You know, I’ve been hearing a lot — a lot — about this guy, Josh Homme. Big guy. Huge. Tall, red hair, built like a linebacker, straight out of central casting, folks. If you were making a movie called ‘Guitar Guy Who's Seen Some Stuff in the Desert’, this is the guy you want. Believe me. Tremendous presence. Very strong.

They tell me he plays something called stoner rock. You ever heard of this? Stoner rock. They call it that because it’s very slow, very heavy, kind of smoky… I don't smoke, but I know smoke when I hear it, okay? And it comes from a place called Palm Desert, which is beautiful. Hot, very hot — I always loved the desert, great place, great sand. People underestimate the sand. And this guy, Josh, he made music with the sand. Can you believe it? They go out there with a generator, out in the middle of nowhere, plug in the guitars — no permits, by the way, very illegal probably — and they just start playing. It's incredible.

He plays what they call stoner rock. Very heavy. Very slow. Some people say too slow — I say, no. It’s confident. It takes its time, like me. And his first band — get this — was called Kyuss. That’s K-Y-U-S-S. Weird name. But great music. He had a song called Green Machine. Very loud. Very green. I love green. It’s the color of my golf courses — some of the best anywhere in the world, by the way. It’s the color of money, the color of fairways, and it’s the color of success. Josh has made a lot of money with that one — not as much as me, of course — but a lot. He’s done very well.

His first band was Kyuss. K-Y-U-S-S. Strange spelling. But very powerful. Not a lot of singing, lots of noise. Great noise. Some people say too much noise — I disagree. I say, the more noise, the better, especially when you're trying to win. They had a song called ‘Green Machine’. I like green. Money is green.

He got Dave Grohl to play drums — very sweaty man, very talented. You don’t get Grohl unless you're serious. I could get Grohl. We’ve talked. Maybe not about drums, but we’ve talked.”

Hes a fighter this guy, you can tell. and im a fighter too.…And honestly, if I were to write music — and I could, by the way, I have a fantastic ear, people tell me that all the time — it would be a lot like Josh’s. Tough, powerful, a little mysterious. Maybe not as many pedals, okay? I like clean signal. I’d write it very quickly. People don’t know this, but I’m extremely musical. I was going to learn guitar once — we had one in the penthouse, beautiful, gold strings — but I was too busy winning.

We’d probably get on each other's toes a little, to be honest. He’s a fighter, I can tell. But I’m a fighter too. Big egos, big ideas. You put the two of us in a studio? Something happens. Sparks fly. Might be a hit, might be a lawsuit. Who knows?

But I respect him. I do. We think differently, but we’re winners. And at the end of the day, the world needs more winners — and more riffs. And Josh Homme, folks? Very riffy guy.

Some people — and I don’t agree with them — they say Metallica. They say Megadeth. And look, they’ve done fine. But I say… Queens of the Stone Age. Much nicer sounding, isn’t it folks? Flows better. Cleaner. Metallica — very angry. Lot of yelling. Lot of distortion. What’s with the long hair? They look like they’re in a shampoo commercial.

I like classy. I like clean. Josh is a clean guy. Sharp. Some would say handsome. Can I say that, folks? Is Josh a handsome guy? He’s got that edge to him. A little danger. But the ladies love it. He’s a bit like Elvis — a Ginger Elvis. You ever hear of that? The hips, the swagger, but in the desert. And the guys love him too. Everybody loves him. Just like me. Everybody. I do very well with women. I always have. Josh does too. We’re very similar, me and Josh. Lot of fans. Big crowds. Strong stage presence.

>>126863924 (OP)
Not enough rambling off topic. I'd imagine him veering into talking about Iran when bringing up the desert.

>>126863937
But Megadeth, Metallica, it's angry stuff folks — I mean come on. Who wants to sing about death all the time? ‘Death, death, death!’ It’s too much. The world’s already angry enough. Believe me, I know. And I know death. I’ve dealt with it. I’ve seen things. Horrible things. I’ve seen things these musicians could never handle. They write a little song about war — I ended wars.

You know who loves death? Iran. Very angry people. Very loud. Just like Megadeth. But worse. Much worse. Sand everywhere. But not good sand. Bad sand. The angriest sand you’ve ever seen. You go out there and it’s just dust and threats. Total chaos.

When I was president, we had them very quiet. No guitars, no generals, no nonsense. Silent desert. I told them, ‘Don’t mess with us. We have Queens of the Stone Age.’ I didn’t actually say that — but I could have. Because when you have strength, when you have vibe — people respect you. And Josh? He’s got that desert strength. He understands terrain. Just like our troops do. Just like I did. I always understood the terrain.

