*inspires hundreds of reggae bangers and the Rastafarian mythology in your path*

>>127010524 (OP)
rastafarianism is way too cringe for me to take reggae seriously. i like the music but just cant get into it too heavily without loling

Didn’t he genocide the Tigray?

I'm thinking of buying this shirt so all the real reggae fans respect me

Rastas

>>127010524 (OP)
He had nothing to do with it. He tried to stop it. That's the sad thing. It's like the Life of Brian.

>>127010639
>He had nothing to do with it.
He unintentionally inspired it. It was one of history's greatest accidents.

>faggot gets mogged by Chief Boomer Bender in his own song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JNmz17gnMw

>>127010684
kek wrong thread

>>127010552
yeah but its all good vibes maaaaaan blacks are so freakin chill

>>127010598
inb4 you get knocked out by an ethiopian immigrant

>>127010720
I can handle myself, but even if I couldn’t every rasta would be ready to back me up to defend the honor of Emperor Selassie

>>127010552
The Tigray would have done the same to his people, tribalism goes both ways.

>>127010720
Why would that happen? Are most Ethiopian immigrants DERG sympathizers?

Being a Rasta seems kind of fun. You get to have dreadlocks and eat delicious vegan food

>>127010598
That shirt slaps

>>127010720
horners are twigs

>>127010524 (OP)
>create cult for shits and giggles
>inadvertently causes a chain reaction of events that results in influencing the lives of millions of people from all walks of life from Bob Marely to Death Grips
>major elements of this timeline might have never happened if not for some guy
many such cases

The music would have still existed, it was born out of drugged out all nighters pulled by one guy who was feeling all bored by himself. Rastafarism was just symbolism.

>>127011949
Is MC Ride a Rasta?

>>127010524 (OP)
didn't he land in Jamaica once in an airplane in the 1950s and stoners there have been worshiping him ever since?

>>127010630
Is he a Rastafari?

>>127010694
*gets mogged by Chief Boomer Bender in his own song in your path*

>>127010524 (OP)
Funny thing is that Rastafarianism is incompatible with his Ethiopian Christianity. Impossible to reconcile them no matter how much mental gymnastics you do.

>>127015941
They both love Jesus tho they're pretty much identical

>>127014722
Is he a godlike optimystic prophet? Not even a question

>>127016127
Rastafaris are non-trinitarian and believe that all people in the Bible were black.
Ethiopian Christianity is like Catholicism but with even more books and slightly different christology.

>>127016216
>believe that all people in the Bible were black.
This is true tho, most people in the bible are Egyptians

>>127016296
And Egyptians were black, so European civilisation comes from blacks

>>127016296
>>127016319
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>>127016483
Only one of those posts was mine famalam

>>127010524 (OP)
I bet he would have made bangers if he’d been a musician

>>127013806
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grounation_Day?wprov=sfla1

It was the 60s and its still a weed party day for rastas, ot coming the day after 4/20 is fortuitous for stones who wanna keep the party going
>After Planno escorted the African monarch down the steps, journalists were puzzled by Selassie's refusal to walk on the red carpet on the way to his limousine (hencegrounation,lyaricequivalent offoundation, "uplifted" with the sound of the wordgroundin the sense of "making contact with the soil)

Not enough new age religions play with language it's always just king james speak

>>127017996
>Not enough new age religions play with language it's always just king james speak
One thing I genuinely like about Jamaican culture is that it probably has one of (maybe the most) unique way of speaking English

>>127010639
Did he ever listen to reggae music?