Probably the dumbest death of a musician ever

Jaco Pastorius getting HEEMED is pretty dumb.

>>126881984 (OP)
the chicago guitarist that shot himself in the leg is worse probably.

>>126881984 (OP)
What about that dude that got electrocuted by his guitar

>>126882102
>Whaddaya think I'm gonna do, blow my brains out?

>>126882111
That's rad though

>>126882111
that's rock n roll as fuck

What about the Anal Cunt guitarist who fell off an escalator

>>126881984 (OP)
>Goes by the name "Balance"
>falls off balcony and dies

There's no reason you'd know this guy (unless we have some 50-something Hungarian ladies browsing), but he had a similar end to Terry Kath.
>Zámbó died on 2 January 2001, by a gunshot wound to the head. Budapest police said that he leaned out of a window and fired two shots from his 9 mm Beretta at a neighbor's rooster whose crowing was disturbing his sleep, in an effort to scare it away. Then, to show his wife that there were no more bullets in the gun, he removed the magazine, put it to his head and pulled the trigger. However, there was a bullet still in the chamber, which fired and struck him in the temple.

>>126882398
That reminded me of Johnny ace
>Johnny ace died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound while playing with a .32 caliber revolver during a break in a performance. It was initially reported as a game of Russian roulette, but accounts from witnesses, including his bass player, suggest Ace was simply playing with the gun, bragging that he knew which chamber was loaded. According to Mama thornton, Ace pointed the gun at his girlfriend and another woman who were sitting nearby but it did not fire. He then pointed the gun toward himself, bragging that he knew which chamber was loaded.Johnny Ace's last words were widely reported as, "I'll show you that it won't shoot," while holding the pistol to his head, moments before accidentally shooting himself.

>>126882398
That reminded me of Johnny ace
>Johnny ace died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound while playing with a .32 caliber revolver during a break in a performance. It was initially reported as a game of Russian roulette, but accounts from witnesses, including his bass player, suggest Ace was simply playing with the gun, bragging that he knew which chamber was loaded. According to Mama thornton, Ace pointed the gun at his girlfriend and another woman who were sitting nearby but it did not fire. He then pointed the gun toward himself.Johnny Ace's last words were widely reported as, "I'll show you that it won't shoot," while holding the pistol to his head, moments before accidentally shooting himself.

Oh, yeah, you go check in, guys, I'll just stay here in the van all night with this bag of cocaine... See you tomorrow! Hahah, yeah.

>>126882308
A death so stupid and fitting that Anal Cunt could have written a song about it
>Falling off an escalator is gay

>Lully died from gangrene, having struck his foot with his long conducting staff during a performance of his Te Deum to celebrate Louis XIV's recovery from surgery.[14] He refused to have his toe amputated.[15] This resulted in gangrene propagating through his body and ultimately infecting the greater part of his brain, causing his death. (Wikipedia)

>>126882095
he had a lot of troubles leading up to that, tho

>>126882398
The lesson? Be kind to birbs

>>126884704
based birb lover

>On 30 January 2021, at the age of 34, Sophie fell three floors from the rooftop of a building in Athens, Greece while attempting to take a picture of the full moon.

Tranny ack

>>126884590
Needs more words
>Making jokes on the internet about a guy who died falling off an escalator

>>126881984 (OP)
his mother raised him in a cult and his death was a cult ritual.

>HOLLEE mi toe hurts and mi whole body sick but mi nah go no white man doctor ina babylon an ting, Jah will save I and I ...ACK

>>126884625
This.

Or Scriabin dying from a pimple because of shaving.

Or this guy
>František Kočvara was a Czech violist, virtuoso double bassist and composer.
>His death was one of the first recorded instances of death by erotic asphyxiation.

>>126882398
You dumb fuck that's lewis capaldi he still makes music, maybe do some research next time before posting

The guy from Windir

>On January 14, 2004, Terje "Valfar" Bakken set out on foot to his family's cabin at Fagereggi, Norway. On January 17, his body was found at Reppastølen in the Sogndal valley. He died from hypothermia after being caught in sudden inclement weather en route. He was buried on January 27 at Stedje Church in Norway. In March 2004, Windir officially disbanded.

