Lorde having a public mental breakdown after getting musically mogged by a tiktoker.

SHOW BOOBS AND VAGINE PLS

damn, hope she feels better

now go back

>>126993586 (OP)
>>126993598
she did

Lorde is a good lesson in the dangers of normie psychedelic drug experimentation

>>126993708
SHE WALLED HARD must be all the crack

>>126993586 (OP)

>>126993708
thats a man face

>>126993586 (OP)
Lorde actually is Randy Marsh.

>>126993586 (OP)
please get better lordy

>>126994016
Is there anything less funny and retarded than a South Park fan?
>durrrrr Bono POOP! Kanye gay fish! I am Lorde, yayaya!

>>126994149
>he likes fishsticks

>>126993586 (OP)
She just did 5 years PR in 3 months for an album just to grandma face

I kinda feel bad for her but when you play with fire hey you get

>>126993668
that's probably why she's crying, she did all that and her album still flopped and is already forgotten

>>126993586 (OP)
when and where is this from lol

>>126994468
she posted this today

>>126994149
You. Youre a gay fish.

>>126994149
truth nvke

>>126993586 (OP)
Hope grandma Lorde is ok, lordesisters

>>126995038
where though, like what is it? Insta tik tok, story what, you got a link

>>126995082
idk where she posted it. i just saw it on twitter, its from today though.

>>126995151
lol

>>126993708
Is that legit duct tape on her tits?
Tearing that shit off your nipples must be agonizingly painful

>>126994149
Hey anon, quick question, do you like fish sticks?

>>126995156
after further research, she posted this on ig today

>>126995188
was there more context or is just the generic foid "i'm crying now, give me attention and validation" technique

>>126995219
the latter

>>126993586 (OP)
She's kinda hot for a grandma crying omg is this fetish oh no oh no

>>126995255
lets face it, she doesnt have ANY sex appeal

>Lorde having a public mental breakdown
>oh my GOD, LORDEEE
>Lorde is a good lesson
>Hope grandma Lorde is ok

>>126993751
streetwalker from my hometown has this exact face and body type. charges only 15 bucks to blow you but really not worth it. too toothy and try hard. in fact more people around here know her from dragging her random garbage carts and asking everyone that walks if they want a cheap blowie while half naked around town than anyone would know who Lorde is. if Lordes publicist is here i can hook you up with her location in the bushes by the river bridge for career boosting tips.

>>126995282
I get aroused when women cry
I get even more aroused when I don't care
I get even more and more aroused when I care and she doesn't
I get even more and more and most aroused when she cries and I'm the only one she can turn to that's when I climax, when I get turned on the most

>>126995282
>lets face it, she doesnt have ANY sex appeal

>>126995336
New Taylor swift song?

>>126995219
She is sad because she got her throat slit at her son's wedding

>>126995338
grandma ass

Forget music
If she wants attention and money she could just start an OnlyFans and show her ass to everyone

>>126995354
Taylor What I'm only into grandmas like Lorde esp when she's crying and fucked up

>>126995490
extreme spread with crumbled up toilet paper bits stuck to her dark tail like asshole hair and even a bit of shit on the edge of her puckered maroon tinted anal rim

>>126995385
what about those tree trunk cankles, damn

>>126995439
ouch, she really thought she was gonna be this summer's brat too

>>126995490
I guess you have to really throw away your dignity and admit you are totally a whore for only fans. She still wants to be a legit singer

>>126995439
kek

>>126993586 (OP)
:(

>>126994149
Calm down lorde

>>126993586 (OP)
Me, answering she's too old for this kind of shit, as a 32yo who has posted on 4chan for 17 years.

>>126995490
What ass. Deceptive advertising.

>>126996251
Anon one of her album covers is just her ass front and center

>>126996289
The metaphor here is her anus is the sun and her shit is the light.

>>126995439
Many music reviewer sites said that Virgin sounded like a failed brat for charts and she made it looks like it is

>>126996289
It’s better than looking at her face, right?

>>126995917
She is. Neither charted.

>>126996354

>>126995439
That's fuckin sad to not even get top 100 in your home country man I would cry too ngl.

>>126995188
post or story?

>>126996354
It actually got a lot of good reviews and it doesn’t sound like brat at all

>>126996428
What was that sounds like a track from brat, Hammer too and the list goes on

I liked it.
But it was never going to stream well. It's like 10 songs of bon iver-esque electronica
If she wanted to chart well she had to have very strong physical sales but I heard

Besides it's a new era you need to basically be a lolita type to make it pop right now

>>126993586 (OP)
oh its just a picture, i thought it was a video, could be just a photo dump old pics, doubt she would post crying over chart metrics lol

has she tried to abandon the dead music career and just settle down and live with a fat old hairy drunk with 3 cats like me?

