Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:25:19 AM No.126826649
this dude sums up everything disliked about country in the last 30 years. also zoomers don't remember how horribly overplayed "Please Remember Me" was in the early 00s.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:26:55 AM No.126826665
>>126826649 (OP)
Him and Garth Brooks are the epitome of "Slop Country" that really started to take off during the Bush and GWOT years
Him and Garth Brooks are the epitome of "Slop Country" that really started to take off during the Bush and GWOT years
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:33:26 AM No.126826703
Please Remember Me isn't even country it's bad pop with a country twang. It sounds like he's singing over a purloined Mariah Carey backing track.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:36:33 AM No.126826734
>>126826649 (OP)
Don't Take the Girl isn't bad. He was a decent actor in Friday Night Lights too. Played a damn good drunk abusive dad.
Don't Take the Girl isn't bad. He was a decent actor in Friday Night Lights too. Played a damn good drunk abusive dad.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:39:43 AM No.126826762
>>126826649 (OP)
People complain about “modern country” then bring up Tim McGraw like it’s still 2001.
People complain about “modern country” then bring up Tim McGraw like it’s still 2001.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:40:42 AM No.126826773
Lonestar's Amazed is another one I never need to hear again.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:42:09 AM No.126826784
>>126826773
Amazed sucks. Everything's Changed goes hard as fuck though.
Amazed sucks. Everything's Changed goes hard as fuck though.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:42:16 AM No.126826787
Not a Moment Too Soon [Curb, 1994]
McGraw draws his phony drawl so tight he sounds like a singing penis--one of those guys who can make his prepuce mime the Pledge of Allegiance when his boner is right. He got interested in country when he heard about farmer's daughters, and learned everything he knows about Choctaws and Chippewas from Chief Nokahoma. Still hasn't outearned his daddy, though. C+
McGraw draws his phony drawl so tight he sounds like a singing penis--one of those guys who can make his prepuce mime the Pledge of Allegiance when his boner is right. He got interested in country when he heard about farmer's daughters, and learned everything he knows about Choctaws and Chippewas from Chief Nokahoma. Still hasn't outearned his daddy, though. C+
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:43:38 AM No.126826796
>>126826787
he trolled Christgau good. not on this album but on Tim McGraw and the Dancehall Doctors.
he trolled Christgau good. not on this album but on Tim McGraw and the Dancehall Doctors.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:45:40 AM No.126826811
>>126826649 (OP)
>also zoomers don't remember how horribly overplayed "Please Remember Me" was in the early 00s.
That song gives me PTSD flashbacks.
>also zoomers don't remember how horribly overplayed "Please Remember Me" was in the early 00s.
That song gives me PTSD flashbacks.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:47:38 AM No.126826817
>>126826649 (OP)
And then there's his old lady. Errrgh...
And then there's his old lady. Errrgh...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:08:45 AM No.126826936
>>126826829
Timoteo DeGrave...
Timoteo DeGrave...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:03:07 AM No.126827879
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:00:16 AM No.126828139
>>126826649 (OP)
This is who teenage Taylor Swift had wet dreams about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkD20ajVxnY
This is who teenage Taylor Swift had wet dreams about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkD20ajVxnY
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:12:33 PM No.126829754
George Strait is the guy who created that stereotype country intonation everyone uses since the 80s whereas in the old days every singer sounded unique.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:17:35 PM No.126829788
>>126828139
hey now, Swift could never keep a song on the charts longer than a few months while "Please Remember Me" and "Amazed" were spammed for about 4 years
hey now, Swift could never keep a song on the charts longer than a few months while "Please Remember Me" and "Amazed" were spammed for about 4 years
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:22:17 PM No.126829814
>>126826773
IT'S A CARROT TOP WHO CAN BARELY WALK
IT'S A CARROT TOP WHO CAN BARELY WALK