>>126885492
Kek

>>126885492
He specifically went to multiple white doctors, the last of which was based in Germany right before he died. The belief system specifically forbid amputation, he wasn't a Christian scientist it's more like jehovas witnesses.
Still fucking stupid he could've just asked the guy he worshipped what to do and the dude probably would've been like "cut that nasty toe off man what the fuck what bible did you read"

Nope, this is the most retarded one:
>plane full of drugs
>"aww hell nah them cops nigga what we gon do?"
>"I got an idea: I will swallow all of these unknowns pills so the cops won't find then!"
>overdoses and died

>>126887565
The list of dumb rapper deaths could fill a Melvillean tome.

>>126885676
don't exactly see how that's dumb. dumb for not checking the weather, sure, but buckley's is definitely dumber

>>126882308
>>126884590
>>126885455
he died from a seizure from years of heroin abuse

*blocks all of your paths*

>>126887696
I mean, a fucking boat ran over him. Sure, going skinny dipping at night in the middle of nowhere is a terrible idea, but, like, he could swim back, he was just unlucky.

>>126881984 (OP)
boy still KILLING it meanwhile you seethe
Cape Verde iTunes Top Songs
1. Jeff Buckley - Everybody Here Wants You

Sam Smith shot him…

>>126887725
Pretty sure Marvin Gaye shot by his tranny dad beats that.

nah, it’s Terry Kath

>>126881984 (OP)
Kurt Cobain killed himself because he had a sore tummy

>>126887707
>Former guitarist Josh Martin died on May 28, 2018, after accidentally falling off an escalator and hitting his head on a table at the Providence Place mall in Rhode Island.[18]

>>126887565
fucking idiot

>>126887992
First thing that came to my mind as well. Imagine being a rich 45-year-old music star living with your parents and getting killed by your live-in cross-dressing dad. It's insane how much dysfunction even successful blacks have. Malcolm X's wife got burned to death by her 14-year-old grandson.

>>126886793
>he could've just asked the guy he worshipped what to do
Rastafarianism is a whole Life of Brian IRL. It wouldn't have changed anything lmao

>>126888105
He had no stomach issues, that was just junkie lies. All junkies are like that: they lie to justify their addiction.

>>126887992
>>126888719
>named Gay
>cross-dresses
God really must have a sense of humor. You can`t make that shit up.

>>126881984 (OP)
Il Duce and GG were dumber than that

>>126888495
oh didn't even know kek. thought you guys were talking about seth. that's pretty funny that 2 of the members died in ways they'd have made fun of

>Heinrich Ignaz Franz von Biber died in a freak accident while testing a new invention of his own design. An avid equestrian, Franz von Biber designed and constructed a horse saddle with large springs attached to the underside, by pulling a rope, the saddle mechanism would release and extend the saddle higher into the air giving the rider a better view. Franz von Biber miscalculated the spring rate in the first model, and when he sat atop the contraption and tested it, it sent him flying into the ceiling of the stable which broke his neck. [9]

>>126888984
GG was a textbook heroin overdose, no?

>>126889052
I think they were having an orgy or something on his corpse for five hours before anyone realised he was dead

All because he wanted to sleep on the top bunk.

>>126883893
Big Mama Thornton gave a very graphic account of his death.

>>126887680
Lil Peep

>take sketchy drugs someone gave him after a show
>dies

I think Jackie Wilson might be one of the more absurd musician deaths of all time.

>is in the habit of drinking salt water prior to shows so he'll sweat a lot onstage and look sexy
>has a stroke while performing on Dick Clark
>spends the rest of his life a potato who requires round-the-clock nursing care

>>126889106
yeah you have to be retarded to take random drugs from a stranger if you're famous. you could easily pay someone to buy them from a reliable source

>>126889106
I like to think it was actually a LEA plant who gave him that stuff on purpose.

John Entwistle really should have known that doing coke past the age of 50 isn't a good idea.