>>126996391
incorrect

>>126993586 (OP)
this album has an 81 on metacritic, wtf are tou talkin bout son

>>126996710
I thought she was big in Germany

>>126995385
would much rather the one on the left t bh

>>126996719
please remember only streaming numbers not quality of music matters

>>126996725
Germany has their own Charli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETZ96rSw25g

>>126994396
The album hit #2 in the US though??

>>126994149
We got a FamilyGAY fan here LOL

>>126993586 (OP)
Whoa I just saw this grandma at staples deliver a box to the print room. The music industry sure is brutal

>>126996987
Both of those shows are total zombies, golden age simpsons mogs the best of either anyways

>>126996987
>>126997364
Aqua Teen Hunger Force clears all of them

>>126996968
It hit #1 in the UK.
Hardly a flop.
Most of it percentage came from physical sales and digital track sales.
It was only #5 on the streaming chart.
So it made tons of money it's first week.

>>126993586 (OP)
>breakout hit is making fun of vapid pop trendchasers
>becomes a vapid pop trendchaser
I feel like there's at least one artist who falls into this trap for every genre

What the fuck happened to her face?

>>126993586 (OP)
>musically mogged by a tiktoker
What’s this now?

>>126997727
Her mother's Croatian. Balkan women tend to wall HARD

>>126997444
No

>>126997444
stop posting

>>126993586 (OP)
What the unholy wall is this.
That's a shame, i kinda liked her first album when it came out. Sometimes you gotta just accept the fact that you're not gonna ever top the first shit you release.

>WAAAHHH I HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND FANS WAAAHHH

>>126993586 (OP)
Maybe it would help if she released music semi-consistently instead of releasing two albums per decade like she's in her 70's or something. Like who the fuck does this bitch think she is? She never got anywhere creatively because when you go years and years without releasing an album, you lose all momentum you built up with the previous album, so every album she's made is like her debut in a way. She's never given a substantial reason to give a fuck about her music, she just acts like she's already earned peoples attention as if she's been doing this for decades and decades.

>>126996289
Sweet ass...

>>126993708
Lorde is the prime example of weird kid from school suddenly gets into a life of partying, drugs and sex.

>>126998006
she's been friends with swift and more recently charli so she's always comparing herself to pop whores with better numbers. probably friend her brain more than the psychedelics did. she's talented, first two albums were great. just a mess of a person though, she's been ruining marriages since she was a teenager

>>126995283
underrated

>>126996289
I wanna kiss that ass one cheek after the other and then back again.

>>126993598
>SHOW BOOBS
she actually does in her one new vid
>>126993668
like 98% of all current female pop/rap singers only personality is sex kitten. when the vast majority are ugly as fuck like lorde. she has zero sex appeal, but she takes pics of herself in various stages of undress anyway

>>126993586 (OP)
South Park mogged her years before ShitTok was even a thing

>>126999794
Some people are just attracted to the naked female body. She's actually fairly attractive if you're just an average heterosexual guy. The trouble is, Nazis can't appreciate anything that diverges from the most standard traditional idea of attractiveness, so you say that beautiful women are ugly while lusting after femboys who you also hate.

>>126999831
Its all childish bullshit where everyone is just jerking off each other. Can we move on from literally everything being about sex?

>>126997444
TRVTHNVKE

well?

>>126999831
she looks like a man

>>126999881
If you were actually attracted to women you'd know that that sounds ridiculous. Accusing straight men of being attracted to people who "look like men" is something that Nazis do to feel less guilty about being attracted to actual men It's a well known fact that you're all gay.

>>126997444
wow slow down buddy, you're getting a little too based here.

>>126999881
If you were actually attracted to women you'd know that that sounds ridiculous. Accusing straight men of being attracted to people who "look like men" is something that Nazis do to feel less guilty about being attracted to actual men. It's a well known fact that you're all gay.

>>126998776
>ruining marriages since she was a teenager
Give me a quick rundown

>>126999942
i'm attracted to women who don't look like her. i like pretty women who are sexy and feminine. this bitch looks like she fucks little dweeb men and pretends not to have a cunt (she does). if she was feminine she'd be getting turnt out and having kids instead she does whatever this is women are retarded

>>126994149
Fun fact, Sia actually provided the original vocals for the South Park parody song. The point was that Lorde was a hack and anyone could easily recreate her sound and they were 100 percent correct lmao

>>126994149
kek the lorde 'cord didnt like this one

>>126999831
>She's actually fairly attractive
there is literally not one attractive thing about her. not one

She was better looking with that nice volume of hair during Royals
Plus she was younger

>>127000241
truke

>>126999831
She looks really unhealthy. She hasn't even hit 30 yet.

