowie
Everyone who has parents who worked in the military isn't a glowie.

>>126776421
Anon meant as a general term for posters. Probably should have said anons and the intent was not to mean this specific imaginary anon who posts rants about Mitch Miller pop hits that some people think is a real guy.

>>126774706
Apostophre (')

>>126777176
Fine. But there's an actual anon here who writes long posts about Rosemary Clooney and other pre-Elvis pop acts. He's a diamond in the rough.

>>126776274
yeah /mu/ is dead at this point we'd have a more in-depth thread about the McGuire Sisters than we would Oscar Peterson

>>126777300
>But there's an actual anon here who writes long posts about Rosemary Clooney and

Bit of a shame that she wanted to be a serious jazz singer and was flogged into singing Mitch Miller slop even if she did later get to do the kind of music she actually wanted to be doing.

>>126777300
The other day when we had the /mu/ in 1973 thread one anon (maybe it was that guy but maybe not) made a cheeky post about some shitty late career Teresa Brewer album from the 70s that nobody bought and this poster was "oh fuck you for even bringing her up just just fuck you." Well we kind of turned it back on him in an entertaining manner but you'd have to read the thread in the archive not spoon-feeding anyone about it.

>>126777364
She even had her own Brian Wilson episode with drug use and being insane for a couple years.

Zappa should have quit once the the 70s were over, by the Reagan years he was getting ever more cringy.

>>126777491
I bet in the 50s someone must have asked that question about the Four Lads.

>>126777481
Was it the fact that he was in his 40s and still making pee pee and poo poo jokes?

>>126771303
but only the the fattest baldest smelliest normies listen to Zappa. like actually put it on unironically.

>>126777481
his 80s stuff is cool too but its mostly for hardcore zappaheads

>>126766432
>last name is Zappa
>lyrics are stupid
>looks like he should be wearing overalls and smashing a watermelon with a mallet instead of making music
Gee, I wonder why people don't like him

>>126775664
Fucking kek

>>126777812
>>looks like he should be wearing overalls
implying wearing overralls disqualifies you from making music