>be gross washed alcoholic whore who peaked 15 years ago and looks like you last showered 15 years ago
>be from Mississippi but pretend you're not from Mississippi and talk in a California Valley Girl accent and have California politics
>the absolute state of you

let's try to accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative a little more, op

>>126995933
We already have enough scumbag simps drolling over this cunt enough every single day

Olivia mogs

>>126995926 (OP)
usually liberal leaning people from the South tend to leave the South and go to states that are more open to their beliefs, OP

>>126996098
She’s my girlfriend really

>>126995926 (OP)
>>be from Mississippi but pretend you're not from Mississippi and talk in a California Valley Girl accent and have California politics
why does this upset people exactly?

idk at least Chappell Roan doesn't try to pretend she's not from a flyover state

>>126996152
i mean, can't blame em. i wouldn't want to be from one either

>>126996132
Poser fake scumbags are not in your comprehension zoomer

>>126995926 (OP)
Never forget

Didn't Michael Stipe denounce the South and everything in it?

>>126995926 (OP)
California is a more desert-like Mississippi outside the urban coastal areas. Ever been to the Central Valley?

>>126995926 (OP)
hope she reads this bro

dollar store emily armstrong kek

>>126996250
>seething about zoomers out of nowhere
calm down grandpa. go take your nap already.

>>126995926 (OP)
Who would want it known that they were from Mississippi? I would try any accent just to throw people off the trail

charli clears

>>126996484
not OP but the place did contribute an outsized amount to American music

Hayley is a national treasure.

>>126997431
what's that got to do with anything? she obviously wasn't interested in being a country/blues shitter and wanted to be a basic suburban Millenial pop punk chick.

What did you guys honestly expect her to do? Talk like Deliverance and play a banjo to prove she was authentic?

>>126997562
Hayley country side project.

>>126995926 (OP)
Don't ask me, I've never actually heard her speak so fuck do I know what her speaking voice sounds like.

she's clearly a basic bitch liberal white Millenial woman who didn't want anything to do with the South or its culture why are you guys mad about that?

I've had a crush on her for almost 20 years, I'm not about to drop her because of some schizo on the internet.

>>126997431
Does Hayley sing the delta blues?

>>126997722
>>126997673
t. Hayley

>>126997740
no clue what you're asking here but idk

>>126995926 (OP)

>b-but you guiiise.. she's for z-zoomer cock... guise?

how the hell did she go from this
>>126996255
>>126997473
to this
>>126998373
>>126995926 (OP)
in such a short amount of time?

>>126998391
Age and alcohol abuse, she's been drinking since she was 16.

>>126998391
>Short amount of time
She's literally half her age in that second pic

>>126998424
yeah but she maintained and kept relatively close to this look up until recently. it's a stark difference now

she'll probably be dead by her late 40s from liver cirrhosis

Don't you guys have webms of her hips or ass? At be good coomerz

>>126997473
Must be from an awfully poor nation.

>>127000578
im so funny

>>126998558
Probably due to her divorce in 2017. She almost quit music apparently :'(

/mu/ hates unobtainable women confirmed.

>>126998391
she smokes too

>>126995926 (OP)
So many guys liked her back in the day. This is what they wanted women to be.

>>126995926 (OP)
I'm from Texas and don't talk like a Texan. Or not much. You have to be from the actual sticks to get that, usually.

Mah wife

>>127000790
>unobtainable
you could find women like her in any dive bar

>>127002736
She’s my wife

>>127002736
sorry but they're all alphabet people nowadays

>>126998423
it's obvious to me she has severe undiagnosed mental issues

>>127002874
Projection

>>126997752
Zoom zoom

>>126997598
seconded. the frig would i know.

>>126995926 (OP)
>looks like you last showered 15 years ago
God I wish that were true, I bet she would smell delicious
Also she's kino and beautiful and hot in my book
>>127002736
Who can sing like Hayley and look like her? I doubt it

>>127003523
SAAR

>>127003700
Not Indian, just high test and khhv

>>127003700
he's probably black ie. the primary race of men Hayley fucks

>>126996255
>everyone I don't like is a pedophile

Your projected brainrot is getting really boring.

>>126995926 (OP)
you sound mad, OP

i don't get what the point of this thread is

>>127009997
coomer honeypot

I like me. And I've got a whole A section now and with a resolution so.

Drinking and smoking you say?! My Lord! Since 16 ? Whatever next.