>>126889187
>dies fucking a hooker while high on coke
the OP said dumbest not most based way of dying

>>126881984 (OP)
Elvis shitting himself to death on the toilet was pretty stupid

>>126881984 (OP)
>part of the beach boys
>drowns

>>126881984 (OP)
Surprised nobody brought up John Denver yet

>>126885492
Lmao

>>126891014
To be fair he was probably drunk as fuck

>>126889011
Funny but sounds fake

>>126889122
> He was in the middle of singing "Lonely Teardrops" when he suffered a massive heart attack.[31] On the words "My heart is crying" he collapsed on stage; audience members applauded as they initially thought it was part of the act.

Lmao Gods humor

>>126889187
>>126889245
the hooker now sells a book about it and posts to this day on her facebook little RIP montages

>>126891014
They weren't called the marina boys.

>>126891043
He had the ideal celebrity death.

>>126884969
This takes the biscuit. It's like if Scott Walker died after 1 album from doing the planking challenge.

>>126888984
>Il Duce
The classic drunken nap on the train tracks

>>126891536
I imagine he was like "Tee hee I am such a quirky girl trying to touch the moon- ACCCK!!"

>>126885558
kek

>>126889076
can you imagine the timeline if Lars died instead of him

>>126891014
this one is kino though

John Lennon walking around in public in America is up there as well.

>>126891635
If you can think anything, with that much special k in your system
Her last US tour was a mess

>>126889122
Technically he'd swallow a pitcher of water and take sodium capsules. He told Elvis that the chicks dug it when he got sweaty during performances.

>>126892883
To be fair the wiki explains it may have not have been serious and there was no proof he did that

>>126881984 (OP)
I still don't really get how you drown, like currents push you but they don't pull you under

>>126883893
https://youtu.be/Kbq9ujlNvD0

>>126893959
A boat had just passed by, creating a wake. Boat wakes do all sorts of things. On top of it he was swimming on impulse wearing his clothes and it was dusk. He was not right in the head.

>>126889076
I feel for Kirk, He would definitely have some survivors guilt after that

>>126894024
Boats can't pull you under unless you are like right beside them. Maybe his boots got filled with water though, I dunno

>>126882111
Keith Relf?

>>126881984 (OP)
mama cass choking on a ham sandwich

>>126894124
Reverse Mama Cass

>>126888954
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

>>126888988
There’s also this:
>Anal Cunt's 1997 album I Like It When You Die contained the track "You're in a Coma". Putnam's reaction to the resulting irony of being in a coma was published in the Boston Phoenix: "Actually, it turned out it was just as gay as the song I wrote nine years ago – being in a coma was just as fuckin' stupid as I wrote it was."[14] Anal Cunt kept performing the song during live shows after the coma, with Putnam sharing anecdotes with the audience before the song.

>>126889122
Why do niggers always think sweating is sexy. Half the blacks at my gym literally cover themselves in oil before going out to bench 80kg for an hour.

>>126895993
This nigga ashy as hell and he don't even know skullemoji skullemoji deadroseemoji

>>126889187
I don't care about anyone doing coke and fucking but doing so at 57 with major coronary artery disease and hypertension is just a death wish.

>>126893895
bullshit that's the most metal one so far

>>126893959
It was a slack pool, after getting pushed under by that tug's wake it's like being caught in undertow.

Its always weird to me when a musician dies in a very not rock and roll way. Like Lynn Strait dying in a car crash, or Dave Williams/Quothorn dying from an undiagnosed heart defect

Bessie Smith getting her arm severed in a car accident.

