Jim mogs everyone so hard to this day their only cope is calling him a CIA industry plant
>inb4 Axl Rose
hairmogged by Morrison
>inb4 Robert Plant
mogged in every way by Morrison
>>126811215Bowie was a faggot with a gayface weak effeminate jaw
>Morrisseylmao
I had this dream about Jim Morrison where it was sort of like a movie but he was one of my group of friends who'd died and he was some kind of scientist who owned this huge faciltiy now abonded which me and some other friends were visiting. It was a bit like From Beyond. He'd triggered the coming of these hostile photonic demonic particles into our Universe or into that faciility at least. They were all floating around us but we couldn't detect each other.However I was about to sing "Come on baby light my fire" in honour of Jim but the exact sound of those words, the exact vibrations of the sound of those words would cause you to become 'visible' to these demon particle things and it...wouldn't be good if they could detect. What they'd do exactly I don't know but they'd destroy you in ways that would be scientifically hard to describe and you'd possibly turn into a deadite like creature maybe.
>>126811166 (OP)I think Lou reed was pretty sexy
>>126812032this. elvis attracted all the conservative types and older people, jimbo attracted the younger counter culture folks.
also both were loners without gfs in school.
>>126811166 (OP)It’s Cobain and I fucking hate Nirvana
>>126811166 (OP)Alright but you're making the Doors sound like a teenybopper band for little blushing girls
>>126812818>also both were loners without gfs in schoolwow, they're literally me
>>126813075That's right they were a CIA band for corrupting the youth and don't you forget it!
>>126811166 (OP)would cum on his face so hard if we were alive at the same time
I do kinda want a fuller hair like his though. Very jelly.
>>126813501Powerfful shower heads help but I think it's just genetics
>>126811166 (OP)Did people really see Robert Plant as a sex symbol, he’s easily the least attractive looking led zep member
>>126811166 (OP)when Jim Morrison joined the doors, he weighed 120 pounds and was a homosexual fuck toy a jew he went to university with in exchange for a place to live and cheap food.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Morrison#1964%E2%80%931965:_College_experience_in_Los_Angeles
>In the middle of 1965, after graduating with a bachelor's degree from the UCLA film school, Morrison led a bohemian lifestyle in Venice Beach. Living on the rooftop of a building inhabited by his UCLA classmate, Dennis Jakob, he wrote the lyrics of many of the early songs the Doors would later perform live and record on albums, such as "Moonlight Drive" and "Hello, I Love You". According to fellow UCLA student Ray Manzarek, he lived on canned beans and LSD for several months.[40]picrel was taken at the same photo session has his famous 'young lion' photo right when the Doors first broke
>>126812818>also both were loners without gfs in school.thats not true, Jim's first and only true love was Mary Werbelow
>>126813816he was alcoholic first and foremost, he only dabbled in LSD for half a year
apparently he'd been drinking since 12-13 yo
>>126811166 (OP)Why is wearing an embroidered shirt
I think Eric Clapton looked like a cute boy in the 60s, looked ugly in the 70s, then became a sexy man that looked good with a beard in the 80s
>>126813983i started drinking at that age and ended up a fat fuck like him too kek
>>126811166 (OP)Is this even up for debate? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJk0HW_hJw
Bruce Springsteen is the best looking rockstar according to huge homo faggot and friend of /mu/, Bret Easton Ellis.
what about sebastian bach and chet baker?
>>126811166 (OP)things Morrison was good at
>eating chicken >taking drugs>being fat>drinking>dyingthings Morrison was not so good at
>singing>staying aliveIt's lucky he was good looking or The Doors would've been forgotten years ago
>>126811166 (OP)>Jim mogs everyone so hard to this day their only cope is calling him a CIA industry plantA lot of copes on this board is from either ugly anons or poorfags.
>>126817555>>eating chickenthats bono from u2, you dickwad
>>126811166 (OP)what a shame his music sucks
>>126817835Obviously your opinion doesn't matter. A lot of people still [regularly] listen 50 years later.
>>126818190He was a better artist but to call him better looking than Jimbo is ridiculous
>>126818354Twink death is helluva drug
>>126812818yeah, i bought the joan didion (famous writer who did a piece on the doors) analysis that jim had a fat kid/rejected by women psyche even after he lost weight and became sex symbol, but turns out he did have the local hot chick as his longtime girlfriend when he was kinda overweight in his late teens/early 20's.
>>126813971>>126820272he met mary when he was 19 iirc, she was his first girlfriend. they met on a beach and jim played some stick game with her.
>"He was a Dionysian god of fertility, wildness and abandon. He had a beautiful body - long, lean, catlike and he moved like a panther in heat."
>"There was a lot of nudity in Venice in those days. Jim wasn't shy about his body. Nor should he have been - he was hung like a horse."
>"He was raw sex onstage. The girls wanted him. The guys wanted to be him-or maybe even wanted him too, though they'd never admit it."
>"Sometimes I thought, 'Is this holy or is this blasphemy?' But then I'd look at Jim, and I'd think- no, this is sacred. This is the primal force of life. This is what Christ was talking about, in his own way."
>"I loved Jim. I loved him as a friend, as a poet, as a shaman, as a man. I might not have said it then - but it's true."
>>126820650>Nor should he have been - he was hung like a horse.Lmao did Manzarek really write that?
>>126811230>effeminateso he got more puss than caveman looking dudes?
>>126822139twinks don't get puss, at most they get TOPPED by a 40 year old bear they met on Grindr
also
>JBZDwypierdalaj
>>126822139this is probably true. in a vacuum, females are probably most attracted to more feminine looking guys.
but irw, he-men can beat up the twinks and embarrass them and win over the fickle female in the end.
or at least that's been my observations.
>>126822676>he-men can beat up the twinks and embarrass them and win over the fickle female in the end.No, they'd side with the twink if he was cute and accuse he-man of toxic masculinity.
>>126812032Jim brutally mogged Elvis
>>126825611I love Jim, but you're delusional. Nobody mogs prime Elvis, I'm sure females would agree with me.
>>126825611Dude you're talking about the fucking King. Cope, holy shit