>>127000241
>>127000246
destroyed her homeostasis with drugs and casual sex

>>126999831
>>126999942
Lorde isn’t considered a woman, look up Man of the Year

>>127000274
many such cases

>>126993586 (OP)
She should stop trying to be an hyper sexual pop slut. It just doesn´t fit her, and let´s be honest, she is not very attractive.

>>126999877
Looks like Nick Fuentes in a wig

>>127000558
well, she is mexican

>>127000518
at the very least, she isn't bogging herself which puts her above freaks like ariana grande

>>126994149
South Park should've had Randy be Bad Bunny instead. The "yah-yah-yah" part would be more accurate.

>>126993586 (OP)
that chick is mad as a cut snake

You guys are so mad that she has sex lmao holy shit.

lol and that bitch is damn near 30
fking corpo pop losers

Please be nice to lorde

>>126999877
Damn Arca's looking cute nowadays

>>126996289
Why hasn't Weird Al parodied this cover?

>>126999877
She ugly hot
Like a chick that call you to borrow
Five hunnid, then promise she gon' pay you back tomorrow
Then left with a scammer with a Gucci hat from Marshall's
Slept with him, then woke up, saw his watch was a Fossil
Everybody wear a costume, spray a little extra perfume
YEEZYs in the stockroom, that's the name, make the stock boom
Hit the club with at least ten, you in a 500, that's a cheap Benz
I promise Playboi we'd get the tape out 'fore the weekend

>>126993586 (OP)
Anti-Zionists are mentally ill lmao

>>127001670
>she has sex
her new album is literally called virgin. get your facts straight, anon

I want to see Lorde's Royal

>>127001990
this, but unironically

>>126999877
she needs a sex tape leak to top it off

>>127000241
no she wasnt

>>127002551
He looks like if Luscious Lopez took steroids to look even more manly in the face and turned her one in a billion body into that of a gross female bodybuilder.

>>127002613
Is your pic supposed to be worse than the op?

>>127002793
yep every pic of her is bad

>>126997664
It's the trend of the last past 5 years. If you're a solo female artist who makes dance pop Electropop you're guaranteed a number one in the UK. There must be a lot of catty gays there that buy the billion CD variants ariana, sabrina, olivia, Charli, lorde and blah blah blah put out.

>>126997664
>It hit #1 in the UK.
>Hardly a flop.
it takes almost nothing for an album to hit number one now though. so although an album does make it to the top of the album chart it can still be a flop

>>127001753
I thought she would be near Lana's age. She walled hard.

the drop-off in sales from album 2 to 3

>>126995385
jesus christ

>>126999877
Didn't this dude used to wear a suit while reviewing fast food in his car?

>>127002288
Kys heeb

>>126993586 (OP)
>Lorde having a public mental breakdown after getting musically mogged by a tiktoke
qrd?

>>127003137
Reviewbrah is unironically cuter and prettier than current lorde, and I say this as a straight man.

>>126993708
>She's still in her 20s

The wall is merciless.

>>126994149
I think we just found someone who fits the bill

>>127002683
Fuck me I shouldn't have said that, I tried beating it to one of her videos but any time her face was in view I would see Arca and immediately lose all my boner progress.
I don't think I can watch her anymore but I'm not deleting my folder just yet. I'll see what I can do with deepfake software, maybe she's still salvageable.
/blog

>>127003413
>posts a pic of an ugly 20 something female with a mustache
>mentions something about the wall
this bitch has always been ugly. cant get walled if you never looked good

>>127003452
You can always get older, look worse.

>>126993708
>>126995338
>>126999877
Lorde has always given me the vibe of a nerdy horsegirl, class president type. The type who never has any boyfriends and does nothing but study all day after school.
Seeing her try to act sexy is as if the mean popular girls got her drunk at the school prom as a joke and are making her strip.

>>126994149
Got the boomlenials seething with this one

>>127003413
32-46 years old is generally when a woman is most attractive. Contrary to what the pedophilic right believes, a woman generally hits the wall in her late 40's-early 50's, not thirty like people of your political ideology believe. That said, she has a serious medical issue of some kind. What it is, I don't know, but this bitch hit the wall before she was even of consenting age. There's something physically wrong with her that probably merits some kind of medical diagnosis, because there's no reason why that should ever happen.

Wtf else can she do for publicity? Put her pussy on the album pictures? She could have done good songs but alas

>>127004354
Post one source that shows men preferring women in the 32-46 range to the 18-25 range

>>127004543
Women from 32-46.

>>127004543
I made it the fuck up.

>>127004605
No, I didn't. You just have bad taste, if you even are attracted to women at all. You might not be if you're a Nazi. People like you seem way more impressed with big tough guys than beautiful, sexy little milfs when it gets down to it.

>>127004687
1/10

>>126993586 (OP)
It was really drugs what fucked up her mind? She looks very mentally unstable.