And you know what else, folks? He’s not just Queens of the Stone Age. A lot of people don’t know this — I know it, but most people don’t — Josh was in a band called Eagles of Death Metal. Great name. Incredible name. Eagles — that’s America. That’s patriotism. You ever see an eagle up close? Very intense. Very majestic. Just like Josh. Big wings, big sound. You know who doesn’t have eagles? Iran. You think they’ve got eagles? No way. Probably have vultures. Sad birds. Bad birds.”

Now some people hear ‘Death Metal’ and they get scared. They say, ‘Sir, isn’t that evil music?’ And I say no — not when Josh does it. Because Josh is the opposite of death. He’s life. He’s growth. He’s very pro-life, musically. You listen to his riffs and you feel stronger. More American. It’s like vitamins for your ears.

I call it freedom music. Nobody says that, but I say it. Freedom music. Josh doesn’t even know it yet. But he invented it. You listen to his guitars, and it’s like hearing a bald eagle land on a tank. Just incredible.

And he wrote a song — this is true — called Freedom Run. Great title. I remember it. From back when he was just a boy in Kyuss. Not yet a man… but soon to be a man. In the desert. Where he was free. Running through the canyons, playing guitar, not a care in the world — except maybe the Democrats. The liberal leftist loons. Chasing him down, trying to tax his amplifier. Disgraceful.

Now they want to take the desert too. Can you believe that? They want to cover it in solar panels. Have you heard about this? Desert — with solar power. Very weak. Very flat. No noise. I said no. We need generators. Diesel. Machines. Green machines, like the song. Fumes, smoke, real power. You can hear it. You can feel it. That’s energy. That’s clean energy — from diesel. And coal. But clean coal, folks. Very clean. The cleanest.

We’ve got the best chemists working on it. People don’t know this, but we do. And Josh? He’s sort of a chemist too, if you think about it. He mixes things. Sounds. Frequencies. Tones. Better living through chemistry — that’s what they say, right? I’ve always said that. In fact, I just came up with it right now, and it’s going to be our new slogan: Better Living for All Americans… Through Chemistry.

Because we can’t let Iran win. We just can’t. Not on oil. Not on riffs. Not on freedom. Not on chemistry. Not on anything.

And folks… Russia? Still on a bad trip. That’s what I say. Lot of bad history. Very old nation — maybe the oldest, some people say. But still tripping. Still in it. 50 million years. Fifty. Can you imagine that, folks? That’s a long trip. Not a fun one. Dark, cold, no riffs. And we’re trying — we’re trying to trip-sit them. America is trying to help. I said, ‘Let us guide you. Let us be your riff shaman.’ But they don’t listen. You can only do so much. Believe me — I’ve tried.

And I know trips, folks. I’ve had the best trips. Air Force One — that’s a trip. That’s the trip. No turbulence. Leather seats. Red button. You ever fly with a button that does anything you want? Josh, I want to invite you personally. Come on the plane. We’ll bring guitars, we’ll bring amps — tube amps, not the digital stuff. We’ll fly over the desert. Maybe play a show on the wing. We’ll make it happen for you, Josh. Don’t worry.

He’s won bigly. He’s got platinum records, sold-out tours, fans in every country. But do they put him in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? No. Total disgrace. But don’t worry, Josh — we’re looking into it. We’ve got our people on it. Very strong people. Smart people. The same people that told me I won the election, by the way. And we did win. Everybody knows it. They tried to take it from me, just like they’re trying to take rock and roll from you. But we don’t give up. We fight. Because it’s a nasty world out there, folks. A dirty, backstabbing world. Worse than show business — and that’s saying something. But the music industry? Worse. Believe me. I’ve dealt with them. Lawyers, agents, producers — snakes.

But Josh survived it. Thrived in it. And honestly? I could see him in government. Maybe not president — that’s my job — but vice president? Maybe. I don’t know. What do you folks think? He’s tall, he’s angry, he’s got big ideas and a good voice. That’s VP material right there. But no, seriously — he’s great. Really great. We’re going to get you that Hall of Fame, Josh. We’re working on it. Might have to build our own Hall of Fame if they won’t let you in.

So thank you very much, Josh. Thank you for the riffs. Thank you for the noise. And thank you for making America loud again.

>>126863937
its not rambling, its weaving

>>126863924 (OP)
imagine not making this into an AI video of a Trump press conference or desk talk.

>>126864056
MALA

And folks — we’ve got MAGA. We’ve got MAHA — Make America Hard Again, I said that, remember? But now? Now it’s time for something new. It’s time for MALA. That’s right — Make America LOUD Again. Loud like the guitars. Loud like the truth. Loud like freedom."

