GO JOHNNY GO

piss

ROLL OVER, BEETHOVEN, AND TELL TCHAIKOVSKY THE NEWS, CHUCK’S FART JUST KNOCKED HER OUTTA THE ROOM.

>>126969819 (OP)
greatest diddy musician

>>126969819 (OP)
>same riff you've heard a million times
>tooty frooty lyrics
Wow what a genius

It's funny that his signature pose looks like he's holding a pee.

>>126969819 (OP)
SHE TOOK MY DICK
JUST LIKE SHE WAS DRINKIN' MY PISS

>>126969819 (OP)
>le play the exact same song ever time man
heard one of his songs you've quite literally heard them all

>>126972557
>>126972868
you're just mad Elvis couldn't come up with such iconic song (plagiarize it)

>>126972913
why would I be mad?
elvis had loads of songs that sounded different. all chuck's are the same

i've come to actually appreciate piss fetish as being positively patrician

>>126972922
Got em

>>126972922
You are retard or haven't listened to enough of his music if you think all of his songs sound the same men

>>126973294
>sound the same men
I don't even know what you mean, sar

>>126969819 (OP)
>>126972557
Reminder this man's music is in interstellar space and yours isn't.

>>126973314
Aliens are gonna shut this tooty frooty dog shit off after 10 seconds

>>126973375
you don't know that for sure

>>126973421
There's no way they could enjoy it

>>126973314
at least i don't drink piss

>>126972913
>implying Chuck Berry didn’t plagiarize his guitar licks from Louis Jordan

The Definitive Collection [Geffen/Chess, 2006]
I hope a few young folks out there are aware that the inventor of rock and roll made his bones with six genre- and generation-defining '50s hits: "Maybellene," "Roll Over Beethoven," "School Day," "Rock and Roll Music," "Sweet Little Sixteen," and "Johnny B. Goode." I also hope they'll believe that he later wrote three equally titanic songs: "Almost Grown" and "You Never Can Tell," in which his patented American teenager goes out on his own and gets married, and the sub rosa celebration of the Freedom Rides "Promised Land." And I hope they won't be surprised to learn that those nine titles are only the cream of a 10-buck, 30-tracks-in-75-minutes collection whose most dubious selection both the Kinks and the Rolling Stones thought choice enough to cover. ("Beautiful Delilah," to be precise--I've come around on Berry's sole #1, the naughty 1972 sing-along "My Ding-a-Ling.") Bo Diddley excepted, Berry was the most spectacular guitarist of the rock and roll era, and every '60s band learned his licks. His bassist-producer was the capo of Chicago blues, his pianist entered the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on his own recognizance, and his drummers were huge. Yet though the size of his sound was unprecedented, the penetrating lightness of his unslurred vocals was as boyish as the young Eminem's because the crystalline words meant even more than the irresistible music. In the hall of mirrors that is Chuck Berry's catalogue, this is where to get oriented. But be forewarned that there's also a 71-track three-CD box that slightly overplays his blues pretensions and Nat King Cole dreams, and that this one could tempt a person to covet that consumable too. I dare you to find out. A+

>>126975048
This cum eating cuck would give this tooty frooty shit an A

if you complain about Chuck Berry it's probably because you haven't heard enough 50s pop to establish some context. you have no idea just how bad it could get. His songs were masterpieces compared to a lot of that stuff.

>>126975114
Good thing we're not in the 50s and have to listen to any of this bullshit, right?

>>126975114
You could have been listening to these gems instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXMYqeJuxpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le0b0qmrA4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Oyaoc52ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLOqTIRMEmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqnb_nU7RBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VJlHWESyLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7kdK_L_Yts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dWOsP_wly0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooll-Yby_0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiueIiFJdN8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs-cxEzFFiM

>>126975311
yet none of these are still nearly as bad as Swift or Carpenter's songs

>>126975311
The Guy Mitchell song is the cutest or at least the least obnoxious of these. I guess they chose that city because it fit the rhythm of the song more than it having anything to actually do with the place though.

>>126975311
you could have been listening to Blue Note jazz you didn't have to listen to Eileen Barton, i hope you realize

>>126972557