>>126895858 (OP)don't do it anon
>Work up the courage to go to an Animal Collective concert alone after reading a thread on /mu/ where people say no one cares if you're alone
>I turn up a couple minutes late>As I walk into the event, the whole crowd turns to look at me>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!">Whole event laughing hysterically as I take my seat>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.>Want to die>After the concert, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to concerts alone and how I should kill myself>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY">Security comes by>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?">Security joins in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy>Black guy goes "NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!">Crowd finally disperses>Panda Bear comes by>Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again">All I can do is whimper "yes sir"
