Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:58:04 AM No.127000975
A lot of people are pretty intimidated when they see us metalheads but what you might not have known is that... we're all actually super wholesome! Metalheads are like one big family and we look out after each other! We're not looking for trouble and really, we're just trying to have fun and build a community that everyone can feel a part of! So when you see us banging our heads (that's our form of dancing, it's called "headbanging") and "moshing" (there are a lot of rules so that everyone is safe), don't think that we're dangerous.
You might be surprised to hear this but outside of the often very dark music we listen to (System of a Down, Sabaton, etc.) a lot of us are normal people just like you! We go to work and love our children just like everyone else! We participate in democracy and love to vote too! And yeah, there are some people in the metal community who think anything that isn't metal isn't good music but those are fortunately in the minority. Yeah, I'm talking about "those guys". No one likes "those guys". Don't be "that guy", guys. True metal heads are open to any and all music. You know, when I'm not busy listening to SLAYERRR!!!, I sometimes even like to put on some good ol' pop while doing housework! [cut away to two men with long hair headbanging to Taylor Swift - Shake it Off]
"But how can I become one of you guys???" you might ask. Well, the answer is simple, my friend. You want to be a metalhead? Well, congratulations, you now ARE a metalhead! There are no prerequisites for joining us! So throw those horns and let the power of the RIFF take you away, mwuhahaha!! *looks at the ceiling, makes an exaggerated face and slowly raises hand while doing the devil's horn*
See you at Wacken. \m/
You might be surprised to hear this but outside of the often very dark music we listen to (System of a Down, Sabaton, etc.) a lot of us are normal people just like you! We go to work and love our children just like everyone else! We participate in democracy and love to vote too! And yeah, there are some people in the metal community who think anything that isn't metal isn't good music but those are fortunately in the minority. Yeah, I'm talking about "those guys". No one likes "those guys". Don't be "that guy", guys. True metal heads are open to any and all music. You know, when I'm not busy listening to SLAYERRR!!!, I sometimes even like to put on some good ol' pop while doing housework! [cut away to two men with long hair headbanging to Taylor Swift - Shake it Off]
"But how can I become one of you guys???" you might ask. Well, the answer is simple, my friend. You want to be a metalhead? Well, congratulations, you now ARE a metalhead! There are no prerequisites for joining us! So throw those horns and let the power of the RIFF take you away, mwuhahaha!! *looks at the ceiling, makes an exaggerated face and slowly raises hand while doing the devil's horn*
See you at Wacken. \m/
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