Hi, everybody.
I'm Ringo Starr, I'm sure you've heard of me.
Well, today is my 85th birthday today, and the best way to celebrate/observe my birthday is to wish PEACE AND LOVE for everybody, in the world, and, yes, that even includes the "Boyband Fag" that keeps comparing my band, The Beatles, to One Direction.
(Of course we were better, so there really is no comparison)
So, for my birthday, I wish the whole world PEACE AND LOVE, and I hope you will pass it along.
Peace and love, everybody. (You too, Boyband Fag)
Sincerely
Yours truly,
Ringo Starr

this is a serious message to everyone watching my update right now peace and love peace and love I want to tell you please after the 20th of October do not send fan mail to any address that you have nothing will be signed after the 20th of October if that has a date on the envelope it's gonna be tossed I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do so no more fan mail thank you thank you and no objects to be signed nothing ah anyway peace and love peace and love

>>126957733 (OP)
>>126957747
you are not ringo

>>126957764
I am Ringo because I wanna be Ringo, and I say I'm Ringo, so, PEACE AND LOVE to you, you hate filled froggy.

>>126957853
thats not how it works
and why do you wanna be ringo anyways?
enjoy your youth

>>126957864
Sure it is, if you want it to work that way.
I started the thread, and I say I'm Ringo, so I'm Ringo.
I stay young by playing the drums, and creating art.
Peace and love, fellow Anon.

>>126957895
>I stay young by playing the drums
say that to Phil Collins

>>126957733 (OP)
Happy birthday! Peace and love!