>>126896205
>slack pool
So making it easier to swim due to no current?
>getting pushed under by that tug's wake
How does that push you under? It would you push you up and out/sideways
He was either just a dumb American who can’t swim, or suicidal. Otherwise you would just tread water or doggie paddle and call out to the boys on the bank to help

>>126891269
its real

>excruciating stomach pain and shitting blood for a week+
>refused to go to the hospital because one of his cats was sick
>only goes after friend begs him to
>fucking dies
>cat fucking dies too
>literally right as he was starting to get his life in order

>>126894124
That's apocryphal.
It's still really funny that one of the first morbidly obese women to break out in popular music died from complications of being a fatty.
Also, interestingly enough, Keith Moon would end up dying in the very same bedroom as Cass just four years later, also at the age of 32. I wonder what kind of weird blood rituals Harry Nilsson was performing

>>126896779
Well I think you're apocry-full-of-shit

>>126896927
So was your mom, but I managed to get her unclogged

>>126896996
Classic move from Anon "The Snake"

>>126896996

retards

>>126891014

>>126894735
she's so fat

Marc Bolan dying because he let a women drive

>>126881984 (OP)
Just looked it up, at first it sounded kind of rock n roll that he was having some music party and wet swimming fully clothed singing some song as he went.

But then it turned out he was fully sober. Was he just being quirk chungus and got killed for it?

>>126892517

Them getting a proper technical drummer... What sound would they have during the nineties? And how would rock and metal be without the black album?

>>126896711

this one is so ironic and sad, I started listening to them and became a fan the year after he died... Literally sitting with a TON cap next to me on the table

>>126882095
that story was a bitch to read

>>126896330
lynn strait death makes me sad, so does the singers for Brainiac which i think was an OD, lotta cool dudes in the 90s died easily. Shannon Hoon too

>>126900786
im really skeptical about the story, feel like theres details left out and then they added in the other shit to make it seem charming

>>126900699
>Marc Bolan dying because he let a women drive
D Boon of the Minutemen suffered the same fate

>>126891014
I didn't even know he died young
Just watched Two-Lane Blacktop and thought what a Chad

>>126901695
I just watched that too, after reading about Laurie Bird (also died young suicide) The real tragedy though is they cut a nude scene with her from the film.

>>126882095
This one wins

>>126882095
He provoked that though
He had been acting like a total ass for weeks before

>>126882111
Who?

>>126902345
>>126894101

>>126893959
There's at least like 3 drowning deaths here at the Rhein/Rhine every year. Rivers with active ships are fucking deadle

>>126900699
The funniest part was that he absolutely refused to get a license because he had a life long phobia of dying in a car accident, but was perfectly fine with his drunk/high friends driving him around.

>>126902569
he was gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>126902533
That guy won't believe it until he personally drowns

>>126882295
That's pretty lame for a rock n' roller.

>>126882398
I love my chickens so this is very satisfying for me

>>126892564
he should have known better than americans are insane

>>126893959
It's one thing to go swimming at night with your clothes and boots on, it's another when a boat passes a creates a wake

>>126894124
That was a fake story

>>126897587
Based Keef will live to 100 just to spite all these amateurs

>>126884969
Funny as the story is, it's pretty obviously just a cover for him 41%-ing himself

>>126904064
True. It was corned beef and onions on rye, R-Y-E.

>>126904343
wasn't it a pretty short fall into some kind of cramped space between buildings where s/he lingered for hours before being extracted and finally dying? that seems pretty ineffective for an intentional suicide

>>126907197
AFAIK we don't really have official information and everything we know comes from the testimony of those friends.
They might be telling the truth, or they might be lying to protect her honor and/or to avoid perpetuating the "trannies are suicidal" idea.

>>126907197
either an-hero'd or was trying to climb a building in some dumb high heel shoes that every already tall tranny insists on wearing

>>126900699
what about dying because you let vince neil drive

>>126891014
murdered

>>126902330
That's why it's dumb.
>Talk shit
>Get hit
>Die

>>126904343
No not really. Apparently tourists dying from falling off balconies isn't uncommon there. Also Sophie was probably zooted too.

>>126904343
>>126908598
Yeah for some reason British lads on holiday are drawn to balconies like Bilbo to the ring

>>126909139

>>126881984 (OP)
He was the chosen one.

>>126881984 (OP)
Wait in the fire
Drown in the river

>>126909139
gotta remember that "British people" no longer means what it used to.

>>126910211
Nah, we have footage.
This is all Liams, Callum, and Harrys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7z_2QRELhw
This one's the jam