i tried showing Van Halen to some zoomer kids at a local park...they hated it.. one of even starting rocking and shaking... why can't zoomers cope with chad rock?

>>126998696 (OP)
What's the appeal of that guy?

>>126998696 (OP)
Stop trying to fuck kids at the park, you weird asshole

>>126999169
karen spotted

>>126998696 (OP)
>one of [them] even start[ed] rocking and shaking
Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

>>126998696 (OP)
kids ears are not ready for metal until their about 11 or 12 your dumb fuck pedo

>>126999661
Pedophile spotted

>>126999027
His big cock

>>127003288
>>127004653
Least puritanical, highest IQ zoomershit

Samefag

>>126999169
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>126998696 (OP)
>pasta
lame

>>126999027
his wit and wisdom, his bravado and sexual energy, his ability to lead a band and his ability to piss off EVH.

>>127004653
its ok im trans now say sorry

>>126998696 (OP)
Because it fucking sucks.

>>127005311
>derps

>>126998696 (OP)
>one of even starting rocking
sounds like he liked it

>captcha VHa24

I had a hardcore punk buddy growing up but he was simultaneously a great guitarist and when he got fucked up all the time sometimes he'd start to praise things like Drop Dead Legs, and one time he got wasted on vodka and started covering like 50% of Hot For Teacher really well. My point I guess is a lot of young people fail to see the bigger picture with Van Halen they're not just another Aerosmith or Guns n Roses, they're not just another shredder metal band, theres a humor to them, theres an insane proficiency to them a balance of guitar style that you don't get from their contemporaries. Its a band any music fan should appreciate well beyond the genre. I showed my gf Could This Be Magic and she was forever changed like she'd been waiting to hear it her whole life. I'm an old zoomer for reference

>>127007028
Some of their deep cuts really show their versatility.. Could This Be Magic is one of my favorites. I dont know why no one talks about Fair Warning either.. its a masterpiece of a dark serious version of Van Halen

>>127007166
Thats also true on Diver Down. Some real gems on that album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2amyCWvGZVc

>>126998696 (OP)
What a slut.

>>127007855
WHat makes you say that?

>>126998696 (OP)
Sounds like bullshit. All kids love VH. That's why they're still hot for teachers.