Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:01:12 AM No.127044501
>be me
>young lad, living the dream
>mom says we’re going on a trip
>not Disney World, not Paris
>we’re going to the jungle
>????
>whatever, sounds cool
>arrive in some exotic place
>locals stare at us like we’re aliens
>mom’s got this whole “spiritual awakening” vibe
>me? just want to see a monkey or something
>some guy offers us a rifle
>says we can go tiger hunting
>mom’s like “sure, sounds empowering”
>wait what
>next morning
>we’re on elephants
>feel like I’m in a movie
>spot a tiger in the distance
>guide says “take the shot”
>mom hesitates
>I pull the trigger
>tiger goes down
>feel weird
>not proud, not sad
>just empty
>locals not impressed
>some guy with a guitar calls me a killer
>mom starts crying
>we leave the next day
>years later
>hear a song on the radio
>“Hey, Bungalow Bill… what did you kill, Bungalow Bill?”
>mfw
>young lad, living the dream
>mom says we’re going on a trip
>not Disney World, not Paris
>we’re going to the jungle
>????
>whatever, sounds cool
>arrive in some exotic place
>locals stare at us like we’re aliens
>mom’s got this whole “spiritual awakening” vibe
>me? just want to see a monkey or something
>some guy offers us a rifle
>says we can go tiger hunting
>mom’s like “sure, sounds empowering”
>wait what
>next morning
>we’re on elephants
>feel like I’m in a movie
>spot a tiger in the distance
>guide says “take the shot”
>mom hesitates
>I pull the trigger
>tiger goes down
>feel weird
>not proud, not sad
>just empty
>locals not impressed
>some guy with a guitar calls me a killer
>mom starts crying
>we leave the next day
>years later
>hear a song on the radio
>“Hey, Bungalow Bill… what did you kill, Bungalow Bill?”
>mfw
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