Loud like Kamala — she’s loud, folks, she really is. But we don’t like her loud, do we? No, no. Different kind of loud. Wrong kind of loud. Very annoying. But we’re talking Queens of the Stone Age loud. Desert loud. Freedom loud. That’s the right loud.

And look — Kamala? She’s loud. She’s very loud. But it’s the wrong kind of loud. Bad tone. No harmony. It’s like she’s trying to sing a national anthem she doesn’t believe in. You ever hear that? It’s like a siren — not the good kind. Not musical. Just noise."

“And Biden? Folks… he doesn’t even remember the words. Or the riffs. You ask him to play Green Machine, he’ll start talking about ice cream. Total disaster. No timing. No groove. You put that man on stage with Josh? You’d have to wheel him off before the first chorus.”

“That’s the difference. That’s MALA. We want real loud. Honest loud. Guitar loud. Desert loud. Not mumbling, not nagging, not whatever that sound Kamala makes is. We want tone. And Josh? Josh has tone you could land a jet on.

You know what I was thinking, folks? And I’m just saying this — I’m just saying — maybe we get Josh to do the National Anthem. How about it? Wouldn’t that be something? Josh Homme. Maybe a little guitar, some slow groove, big moment. You open the Super Bowl with that, and nobody kneels, believe me.

And maybe — just maybe — he rewrites it a little. Modernizes it. I’ve got some ideas. Some tweaks. Better chord changes. A breakdown, maybe a fuzz pedal. No lyrics change, of course — we gotta respect the anthem. Just like the flag. We love the flag.

But maybe we look into it. Maybe we commission it. Just a little Queens of the Stone Age version. Just for the strong ones. You know, the patriots. Could be very powerful.

Now look — you know I have a rule, folks. If you walk into the White House, you wear a suit. That’s the rule. It’s about respect. You don’t walk into the Oval Office in jeans and sneakers. It’s very disrespectful. Very low energy. Except Josh. Josh gets a pass.

He’s the only one. Why? Because the desert is his uniform. That’s how he fights. That’s how he wins. He walks in with the dust, the boots, the sunglasses — it’s commanding. It’s presence. I understand that. I respect that very much.

Zelensky? No suit. No uniform. Just a sweatshirt. Terrible look. Third-rate. No deal. You want support, you wear a tie. That’s the deal. And he’s a failed comedian. Couldn’t make it in show business. Understandably. Not like Josh and I. We’ve both done very well on screen. Very tough. But good on camera, folks. Very good.

And Josh — he’s made deals. Big deals. Record deals. Interscope. They love him. I know the people over there — great guys. Great label. Huge success. They signed him because he knows the business. That’s why I trust him with the Hall of Fame — which we’re looking into, by the way, very seriously — and the National Anthem. Josh understands the deal. That’s why he’s allowed in. No suit necessary.

That’s the thing, folks. Zelensky doesn’t understand rules. You know this — I know this. A great artist knows the rules… but breaks them anyway. That’s the trick. That’s where the magic happens. But first — you gotta know the rules. You gotta respect them. And not everyone can do that. Some people just don’t get it.

I get it. I know the rules. All the rules. Big, beautiful rules. The best rules. I love rules — that’s why I’m allowed to break them. Just like Josh. Josh Homme — he’s a great artist. He knows the rules. Every note, every scale, every chord. But then he shreds them. Tears them apart. Turns them into art. Turns them into tone. That’s the difference.

Zelensky? He doesn’t know the rules. Doesn’t even have any rules. No cards, no rules, no suit. Literally, no suit. Just cargo pants and confusion. That’s why he’s a failed comedian. He dressed like a girl dancing on a sketch show. No structure. No punchlines. Just yelling. Very sad.

You don’t just walk into the White House — my house — and try to break the rules without ever learning or respecting them first. That’s not how it works. That’s not the deal. And if you don’t know the deal, folks? No deal.

He breaks the rules… just like the illegal aliens break our rules. They break our rule of law. And I say — no more. We’re done with that. I’m tough on crime, folks. Tough on rules. We gotta bring back rules. Real ones. Strong ones. You break the rules, you go to jail. Simple as that.”

“But you gotta do it smart, folks. That’s what I always say. Break ’em — but don’t get caught. That’s the key. That’s the difference between winning and crying. You gotta be slick. Some people get caught — very sad. Very stupid.”

“Oh, you’re not supposed to say that, right? The media hates it when I tell the truth. But I’ve said it before — I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue right now and still be president. And you know what? I’d still win. By more.